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Chapter 123 - 123: Unromantic Dumbfuck

"Let's go there, that shop sells really delicious Dango. I am sure you'll like it!" Leaning nearly half her body against Yusuke, Kalawarna pointed at a Dango shop and pulled him along with a bright smile. Her long, blue hair moved in the air, and her golden eyes shone with immense happiness. She radiated so much happiness that it felt strong enough to power an entire city.

She was completely ignoring the people throwing strange glances at the two of them, many of whom felt puzzled by the odd combination of Yusuke in his high school uniform and Kalawarna in her OL outfit. The two of them looked like a teacher going out with her student, which was not far from the truth.

"Dango? How did you know I like eating Dango?" Yusuke glanced at the store, then at her, and asked. Right after that, he felt stupid for asking such an obvious question.

"Silly Yusuke, is there anything about you that I don't know?" Kalawarna gave him a smug look and planted a quick kiss on his cheek, leaving her red lip print behind. She lifted her chin a little and said proudly, "I know everything about you, my man. I have been stalking you for a long time."

"I don't think that being a stalker is something to be proud of," Yusuke rolled his eyes at her. Perhaps only Yanderes could look this proud and confident while talking about their creepy habits and still walk away scot-free.

The two went to the shop. It was run by an old woman who smiled kindly while taking their orders. She did not say cliché lines like 'You two look good together,' or anything similar, which left Kalawarna a little disappointed since she had chosen this shop specifically because it was run by an old woman.

Holding the dango stick in her hand and eating one, she thought, 'Next time I should choose a better shop and bribe them beforehand.'

"Nmm, nmm, this dango isn't bad," Yusuke said while eating. He did not have high expectations when she talked up the store, because he had tried nearly all the shops in town. It surprised him a little that there was actually a small place like this that sold such good dango. He thought, 'Perhaps it is a Yandere thing. They all know how to create great things when they set their mind on it.'

"Really? Let me try." Kalawarna leaned closer with her lips slightly parted as she opened her mouth and gave him a playful wink. "Feed me."

"Don't you have your own? Why do you want to eat my dango?" Yusuke looked at her with a speechless expression.

[Unromantic dumbfuck. No wonder you never got any maidens in your past life and always ended up with stupid hoes.] The system face-palmed at his reaction; she could not stand how dense this stupid host was.

'Shut it! What the fuck did I do?' The corner of his eyelid twitched. This system always scolded him like this whenever he did something stupid. Looks like he had done it again. 'I need to think about it later and fix it. Damn, Yandere or not, women are really troublesome!'

"I want to try yours. It looks more delicious than mine," Kalawarna pouted, completely unaware of Yusuke and his system's argument, and opened her mouth wide. "Hurry! Hurry!"

"...Alright," Yusuke sighed helplessly and fed her. Kalawarna's lips wrapped around the dango ball as she bit into it. The way her lips and cheeks moved, her eyes looking up at him from that position, was strangely lewd. It reminded him of how she looked when she was sucking his cock.

"Hehehe, as expected, Yusuke's thing is delicious~!" Kalawarna's throat moved as she gulped loudly, chuckling as she said it.

'Phrasing! Mind your phrasing!' Yusuke glanced down past her large breasts and stared at his trousers. Fortunately, he didn't get a boner. Suppressing the urge to drag her to a remote corner, he said, "It's good that you like it."

"Here, try mine too, hehehe~!" Kalawarna's face lit up, sensing his movement. She pressed her body against his and held her dango stick to his lips.

Yusuke obeyed and ate silently before saying, "It strangely tastes better than mine. Did you add something else to it?"

"Yes!" Kalawarna's smile widened as she replied.

"Oh, really? What is it?" He pretended to be surprised as he asked.

[Finally, you're doing something right. I really thought you were a hopeless, dense cunt!] The system commented harshly.

"I added extra love to it, of course!" Kalawarna took a step back, her face slightly flushed like a young maiden in love.

'How corny. Still, why is my heart fluttering seeing her like this?' Yusuke stood frozen in a daze. For some strange reason, memories of his dates in his previous life surfaced, and his nose felt stuffy. In the end, he muttered, "Thank you."

Even though this woman had caused him plenty of trouble, even kidnapped his lovely, cute masochist Aika, making him hate her for a while, at this moment, he was genuinely grateful to have her in his life.

"Eh? Why are you thanking me?" Kalawarna tilted her head, clearly confused.

"No, nothing. I just wanted to say it." Yusuke patted her head with a warm smile.

