President Donald Trump and Iranian Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei are seated at a roundtable covered in fruit, bagels, and mysteriously endless donuts. It's early, everyone's jet-lagged, and the coffee is stronger than the political tension.
Trump: (holding a jelly donut) You know, Ayatollah, some people say we're worlds apart. But I look at this jelly donut and I think... this is the kind of foreign policy I can sink my teeth into.
Khamenei: (raising an eyebrow) Your logic is… unconventional. What does this donut represent?
Trump: It's round. Like the world. Sweet on the outside, messy in the middle. Just like our relationship!
Khamenei: So you're saying we're filled with jelly?
Trump: I'm saying we need more pastries and less past aggression. (takes a huge bite, jelly squirts everywhere)
Khamenei: (deadpan) Is this your version of diplomacy?
Trump: Hey, it worked with Kim Jong-un. I gave him a Trump Tower brochure and a Big Mac. Peace followed.
Khamenei: That explains... so much.
[Suddenly, a U.N. intern rushes in with an emergency note.]
Intern: Gentlemen, there's been a mix-up. That wasn't jelly. It was nuclear isotope jam. For a science demo.
Trump: (chewing slowly) So… does that mean I'm glowing, or just glowing in the polls?
Khamenei: (sighs) Perhaps we are in this mess together.
Trump: That's the spirit! Now, want to co-host a podcast? We'll call it "From Tehran to Trump Tower."
Khamenei: Only if I pick the intro music.
Trump: Deal. But no sitars.
Khamenei: (smirking) Only death metal, Mr. President.
Trump: That's very unorthodox. I love it.
Narrator (Morgan Freeman-style):
And so, peace was not brokered through treaties or sanctions… but through donuts, accidental isotopes, and a poorly thought-out podcast.