Volume 6: The God King's Proposal (And the Universe Wants Me Married)
Chapter 1: I Accidentally Became a Groom to the Multiverse
Section 1: The Wedding Invitation That Broke Reality
The sky cracked.
Literally.
Not metaphorically.
Kai was brushing his teeth.
Still shirtless. Still semi-exhausted after making out with a literal Heretic Goddess, confronting his harem's most explosive secrets, and finishing Volume 5 with minimal property damage.
And now the sky was cracking like a mirror of cosmic glass.
Kai (mouth full of foam): "Yui, why is the sky doing origami?"
> [SYSTEM ALERT: REALITY INTRUSION LEVEL: WEDDING-CLASS] [DIMENSIONAL CELESTIAL COUNCIL: INITIATING GOD KING MATRIMONIAL DECREES] [YOU, KAI, HAVE BEEN DESIGNATED AS THE MULTIVERSAL GROOM CANDIDATE #1.]
Kai spat.
Kai: "No. Nope. Unsubscribe."
The castle vibrated.
A scroll dropped from the heavens and stabbed into the breakfast table where Vel'Mirexa had just set down her spoon. It glowed.
"TO KAI: THE MULTIVERSE WANTS TO MARRY YOU."
Zerathra blinked.
"Damn, I thought I was the crazy one."
Lilixara: "No, sweetie. You're just horny explosive. This is existentially horny."
Section 2: When Bureaucracy Proposes
The Divine Wedding Bureau was a nightmare.
A tower that floated between time loops and tax audits. Filled with angelic secretaries, demon lawyers, and one overworked cupidon named Gregor who smoked celestial roses to cope.
Gregor: "You're Kai? The Glitched Groom? Heh. You poor bastard."
Kai: "I'm not marrying anyone!"
Gregor handed him a checklist:
[ ] Goddess of Ice
[ ] Demon Queen
[ ] Time Nymph
[ ] Reality Hacker
[ ] Catgirl Supreme
Kai: "IS THAT LAST ONE EVEN A TITLE?!"
> [CONGRATULATIONS: YOU HAVE BEEN NOMINATED BY 342,108 MULTIVERSE ENTITIES AS THEIR IDEAL PARTNER.]
Vel'Mirexa, reading the fine print: "If you don't choose a bride within 30 days, the universe will auto-select all of them."
Zerathra: "Poly marriage speedrun any% activated."
Section 3: The Bridal War Protocol Begins
Back at the castle, his harem was already gearing up.
Elyssaria: "I WILL NOT BE OUTROMANCED BY A CELESTIAL CATGIRL."
Lilixara: "I'm designing the wedding dresses. Yes, plural."
Omnilia: "I've created a surveillance bouquet. It follows Kai around and electrocutes any unauthorized flirtation."
Kai: "OH MY GODS."
Malvexa: "Technically, you are marrying all of us eventually. This just makes it... official."
A new voice echoed.
"Hello, fiancé."
Kai turned.
She descended on wings made of shifting laws.
Queen Magistria of the Cosmic Pantheon.
A goddess of bureaucracy. Of marriage. Of law and vow.
And according to the system prompt—
> [WARNING: MAGISTRIA = FINAL BOSS BRIDE.]
Section 4: A Trial of Love, Legally Binding
Magistria placed a golden ring on the table.
"Within this lies a trial. Every goddess you have wronged, kissed, flirted with, or abandoned shall confront you. Only by winning their favor may you reach the altar."
Kai: "I would rather fight the Sun again."
Magistria: "You will. It's on the list."
She vanished in a puff of prenup smoke.
Kai collapsed into his throne.
"I'm not ready for this."
Yui beeped.
> [ERROR: NO ONE IS EVER READY. INITIATING: WEDDING APOCALYPSE.]
To be continued...
✅ Volume 6, Chapter 1: "I Accidentally Became a Groom to the Multiverse"