Hey, how's it going my name is ?!#*%<@$)€'#%{*.
Oh, my bad you wouldn't be able to understand that, right.
So you can just call me Robert, I'm a @&$^#*$&, oops my bad.
Sorry again won't happen a third time. 😉
I am what you humans would call an outer god or an eldritch entity or whatever makes you happy, and I have been living here on earth for about 400,000 years give or take a few years.
I saw so much stuff while living on this rock you guys call a planet.
I saw the dinosaurs.
I saw the first caveman ( or cave people, I know how political you guys can get.)
I even saw your supposed Jesus, good dude btw.
But the most interesting and fun time i've had on this rock was what you humans called the 1900's to the current 2000's.
Now I am very old, like super old, but this is actually my first time visiting a universe and a planet all at once.
So seeing a mass hunk of debris floating in the emptiness of the void and witnessing life being born was actually pretty interesting for me.
Usually my kind would just ignore "planets" and continuously drift through the void in between universes and observe the vastness of existence and just go about floating I guess.
But I got super bored, I wanted to actually do something.
They all said I was crazy or whatever, so I erased their existence and then brought them back a few times.
They didn't call me crazy anymore but now they all distance themselves from me, which is super weird to be honest.
Like I didn't even do much to them and now they're all scared or something.
Anyways, back to what I was saying.
I've been having a blast living through the decades on this planet, though some weren't that great and some were pretty stupid to be honest.
Like what was up with the world wars, every human being on the planet got offended because one person died?
And don't even get me started on slavery, how are you going to buy and sell someone that is basically the same thing as you like some kind of commodity?
Anyways, like I said i've been having fun, especially since the 90's to the current time, with the creation of the internet and subsequently everything that was created in conjunction with it.
I was so amazed by the amount of things the human mind was able to manifest out of thin air.
Movies
Books
Games
Television
Art
I was so engrossed in your imagination I had decided to stay on this planet and witness your human creativity to the very end.
Now you may be wondering, since I am an "outer god" I should be able to see all and make all and whatnot right?
Yes, in fact I can do everything and anything, but there's literally no point in me doing so.
If I did everything there was and will be then why would I even be exploring universes to begin with.
That was the very reason why I had decided to explore your universe.
So, I have been living among humans for awhile now and I even got my own apartment.
Pretty cool right? 😁
I got like a bed, a kitchen, a living room, a bathroom ( I don't really need a bathroom but it's part of the immersion)
I even got my own gaming corner in the living room, fully equipt with gaming chair, and desk(which i built with my own hands) and a full triple monitor setup and my own pc with a 4070ti (which I also built myself, with the help of some tutorials on youtube).
Now you may be wondering why I'm narrating this supposed story to you and why it even exists to begin with.
I, in my right mind, decided to "nerf" myself in that I disabled my ability to see into the streams of time and be omnipresent, I also disabled my omnipotence to a degree so that I could actually live like a human, I couldn't do anything to my very being as an eldritch entity because I just am.
Now recently, by my calculations, it is the year 2038, and some weird things have been going on.
I've noticed different energies that do not belong to this dimension of existence leaking in.
And from all the novels i've read, this usually is a sign some kind of system is about to descend or some game is about to merge into reality or something like that.
And I am all for it.
I mean come on, how exciting is that !!!!
Systems!!!
Awakeners!!!
Talents !!!
I'm for real so excited 😆
So this is going to by my journal of how things are going to play out and I'm taking you guys along with me on this journey. 😉