The Arsenal "Global Conquest" Pre-Season Tour had begun.
And Milo, his agent, had booked them into a "Cyber-Future-Pod-Hotel".
"It is the future, Alex!" Milo had screamed. "Sleep in a capsule! Dream in HD!"
The room was the size of a cupboard. The walls were neon blue. And the bed... the bed had a "massage mode" that Mark had accidentally activated in the room next door.
The walls were thin. Alex could hear everything.
"HELP!" Mark yelled through the wall. "THE BED IS EATING ME! IT IS JIGGLING MY BONES!"
"Turn it off, Speed," Alex shouted back.
"I CANNOT FIND THE BUTTON! THE BUTTONS ARE IN JAPANESE!"
Alex sighed. He put on his slippers (Arsenal branded, courtesy of Milo) and walked out into the hallway.
It looked like a spaceship.
He opened Mark's pod.
Mark was vibrating violently on the bed. He was wearing a silk kimono with a dragon on the back. He was holding a samurai sword (plastic).
"Save me, Professor!" Mark juddered. "I am... being... shaken... to... death!"
