Kaelan Wynn’s life was a cosmic joke, and he was the punchline. Cursed to be the universe's personal punching bag, he navigated a world of falling objects and perpetual misfortune with a practiced smile. That was, until a plane decided to introduce itself to his apartment building.

Dying? An unexpected inconvenience.

Waking up in an endless white void before a low-tier god who tells you your entire life was a clerical error? That’s just insulting.

Offered a second chance, Kaelan is reborn as Zero Ashworth in Aetherion—a magitech world of sparkling runes, political strife, and deep-seated prejudice. The catch? He's now an Archdemon, a member of a feared and hated race. His grand ambition isn't to conquer the world or claim a throne. It's to run a quiet café.

His divine gift isn't a legendary sword; it's a Gacha system that lets him summon clones of fictional characters from his old world. The plan is simple: stay hidden, serve coffee, and let his army of avatars handle the messy parts of life.

House Evercrest, Dukes of the Granite Cape:


Territory: The northeastern corner of the realm, covering the lands of New England, New York, Pennsylvania, and New Jersey.


- The Margrave of the Green Mountains: House Blackwood


Domain: The northern territories, analogous to Maine, New Hampshire, and Vermont.


- The Margrave of the Hudson Reach: House Warren


Domain: The lands along the vital river artery, analogous to the state of New York.


Domain: The wealthy and populous southern New England coast, analogous to Massachusetts, Rhode Island, and Connecticut.


- The Earl of the Keystone: House Arkwright


Domain: The industrious lands analogous to Pennsylvania and New Jersey.


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