The God of Misfortune kept his head down, his face was lifeless, even if one did not understand physiognomy and fengshui, one would think that this person was extremely unlucky. If a gambler took him to gamble now, and put him next to someone, it would be strange if he did not lose to that person and go bankrupt.
I sat next to the God of Misfortune in the grateful eyes of the beauty. In fact, I had already started to prepare at this time. The young man would infect everyone here with his bad luck, so what I had to do was to isolate him alone.
At that time, the ticket seller of the Huyue bus walked around in the bus and gave everyone mineral water. If it was not enough, you could still ask for more. So I asked the attendant for half a box of mineral water in succession under everyone's strange eyes! Especially some young couples, who were still nagging behind me that they wanted to make a few dollars by taking this bus with mineral water, which made me blush.
The Huyue bus started slowly. After the attendant expressed his attitude, everyone was busy with their own things. I also pretended to close my eyes to rest. I saw the young man next to me with a vicissitudes of life, staring out the window with a dazed look. The mud behind his ears and the withered hair were telling of his vicissitudes of life. The smell of pickled cabbage all over his body made me very helpless.
When we got on the highway, the car was stable. With the sunshine in the summer, the already blurred eyes of the unlucky god became more blurred. I saw him sleeping with his forehead against the glass. I quickly took out a bottle of mineral water, twisted it, and sprinkled water on the head of the unlucky god, and then pretended to sleep immediately.
"Fuck!" The young man was startled, stood up angrily, looked around and said angrily: "Who spilled water on my head!"
"Who the hell are you talking about!" The strong man in the back seat was anxious, and pushed the young man next to me to sit down, pretending to fight. In Liaoning, Jilin and Heilongjiang, the phrase "Who the hell are you talking about?" is usually a signal to take action.
As the mastermind, I immediately stood up and grabbed the young man, and said to the strong man: "Brother, brother, don't get excited, it's all misunderstanding, my friend may have fallen asleep, it's okay."
"Fuck you." The strong man pointed at the young man's nose: "This is not your home, don't pretend, believe it or not, I will throw you out of the car!"
I acted as a peacemaker on the side, and the conductor also came over to ask what happened. In short, I just said "misunderstanding!" The driver and the conductor unanimously stated that if there was another dispute, get off the bus immediately, and the strong man gave up the idea of beating people.
After calming down the emotions of the people around me, I actually hid all the mineral water under the seat. Let me first talk about the young man next to me. If he walks on the street, I guarantee that at least ten stray dogs will chase him and bite him.
There are many possibilities when the bad luck comes, and it is very difficult to break it, just like the saying we often hear, "A person's fate is determined by heaven." There are some things you can't change, but there is an old saying, "It's not your fault to be ugly, but it's wrong to scare people."
Mineral water is purified water, and washing his "zenith" is only the first step. The second step is to "disperse yang." Every breath we take contains the way of yin and yang. If a person often chatters, he has no blessings. The bad luck of the young man in front of me has been integrated with him, so I want to disperse his yang, that is, let him talk non-stop.
After washing the zenith, he fell asleep again soon, so I opened the mineral water again, sprinkled it on the ground, and gathered water around it with copper coins to form a water prison. Then I drank another mouthful of water and held it in my mouth. When I saw that he was sleeping very soundly, I sprayed a mouthful of water on his face.
"Oh my god!" He was frightened and wiped his face quickly. I apologized immediately, wiping it with my hands while saying, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it was so funny just now, I couldn't control myself, I'm really sorry." And I had a needle in my hand, which cut his skin and made it bleed.
The young man covered his neck: "What pricked me again, damn it, why am I so unlucky!"
Fortune tellers like me who travel all over the country often see people. Whether chatting or reading faces, I often deal with people. I definitely have a way to deal with such unlucky people.
I apologized and said, "I really didn't mean it. I don't know what happened recently. I often offend others for no reason, and my luck is very bad. Brother, I was walking on the main road yesterday, and an old lady fell down by herself, and said that I bumped into her. I must have run fast, otherwise I would have been blackmailed to death. Hey, this luck is unmatched."
I noticed that the young man's eyes lit up, what a guy! This was a family reunion. I quickly brought us closer. He said, "It's okay. You're unlucky. No matter how unlucky you are, you can't be as unlucky as me."
"You sound so negative." I smiled, screwed up the bottle of mineral water, handed him a bottle and said, "No one can be unlucky all their lives. It will be fine in a few days." I was comforting him.
The best way to bring people closer is to compare misery. If you are more miserable than him, you two are good friends. So I started a misery comparison meeting with the young man for more than an hour.
