This was it. The moment Nobody really has to capitalize. If he could beat Oolong then he could earn the villagers recognition who would then overhype his abilities which in turn would make the readers believe he has way more strength than he actually does.
The plan had a lot of moving pieces and it all came down to him not only beating Oolong, but doing so in a way that isn't a close match.
How could he sell himself as a strong character if he lost to to a literal pig. Even if he didn't lose any damage taken by a pig will make him look lame. Or it could make Oolong look strong. Like the sea king that took shanks arm or the rock that hurt Goku.
He had a plan, or that's what he'd be telling himself. His plan was mostly to beat Oolong before he could run, but how would he do that.
The answer was simple.
"OOLONG!!" Nobody roared Oolongs name as he strode forward. Oolong stopped in his tracks, and looked both ways as if someone else had the name Oolong.
Intimidation was the best way to subdue Oolong while maintaining a level of strength.
"I AM OOLONG, who are you?" Oolong's voice slightly gave out after the first half giving it a short of wimpy feel.
"I'm the one who will end your reign of terror and free those you have taken." Nobody made sure to sound righteous. The more he seemed unshakeable the less likely Oolong is to try and fight him.
"You are a fool and if you wish to continue to live as one take this chance to leave." Oolong said as he threateningly raised his club.
"The only chance I'm going to take is - look something's falling" Nobody suddenly pointed towards the sky behind Oolong. Who fully turned around expecting to see something fast moving, but instead he saw nothing. It was just air and the sky, and a cloud in the distance.
Oolong then felt a sudden burst of force to the back of his head as he stumbled. When he turned around he saw another fist aiming right towards his face. Wasting no time he transformed into a humming bird and swiftly avoided the attack.
After getting some distance from his attacker Nobody he transformed into a large bull.
"You sucker punched me!! Aren't you suppose to be a good guy?" Oolong said before jumping backwards to dodge Nobody as he tried to punch him again.
"Why should I be honorable in a fight with a monster?" Nobody slightly confused, but still swinging, and missing constantly.
Oolong was surpassingly nimble on his feet even in bull form.
After several more seconds went by Oolong seemed to have realized just how much time he's wasted.
"Hey look over there" Oolong said eyes wide looking behind Nobody.
Nobody turned around and when he did Oolong took the chance to transform into a bat and was planning to fly away. However before he could get into the air he felt two arms wrapped around around him in a hold.
"I thought you were distracted?" Oolong said struggling to get out of the hold Nobody had him in.
"I'm not going to fall for my own trick" Nobody said struggling to maintain the hold.
In Oolong panic he didn't even try to transform again as he realized that he might be able to escape from Nobody if he kept up the effort since he wasn't being completely held down. It was a constant struggle.
Nobody was starting to get tried when the five minutes finally fully elapsed as Oolong turned back into his original pig form.
Nobody kept him in a hold before performing a WWE style slam fully knocking him out. After letting out a breathe he didn't know he had been holding he placed his hand over his eyes and let out a deep sigh.
"Oolong has been defeated!" A villager soon shouted. Most of the villagers had been watching the whole fight and while Oolong in hindsight wasn't that impressive Nobody's bravery was unmatched.
"Hooray!!" The villagers excitedly crowded around Nobody and tossed him into the air a few times.
After like five tosses the let him walk back on the ground, and secured Oolong with a lot of rope. He was more rope than pig when they finished since they didn't want to risk him escaping.
"How can we repay you?" A villager asked. While Nobody didn't ask for a reward the villagers really didn't want to seem ungrateful.
"Ohh…I mean do any of you guys have any orange orbs?" Nobody asked knowing the name dragon ball wouldn't clarify anything.
"We have plenty of oranges, and lemons too" a villager said offering up a basket of freshly picked citrus. Nobody almost passively took the basket when they passed it over to him, but stopped himself.
"not an actual orange, like a decorative item. Maybe something you got from a relative as a Christmas gift or something you're grandad found and thought looked neat.
The villagers all began to ponder his very specific yet unspecific description.
An old lady looked as if she had a spark of an idea.
"I have something like that" She quickly ran to her house, and came back with a dragon ball. Nobody quickly took it and nodded confirming that was what he was looking for.
"Nice…" Nobody pocketed the dragon ball for later use.
…
The villagers and Nobody retrieved the village girls from Oolongs lair. Who had been living very well and were definitely spoiled from all of the pillaged wealth Oolong had acquired.
"How did you manage to get this much money? I thought we were out in the sticks, but this place is classy" Nobody was being pretty generous with his praise and Oolong while roped up.
"You wouldn't believe how little construction cost out here" Oolong said with a hint of pride before being slapped on the back of his head by Nobody.
"You're still a criminal have some shame" After hearing that Oolong grumbled a bit.
"Well you've rescued the girls and got that a weird orange you were looking for, so can I go free now? Everyone's going to know I'm just a faker once your story spreads." Oolong said hoping to be let freed though not quite sure what he would do next.
"Yeah, but don't cause trouble again. You were lucky I'm not a violent guy" Nobody said completely serious. Oolong looked slightly skeptical at that but kept his words to himself in fear of being hit again.
…
"You think it was a good idea to let Oolong go?" Nobody asked Miru when they got back to the village.
[Are you having second thoughts?]
"Maybe…I mean his infamous wish made that one hot water dragon lady" Nobody said now wondering if this was the GT timeline or Super. Either way that would be years down the line so many it didn't matter what timeline he was in. As long as it wasn't the Xenoverse games with all that time patroller nonsense.
[You could always make that wish] Miri suggested casually.
"I'd be branded a pervert. It'd be me and master roshi as the perv crew if I did that" Nobody said imagining the aura lost he would get.
[He also is popular with the fans]
"That's only because of his role as Goku's teacher. Without that I'd doubt anyone would care about an old perv" Nobody countered.
The little machine did not respond as they sat in silence.
…
Awhile later as time passed at most a day before he heard the roar of a motorcycle in the distance.
"Finally. I was getting bored out here" Nobody said. Bulma and Goku were about to arrive which would mark the end of tale 4.
[you could've worked out or try to better yourself instead of sitting around]
Nobody let out a small sigh