It was a calm morning or i say too calm.
The birds chirped in eerie harmony. The air shimmered with the suspicious stillness of a world preparing to launch a pie into someone's face.
Rei, the tragically sane center of a yandere harem, had learned by now to fear peace more than chaos and sure enough, just as he began sipping his tea—
POP!
A dimensional rift exploded in the ceiling with a noise like a rubber chicken being stepped on by a god.
"HEEEERE'S ERIS~!"
A sparkling figure in a kimono that looked like it had been stitched together from old dating sims and expired wine labels crash-landed onto the dining table, shattering four plates and nearly braining Rosette.
"Divine entrance, 10/10," muttered the maid, holding her teacup like a weapon.
"Could you NOT destroy our furniture every time you drop by?" he snapped, brushing croissant crumbs out of his hair.
