"I've said it many times, the position of Hokage is not interesting," Kiyosuke said as he followed Minato in.
Jiraiya asked, "Then what do you think is interesting?"
"Of course, it's beautiful ladies!" Kiyosuke blurted out. Jiraiya's eyes sparkled. "A kindred spirit!!!"
Slap!
The two slapped their palms together, reaching an agreement.
"..." Minato.
I often feel out of place with you guys because I'm not lecherous enough!
"Minato, has Kiyosuke arrived? Why do I hear Jiraiya - sensei's voice?"
The red - haired Kushina, with her hair tied up in a ponytail, peeked out from the kitchen. Seeing Jiraiya, she said in surprise, "Jiraiya - sensei, why are you here?"
Jiraiya said discontentedly, "Hey, Kushina, I'm Minato's teacher after all. Why can't I come? Why do you seem to dislike me?"
"It's not a seem. I do dislike you. Jiraiya - sensei is one of the Four Taboos of Ninjas. Kiyosuke, stay away from Jiraiya - sensei."
"What the hell are the Four Taboos of Ninjas?"
Kiyosuke whispered: "Lord Jiraiya is a combination of the Three Taboos of Ninjas, so he's the Fourth Taboo."
Jiraiya was involved with alcohol, women, and money. This guy had no sense of being a ninja at all. He didn't abide by any of the Three Taboos of Ninjas. Of course, there were plenty of ninjas who didn't follow them.
"That's only something to care about during missions. Kushina, you have a big prejudice against me. Hurry up, I'm hungry."
He plopped down at the dining table, looking like he wasn't going to leave.
Kiyosuke sat beside him and said seriously, "Sister Kushina, I hope your cooking won't disappoint me. I'm a gourmet who has eaten at all the restaurants in Konoha. I've even tasted the cooking of Asuma's mother."
Kushina rarely showed a serious expression. "I understand. I'll make my signature dishes."
With that, she disappeared into the kitchen, and the sound of chopping vegetables came. Minato and Jiraiya's expressions didn't look good. Kiyosuke looked at them in confusion. "What's wrong?"
Jiraiya whispered, "Well, Kushina usually cooks pretty well, but... we're afraid when she gets serious."
"Hmm?"
"Once she gets serious, the taste will be... indescribable!"
Minato swallowed hard.
Hey, come on. How bad can it be to scare the future Fourth Hokage and Jiraiya of the Sannin like this?
What did I say?
What did I say?!!!
Jiraiya put one hand on his shoulder and said softly, "Kiyosuke, you're heading for hell!"
Kiyosuke glanced at him, sneered, and shouted, "Sister Kushina, Lord Jiraiya said he wants to taste your signature dishes when you're serious!"
"Is that so? Okay! I got it!"
Kushina's voice came from the kitchen.
Jiraiya's face froze. He grabbed Kiyosuke's collar and growled in a low voice, "You bastard, you're scheming against me!!!"
Kiyosuke showed an evil expression. "Lord Jiraiya, since we're all here as guests, it's not proper for me to enjoy it alone. I love sharing the most."
"..." Jiraiya.
Have the hearts of young people become so dirty now?
Goodness, I'm really speechless!
No way, this suffering can't be just for the two of us! ×2
The two of them looked at Minato, who was watching the fun, at the same time.
"..." Minato.
"Kushina, show your true skills today. Minato also wants to have a taste," Jiraiya said.
"Yeah, Sister Kushina, Minato - sensei said he really misses your serious - mode dishes!" Kiyosuke chimed in.
In Minato's eyes, the faces of Jiraiya and Kiyosuke became more and more despicable, and he felt a strong sense of malice.
? (ˉ﹃ˉ?) ×2
"Kushina... Mmmph!!!"
Hearing Minato about to speak, Jiraiya and Kiyosuke pounced on him, preventing him from talking.
"Minato - sensei, your heart is so dirty! You were actually going to upgrade the hell - level meal!"
"Minato! I don't remember teaching you to be like this! You have no respect for your teacher!"
You two bastards are scheming against me!
Minato was extremely unwilling, but these two guys with dirty minds didn't let him speak. Jiraiya picked up a fruit from the table and stuffed it into his mouth.
"Before Kushina comes out, we can't let Minato talk."
"Right."
They reached an agreement!
Cheers []~（￣▽￣）~*
"What are you guys up to?"
Kushina came over with a soup. She found her man being subdued by Jiraiya and Kiyosuke, with an apple in his mouth.
"Nothing, just having fun. Sister Kushina, we're counting on you for today's lunch."
Kiyosuke gave Kushina a thumbs - up!
"Okay, leave it to me!"
Kushina gave a thumbs - up in response.
Minato: "..."
No, Kushina! Turn back! It's hell ahead!!!
As the dishes were served one after another, the faces of the three became more and more gloomy.
The dishes looked okay, but they gave off a strange smell. Kiyosuke even vaguely saw the steam from the hot soup forming the shape of a skull.
Ah...
"Okay, Kiyosuke, have a good taste of my cooking!" Kushina picked up some food for Kiyosuke.
"Haha, respecting the elders and caring for the young is a virtue. Lord Jiraiya, you're the oldest among us. Try Sister Kushina's food," Kiyosuke said. Naturally, he wouldn't suffer alone and picked up some food for Jiraiya.
"Haha, come on, Minato, have a taste of Kushina's signature dish. You won't get to eat it every day like this," Jiraiya said.
No way, this immortal will definitely find someone to share the hardship!
Minato forced a smile. "Come on, Kiyosuke. This is especially prepared for you by Kushina. Give it a try."
The three of them pushed the food around, and no one was the first to pick up their chopsticks.
Kushina narrowed her eyes, her killing intent surging. Her red hair fluttered without wind, like tentacles.
Here it comes!
The Crimson Pepper!
Bang!
She slapped the table. "You three!"
"Yes!!!"
The three of them straightened their backs and put down their chopsticks.
"Are you dissatisfied with my dishes?"
"No!!!"
The three replied firmly.
"Then eat!"
"Yes!!!"
The meal ended at lightning speed. Kushina looked at the clean dishes and bowls and said happily, "Ala, so you like my cooking so much. Kiyosuke, since you're alone at home, you can come over for a meal often in the future!"
No, I'll never come again!
Lying on the table, spitting out what seemed to be his soul, Kiyosuke thought so.
This meal almost cost him his life.
Kushina's cooking in serious mode was really terrifying. Why does it taste so bad when she gets serious?
This setting is so strange!
"So, Kiyosuke, don't do this again in the future. Just let Kushina cook normally," Jiraiya said, lying down.
"No, I won't come for a meal here again."
Kiyosuke said.