Green Green Grassland is the name of the place in the animated series Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf. That prairie is incredibly fertile, allowing a large number of herbivores to coexist peacefully.
And now, such a prairie had been placed squarely on the heads of Miss Alice and Miss Aoko.
"I know it sounds a bit much, but I hope you can all get along with them."
The young man, who was quite certain that the girls from both sides would absolutely tear each other apart upon meeting and then turn to beat him up, spoke with great seriousness.
Then, as if they had been instantly transported to the North Pole, the surrounding air grew even more frigid. The chill was so palpable that even Miss Mash, standing to the side, felt the urge to shiver.
"Little Han, that request of yours is a bit outrageous."
Miss Aoko, whose current greatest desire was to cover Mash's eyes and ears and then commence with some domestic violence, clenched her fists.
One does not air their dirty laundry in public, but if it can't be aired publicly, then it doesn't matter how dirty that laundry gets, right? As long as she didn't hit him in the face, then even if there was domestic violence, outsiders wouldn't be able to tell.
"Mad Hatter, I think you need to go see a psychiatrist right now."
Miss Alice, who actually detested technological things, stated her opinion with utter calmness.
She could accept sharing her lover with Aoko. Her getting together with Touko was also, barely, within her range of tolerance. But sharing him with girls she didn't even know?
If she didn't know for a fact that those girls had definitely been seduced by him and were not at fault themselves, she would have crucified those little cats who stole the cream in her Ploy Kickshaws.
Faced with the duo from Witch on the Holy Night, who clearly had no intention of getting along harmoniously with the girls from the Honkai world, Li Zihan sighed and said.
"Because if a conflict breaks out, you really can't beat them."
Li Zihan stated the reason, which made the corners of both Miss Alice's and Miss Aoko's eyes twitch.
"They are basically all Herrschers, beings endowed with the ultimate power of physics, apostles of God born to test civilizations."
"As long as they're willing to study properly and use their powers correctly, wiping the surface of the planet is just a matter of minutes for them."
"If they were willing to gang up on me, unless I go find the Heretical God Rama right now and seize his celestial armory—the Divine Sword of Salvation—I'd be the one getting pinned down and beaten."
The young man, who was himself a member of the Herrschers, explained.
Herrscher, the ultimate power of physics, apostles of God, Heretical God Rama, celestial armory…
One unfamiliar term after another entered the ears of the girls present, leaving them all in shock.
What on earth has this guy been doing this past month?
"Hey, hey, did you spend this month in the Reverse Side of the World and then ascend to godhood in broad daylight or something?"
After a long pause, Miss Aoko finally spoke.
"It was just normal monster grinding and leveling up."
The man, whose "monsters" were of a slightly higher grade than usual, said with a sigh.
"Next, I'll probably take you all with me to level up, and then see if I can continue to snatch Herrscher positions."
Speaking of which, the power level of the Type-Moon world is going to be terrifying in the future, isn't it? Li Zihan thought.
Unlike the Honkai world, which was originally a normal civilization, the Type-Moon world was already crawling with all sorts of powerful and monstrous beings. If you gave those already ridiculously strong monsters the universal energy source of Honkai, and then added the buff of Herrscher-fication…
Holy mother.
Are we about to enter the power-wanker edition of Type-Moon?
The man, who felt the Moon might become a little bit dangerous in the near future, felt his eyelid twitch.
Oh, hell.
This won't do. I should prepare to run away.
Cut off a part of the Holy Grail's core and implant it into Mash, then bring about the advent of the Honkai, beat up the Foreign God, and then take everyone and slip away to a safe place to live. Then I can slowly mess around from there.
The Moon of the future would no longer be the normal Moon; it would be the power-wanker version. Danger level: MAX.
He remembered that he would get a reward from the system—a power system best suited for him—as long as he took care of the Foreign God. So, he'd just grab the reward and scram.
"Wait, you'd better explain the situation clearly."
Alice, who had originally intended to call him to account but was now completely bewildered after being bombarded with a series of unknown terms, stared at the guy who seemed a little off and pressed him for more. She seemed to have an inkling of the truth behind the "characters with divinity" and the "beast playing with halos" that Li Zihan had mentioned earlier.
"What exactly have you been doing for the month you were gone?"
"Grinding monsters and leveling up across two worlds and a parallel world of this one," Li Zihan nodded, telling the truth.
"To put it simply, I usurped the Authorities and magical energy of gods, stole the position of a Herrscher, and snatched the Noble Phantasm of the Beast of Pity."
"Honestly, this life of picking fights with gods is quite tiring. In comparison, I still prefer our previous life of traveling," the young man, who had just casually dropped a series of rather over-the-top bombshells, said with a sigh.
Sensing the faint weariness and longing in her lover's voice, Alice fell silent.
After a long while, she finally spoke, her tone ghostly.
"And that's your reason for not suppressing your chaotic impulse at all and seducing girls everywhere?"
"Don't tell me you can't suppress your chaotic impulse. Your Origin is 'Hunting.' As a perfect hunter, your level of calm is directly proportional to your desire to hunt, not inversely proportional."
She's really not playing by the book.
Li Zihan thought, having tried to change the subject.
"So, does this mean I have a high probability of facing domestic violence next?" he sighed and muttered, feeling Aoko's gaze constantly darting towards Mash, as if she wanted to take her somewhere else.
"That is unnecessary."
Quite unexpectedly, Miss Alice, whose possessiveness was actually very strong, said such a thing.
"No matter how many girls you have a relationship with from now on, as the one who lost in the Holy Grail War, I have no right to interfere."
For real?
Li Zihan felt as if he were looking at a fake Alice.
Then, he heard Alice's indifferent voice.
"After all, even if I did try to interfere, you wouldn't let them go, would you?"
Should I say, as expected of Alice?
She sees right through me.
Feeling the gaze of his lover upon him, Li Zihan thought to himself.
Letting go was impossible. Not in this lifetime.
"I want to meet them, those girls you mentioned."
After saying this, she also glanced at Mash. The sheer authoritativeness of her gaze made Miss Mash tremble, and she couldn't help but stand up a little straighter.
"I will take you to meet them soon."
Li Zihan, who was now absolutely planning to either dismantle a Divine Key's core or have the eternal tool, Miss Ling, possess them to turn Alice and Aoko into a Herrscher and a Pseudo-Herrscher, spoke up.
"That's good."
As if out of pity, the witch looked at the man who was said to be extremely powerful, and said.
"Also, prepare to take some medicine tonight to supplement your stamina."