"Hmn♡! Yusuke, you're so bad! Don't do things like that so suddenly, I won't be able to control myself♡!" Kalawarna's face flushed red, her eyes misty. She leaned against his body and whispered, breathing heavily as if a switch had been flipped.

The sight of the two of them holding each other in the middle of the road drew even more stares. Men glared at Yusuke with envy and jealousy, while women glanced at Kalawarna, envious of her boldness to act like this in public.

A few minutes later, Kalawarna grabbed Yusuke's hand and led him in another direction. "Let's go! There are so many more things I want to show you! Nearby, there's a place where we can take pictures!"

"Pictures?" Yusuke asked as he followed her.

"Hmm! I saw it on the internet. It's a place where you can take amazing pictures with beautiful backgrounds. They even rent clothes that match the scenery!" Kalawarna said excitedly as she pulled him through the crowds.

When the two reached the place, they found it crowded with couples, but the moment Yusuke and Kalawarna appeared, people started leaving for some strange reason.

"Using magic for something like this, you really are a bad girl," Yusuke said, watching the shop that had been overflowing with customers just moments ago become empty.

"If I can't use my power for my own benefit, what's the point of having it in the first place?" Kalawarna shrugged and walked over to the receptionist, explaining her request.

This was her first real date with Yusuke, and there was no way she would waste a single moment waiting outside. Over the past months, she and Yusuke had gone on multiple dates, but there was always another woman accompanying them. She had always wanted a date with just the two of them, alone, without anyone disturbing their little private world.

"You've got a point. I can't argue with that," Yusuke said. He didn't find her answer strange. From the moment he gained his power, he had started providing his own version of 'protection' to others. It would be incredibly hypocritical to start preaching about justice and the like.

The two changed into yukata and stood in front of a large tatami wall. Yusuke wore a dark blue yukata that fit snugly over his muscular frame, while Kalawarna wore a pink yukata adorned with beautiful cherry blossom patterns.

The two looked like a couple from the Edo Era, though Kalawarna's foreign appearance stood out slightly.

After taking multiple pictures in that outfit, they changed into other outfits, formal English attire, traditional Indian outfits, Chinese Hanfu, and more.

"Yusuke... can we try this too?" Kalawarna asked suddenly, her face slightly embarrassed.

She was holding a white gown, a wedding dress.

"...Sure," Yusuke blinked for a moment before nodding.

Both of them changed into their respective outfits, Yusuke in a black tuxedo and Kalawarna in an exquisite wedding dress.

Although the clothes weren't the highest quality, Kalawarna still looked like a beautiful, pure fairy rather than a fallen angel. Her shy, innocent face was highlighted with light makeup, and her long hair was tied in a ponytail, held by a white crown inlaid with jewels. She held a bouquet of flowers in her hands.

Standing next to each other, they looked like a real married couple.

Yusuke stared at her with a slightly unfocused gaze. Even though he knew this was just pretend, it couldn't stop his mind from drifting. Perhaps one day, the two of them would really hold a grand ceremony and marry each other, a day when he would wed all his Yandere harem.

"Yusuke," Kalawarna's voice suddenly pulled him back to reality. Just as he was about to answer, he felt a soft sensation on his lips.

It was a soft kiss, but very different from their usual sloppy, deep, wet kisses. This one felt innocent and pure, just their lips gently pressed against each other.

Clack!

The image of the two of them kissing seemed frozen in time as the photographer captured the moment.

Pulling back from the kiss, Kalawarna rested her head on his shoulder and whispered, "Thank you for appearing in my life, Yusuke. Thank you for everything."

"..." Yusuke didn't know what to say. He had many things he wanted to express, but at the same time, he couldn't find the words to convey what he was feeling.

"Look at this picture, Yusuke. You look handsome in formal clothes, like a gentleman from the nineties," Kalawarna said as they walked out. She flipped through the images, showing them to him, her face brimming with immense joy and happiness.

"Is that so? Honestly, I felt like these clothes barely fit me," Yusuke said, glancing at the picture. Most of his attention, however, was on Kalawarna, who looked completely different from how she usually did.

"We look like a real husband and wife here, fufufu. I'll keep this picture with me forever!" Kalawarna held the wedding-themed images, her wide smile nearly splitting her face. She pressed the pictures against her chest as she spoke.

"Yeah, maybe. It would look even better when it's the real thing, don't you think?" Yusuke held her waist, pulling her closer as they walked.

"Real thing? You mean real marriage? Are you being serious?!" Kalawarna snapped back. Her eyes suddenly became incredibly sharp, sharper than even a Chinese main character, before melting into heart shapes. She pressed her face a few millimeters from his and asked, "Can I... can I really marry you? I am allowed to do that?!"

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