Tagline: "The names Christ. Jesus Christ. Savior. Spy. Slayer of Sin."
🌍 Core Concept:
In an alternate universe where divine figures are real but operate under modern geopolitical systems, Jesus Christ is resurrected not as a messiah but as a top-tier MI6 agent, recruited during a covert supernatural Cold War between Heaven, Hell, and Earth's intelligence agencies.
Trained in all forms of divine and mortal combat, seduction, and diplomacy, Agent Christ carries out missions that blend miraculous powers, spycraft, and theological warfare, always with style, wit, and mercy (when appropriate).
🧬 Lore of the World:
MI6 Section Omega: A top-secret division of British Intelligence dedicated to supernatural threats. Staffed by resurrected saints, exorcists, and arcane tech experts. Their motto: "Deus Vult. But Quietly."
Heaven Inc.: A highly bureaucratic celestial organization that sends emissaries to Earth but suffers from divine red tape. Jesus works independently of them, on a divine loophole created during the Resurrection.
Hell Syndicate: A decentralized, corporate-style underworld operation led by former angels and demonic CEOs. They fund global chaos, war, and reality-bending black ops.
The Vatican Black Library: Secret keepers of divine relics and censored gospels. Sometimes allies, sometimes enemies.
The Gospels of War: Codename for missions handled by Christ that become canonical inside the Agency.
🔥 Signature Catchphrases:
"I forgive you. But this bullet won't."
"Turn the other cheek… while I reload."
"This is my body—enhanced with nanotech."
"Your sins are classified. So is your sentence."
"Father, forgive them... for they know not how dangerous I am."
Book 1: License to Heal, License to KillChrist's first mission after being "resurrected" in 1945 by MI6 to stop a Nazi necromancer using the Spear of Longinus.
Book 2: From Nazareth with LoveChrist goes undercover in Jerusalem's black-market relic trade while fending off an assassin nun with a vendetta.
Book 3: Sermon on the GunmountA rogue archangel sells divine weapons to human warlords. Christ must infiltrate a heavenly arms ring.
Book 4: Die for Our Sins Another DayA quantum AI named Judas.exe threatens to rewrite reality's moral code. Jesus must re-enter cyberspace and face his digital traitor.
Book 5: Quantum of SalvationChrist faces off with a Hell-linked pharmaceutical company releasing soul-corrupting antidepressants to weaken human will.
Book 6: The Rapture ProtocolThe rapture begins—unauthorized. Christ must stop a celestial coup initiated by militant cherubim.
Book 7: Apostle RoyaleAll 12 original apostles are cloned by the Vatican. One has gone rogue. Can Jesus tell the traitor before it's too late?
Book 8: The Crucifix ConspiracyA cabal of relic hunters wants to crucify Jesus again—this time using an antimatter cross. He must stop them while confronting his own immortality.
Book 9: Heaven Never DiesMI6 is compromised. Earth is on the brink. Jesus fakes his second death to go underground and unmask the hidden Satanist infiltrator.
Book 10: Divine Fall: Judgment DayThe final battle between Heaven, Hell, and Humanity. Christ goes full Messiah Mode—miracles, machine guns, and moral reckonings.
Character Sketches:
Agent Christ (Jesus):
Wears tailored white suits and drives a holy water-cooled Aston Martin.
Special skills: turning water into wine, walking on walls, healing with a touch, summoning lightning, divine lie detection.
Weapon of choice: A sanctified silenced pistol called The Nazarene.
Flaw: Struggles with mercy in a brutal world.
M (Magdalene):His MI6 handler. Fierce, loyal, possibly more than just a friend from the past.
Q (Quirinus):A half-saint techno-wizard in charge of Agent Christ's miraculous gear (rosary garottes, gospel grenades, consecrated contact lenses).
The Antagonist(s):Changes per book—could be Satanic mobsters, corrupt angels, religious fanatics, or a resurrected Roman centurion turned warlord.
Trilogy Title: Thorns and Shadows
Tagline:"The Son. The Mad Monk. The Monster in the Middle."
📘 Book I: The Thorn and the Red Veil Premise:
1963. Berlin.MI6 Agent Jesus Christ—legendary, immortal, and haloed in mystery—is sent to investigate a series of supernatural assassinations involving bleeding statues and crucified diplomats.
Across the wall, Grigori Rasputin, not only alive but a deeply embedded KGB psychic operative, is eliminating "divine threats" to Mother Russia. He believes Jesus is a British-engineered divine weapon meant to enslave mankind through faith.
Their first encounter is cataclysmic:
A bar fight in a church-turned-nightclub.
A psychic interrogation showdown in East Berlin.
And a final rooftop battle during a blood moon, where Rasputin stabs Christ through the side with a blade made from the Iron Crown of Lombardy.
But Jesus survives—and swears this is no longer a cold war. It's a holy one.
Themes:
Divine loyalty vs. ideological fanaticism. Prophecy vs. political destiny.
📙 Book II: Blood of the Apostate Premise:
1978. Istanbul.MI6 and the KGB are both chasing the same prize: the Codex Infernum, a lost tome rumored to contain the ritual for full-body resurrection without divine approval. Christ wants it sealed. Rasputin wants it weaponized to resurrect Lenin's soul in a divine host.
Their paths collide again—this time more personal, more dangerous. They both track a rogue Mossad agent who once knew them both: Simon Iscariot, the immortal son of Judas.
Simon offers a warning: a third party is manipulating global intelligence networks using ancient Nazi alchemy, working deep inside the CIA.
Meanwhile:
Christ performs an exorcism on a cursed oil tanker.
Rasputin poisons a NATO general using a serpent hidden in a vodka bottle.
They duel inside the Hagia Sophia in a battle of miracles vs. madness.
But when both nearly die at each other's hands, visions of a coming apocalypse force them to retreat—confused, wounded, but beginning to suspect a common enemy.
📕 Book III: The Judas Directive Premise:
1985. Washington, D.C.
An unearthed Nazi lab under Langley has been reactivated. Reinhard Krauss, a former SS occultist turned CIA director, has been secretly resurrected using Codex Infernum protocols and is using the CIA's reach to rewrite reality through Project Lebenslicht—a Nazi program that merges demonic possession with remote mind control.
Jesus and Rasputin, realizing their rivalry has distracted them from a darker truth, form a temporary alliance.
Together they:
Infiltrate CIA headquarters during Reagan's re-election gala.
Fight off a resurrected SS division made of possessed operatives.
Face their own mirrored doubles inside a Nazi mirror dimension.
And finally enter a quantum-purgatory vault where Krauss is rewriting the Book of Life with CIA data feeds.
In the final confrontation, Jesus and Rasputin sacrifice their abilities to trap Krauss in an endless loop of damnation, sealing him with both holy and unholy power. The loop requires both to disappear from Earth—for now.