Rei woke up to the sensation of something soft pressing against his lips. For one horrifying moment, he thought it was another pillow ambush. But no It was a spoon.
A spoon elegantly guided by the Demon Queen Lucivella herself, sitting at his bedside like a devoted wife on honeymoon.
"Eat, my love," she purred, her golden eyes glowing with tenderness that would've melted any heart not already scarred with trauma. "You must regain your strength. Yesterday's pillow diplomacy was… exhausting for you."
Rei blinked blearily. "...Is this oatmeal?"
Lucivella smiled. "Yes. With just a hint of your favorite honey. I sent three battalions to retrieve it."
[System Notification: Resource Update – Three Villages Razed For Honey.]
[At least your breakfast is authentic, farm-to-table.]
Rei choked on the spoonful. "YOU DESTROYED VILLAGES FOR BREAKFAST?!"
