Welcome back to another chaotic one-shot from The Voidwalker Chronicles!
In this multiverse-hopping mess, Nero Angelo drops into iconic anime worlds—sometimes to save the day… other times to ruin someone's entire year for fun.
Expect absurd power scaling, disrespectful pranks, emotional gut punches, and of course—Clucknor the Void Chicken™.
This series is for fun, parody, and unhinged chaos.
Now then… let's dive into the madness.
Zoro was still tangled in pool noodles.
Sanji was crying on the floor because Nero had replaced all his spices with glitter.
Nami had resorted to drawing diagrams trying to explain what Nero was.
Robin just started writing her will.
Brook played a sad violin solo in the corner.
And Franky was mumbling, "He turned my cola reserve into Capri Sun... how…"
But none of that mattered now.
Because Luffy stood tall, fist clenched.
"Nero," he said, voice unusually serious. "You're fun."
Nero tilted his head. "Thanks?"
"But I'm funner."
He started bouncing in place. The air warped. The clouds danced.
He grinned wide, cartoon-like.
"GEAR FIVE!!"
A flash. A drumbeat. Lightning cracked the sky.
Monkey D. Luffy, now full looney-tunes, loomed with sun god energy.
Nero didn't move.
Instead… he slowly reached over.
Grabbed Clucknor.
And raised him.
Like a living chicken shotgun.
Clucknor's eyes narrowed. His wings extended, like tiny bayonets.
His beak glowed faintly… with egg energy.
Luffy blinked.
"Wha… whatcha doing?"
Nero, stone-faced:
"Activating Egg Combat Protocol. Clucknor Mode: Scramble."
BWAK-KOOM!!
A void-charged egg exploded against Luffy's face.
"BWAAHHH!!!"
Luffy flew back like a launched rubber band.
He somersaulted mid-air, spun his body into a spring, and bounced off the mast, yelling:
"YOU EGGED ME?!"
Clucknor squawked and loaded another egg.
Nero flipped him sideways like a revolver and cocked his head.
"Say cluckin' cheese."
BOOM! Another egg — this one covered in Haki graffiti — splattered across Luffy's Gear 5 chest.
Luffy twisted his body into a slingshot and launched himself forward.
"GUM-GUM NO… CARTOON GOD PUNCH!!!"
Nero sidestepped by exactly one pixel.
Clucknor fired a triple shot.
One egg. Two egg. A flaming Fabergé egg straight from the void dimension.
Luffy turned into a balloon to absorb it… but it popped with a rainbow "quack" sound.
Everyone on the ship ducked.
Literally.
Usopp: "WE'RE GONNA DIE!! HE'S USING A CHICKEN FOR A CANNON!!"
Chopper: "THIS SHOULDN'T BE SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE!!"
Nami: "THIS ISN'T EVEN REMOTELY POSSIBLE!!"
Brook, weeping: "Do you think… he would egg my grave?"
Luffy, now covered in yolk, panted heavily.
"Okay… okay… you're good…"
Clucknor spun like a fidget spinner in Nero's hand.
"Want sunny side up or fried?"
Luffy grinned again, bouncing. "I AIN'T DONE YET!"
He started inflating, stretching, pulling a planet-shaped fist out of nowhere.
Nero finally stood up.
Tossed Clucknor back onto his head.
"… Okay. My turn."
TO BE CONTINUED…