The young man's surname is Sui, Sui Yishui. His parents are fishermen. He went to college in Shenyang. Since we were about the same age, there was no obstacle to chatting. In addition, I deliberately wanted him to relax, so we chatted for a long time.
Speaking of Sui Yishui, his deeds are ridiculous, and I have been holding back my laughter all the time. He said that he had never been lucky in the past 20 years. First, when he was in elementary school, he deliberately used a hot water bottle to burn his head because he didn't want to go to class, so that the teacher thought he was sick. At that time, the clinic was not formal. They didn't care what you did there. They just gave you a series of injections and medicines. As a result, he didn't have to go to the class and had to rest at home for half a year. The reason was that Sui Yishui was not sick, but he was allergic to the medicine and injections. He fainted and almost died. Finally, he was rescued in a big hospital.
When I was in junior high school, I helped raise fish in the fish farm at home. It was the kind of fish farmers on the seashore that you often see in movies. As a result, he was struck by lightning six times in one summer. As long as it was cloudy and rainy, he would be struck by lightning when working in the fish farm. Each time he was not seriously injured, but he almost lost his life. The only time he was unscathed, but the big wolf dog in the fish farm next door happened to break its chain and almost bit him to death.
When he was in high school, Sui Yishui found that his luck had improved and no strange things happened. He was very happy about it. One day, his classmates advised him that his luck would definitely rebound after it was extremely low, and asked him to buy a lottery ticket. He really went and didn't lie at all. He won the first prize of 5 times the double-color ball, a total of 25 million. At that time, Sui Yishui thought that spring was coming and his nightmare was over. When he excitedly took the lottery ticket home, he was sadly hit by a car. He was in a coma for three days. When he woke up, the lottery ticket was gone!
For this reason, he stayed at home for half a year to adjust his mental state. In the following three years, he was mediocre. His academic performance was up and down. He was admitted to a junior college in Shenyang. The unlucky story should have ended here, but who knew that his girlfriend who had been in love for a year was pregnant. This girlfriend was his classmate. They had met each other's parents. The girl would go to Sui Yishui's house during holidays. The more tragic thing happened. When he took his girlfriend home to tell his parents about the pregnancy, he accidentally found several nude photos sent by others on his girlfriend's mobile phone. The pictures were very hot and sexy. The heroine was his girlfriend, and the hero was Sui Yishui's cousin!
After counting, his girlfriend had only seen Sui Yishui's cousin less than five times. The dates above showed that his girlfriend went to Dandong by herself many times. The chat records between the two sides made him even more angry. He didn't say what the content was, but I think it must be no less than the three mouths and seven x in Henan University.
He said that the child in his girlfriend's belly was his cousin's. After a fight with his cousin and girlfriend, Sui Yishui, who was frustrated, chose to go back to Shenyang alone. At this time, he was as disappointed as death!
I had a rough idea of his bad luck in my heart. The elementary school version was a life disaster, commonly known as "you won't die if you don't do it". Although he avoided it, it hurt his luck. It's like it's okay if others curse you, but if you curse yourself, it's easy to curse yourself to death. (The sentence written on the QQ signature is, I am dead, if you have something to do, burn paper. If you have such a sentence, please change it, just in case it comes true.)
He was struck by lightning in junior high school because he had too much negative energy in his body. The sea is empty and there is no sun under his feet, which is extremely easy to attract lightning. People like him are the natural enemies of positive energy, so it would be strange if he was not struck.
When he was in high school, because the six lightnings broke his bad luck, it was originally nothing, but it happened that he was bitten by a dog at the end, which caused the imperfection of his life and he had to endure a disaster. His luck turned around and he won 25 million in the lottery, but this disaster happened to fall on the day when his luck was the best, so he lost his money and was hospitalized, but he won the lottery on that day. If he didn't win the lottery, he might have died.
As for the fact that his girlfriend is with someone else and the child is his cousin, I can only say that, looking at his unkempt appearance and the shirt that smells like pickled cabbage, it is good enough for him to find a partner, not to mention the cuckold.
But what is even more sad is that this cuckold has linked all his bad luck. Since ancient times, women's betrayal is considered a great loss for men. So, you should be cautious when choosing a wife or a girlfriend, and you should be nice to them. Don't take your wealth away with your own hands. The so-called prosperous husband refers to women. Have you ever heard of prosperous wives?
After Sui Yishui and I talked about her past, I found that the beautiful woman who had just exchanged seats with me was there, pursing her lips and laughing. When we looked at each other, she mischievously stuck out her tongue at me.
At this time, Sui Yishui suddenly touched me and asked like a brother in distress: "Brother, how are you unlucky?"
Because I had just been studying his fate, I didn't react for a while. After he asked, I instinctively answered: "I, I lost my ID card."