OFFICE GOSSIP GONE WILD**
Yin and Luong's hand-holding entrance sparked chaos:
**Intern** (whispering): *"Do we curtsy now? Are we supposed to bring them coffee together?* Help *me—"*
**Li** (deadpan over intercom): *"Attention staff: No, you cannot ask for a promotion just because you 'ship it.' Back to work."*
**Yu** (leaning against Li's desk): *"So… you and me next?"*
**Li** (choking on her tea): *"I'd rather set myself on fire."*
*(Cut to 5 minutes later when she accidentally sets a document on fire with her glare alone.)*
**THE GREAT CONFESSION DISASTER**
**Flashback: Drunken Kiss Aftermath**
- **Yu's Brain:** *Did I imagine it? Did SHE imagine it? Should I call a priest?*
- **Li's Morning:** Woke up in Yu's bed, screamed, then noticed *he'd tucked her in with a teddy bear.* Screamed louder.
**Office Aftermath:**
- They played a high-stakes game of *Avoidance Chicken* until:
- **Yu** (tripping over trash can): *"SO ABOUT LAST NIGHT—"*
- **Li** (yeeting a stapler at his head): *"WE DON'T SPEAK OF IT!"*
**Luong's Intervention:**
Dragged them into her office like misbehaving kittens.
*"Either date or I'm assigning you to a joint project in the* Arctic *branch."*
**PARK CONFESSION**
Yu's grand romantic speech was ruined by:
- A rogue squirrel stealing Li's purse
-A kid loudly asking *"Mommy, why is that lady hyperventilating?"*
Yin and Luong *"subtly"* watching from a bush (Luong's phone flashlight still on)
**Yu** (yelling mid-kiss): *"I LOVE YOUR TEMPER TANTRUMS!"*
**Li** (pulling away): *"That's the worst love confession in history."*
**Yu** (grinning): *"Yet you're still here."*
**CHENG YING'S FAILED VILLAIN ARC**
His *evil plan* to steal the patent backfired spectacularly:
1. **Broke into Trade Sprint**… only to steal *Luong's lunch recipe notes* ("Step 3: More garlic")
2. **Set the security room on fire**… which was just Yu's failed microwave experiment ("I swear 'flammable' was a suggestion!")
**Luong's Hero Moment:**
- Fought flames in stilettos *and* saved the office goldfish
- Dropped mic: *"The real patent's in my cat's litter box. Good luck digging, Cheng."*
**FINAL SHOWDOWN **
**Product Launch Twist:**
- Cheng Ying smugly presented his "stolen" design… which was just a doodle of Luong with devil horns.
- Screen then played his *actual crimes*:
- Embezzlement (with karaoke subtitles)
- Espionage footage (him sneaking in… then immediately getting stuck in a revolving door)
**Luong's Icing on the Cake:**
*"Oh, and PS—your 'secret' offshore accounts? Donated to* kitten rescues. *Enjoy prison, loser."*
*(Cue Cheng being dragged out screaming:* "I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, ZHOU—" *as the staff pelts him with HR violation forms.)*
**EPILOGUE: CHAOS EVER AFTER**
- **Yin/Luong:** Now argue passionately about *which takeout is superior* (their staff keeps a betting pool)
- **Li/Yu:** Still bicker daily (*"You hog the blankets!" "You steal my fries!"*) but make up *enthusiastically*
- **Office Goldfish:** Promoted to Chief Morale Officer
*And somewhere, Cheng Ying sobbed into his prison gruel as a kitten sanctuary was named after him.*