The Immortal King of Thedai
Chapter 1 and episode 1: Sir Mcduck
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Kaisar (humming): "Hm-hm-hm, do-do-do… ouho-huohu! I'm the best king ever—ever, ever, ever! Oho hoh—"
Narrator: Yep, this is our main character. Let me break it down for you, reader: Kaisar Draco Skywalker is the immortal king of Thedai—a planet in a galaxy far, far away. It's ten times bigger than Jupiter and packed with amazing countries. You'll meet those soon. But today isn't about empires or epic battles… it's the day Kaisar got his duck. Who the hell wrote this—?
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Amy the Maid (curtsying): "My king~ I have gotten you a gift!"
Kaisar (raising an eyebrow): "Thank you, Amies! I'm 2.5 million years old—better be worth my time! I love ducks. Is it a duck?"
Amy (smiling): "Yes, my king!"
A little duck tilts its head and tweets happily.
Kaisar (grinning): "Sir Mcduck! His name is Sir Mcduck."
Amy: "Enjoy him, Your Majesty!"
Sir Mcduck quacks cheerfully.
Kaisar: "Let us have fun, my son!"
—And with that, the king scoops up Sir Mcduck and leaps out the window.
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After a brief stroll through the palace gardens…
Kaisar (looking around): "Hm… what to do, what to do?"
Narrator: Please ignore the king's existential crisis. He's immortal—he has plenty of time.
A random guard approaches nervously.
Guard: "My lord, you're… you're not a child. Please, go enjoy yourself."
Kaisar (sighing): "Fine. I'll check on my scientists—with my son."
Sir Mcduck waddles eagerly beside him. They arrive at the underwater research lab, where Zera is busy debugging a droid.
Zera (age 20, wide-eyed): "Hmh? Kaiy!?~ Look, look, lookkkkk!!!! These Eclipse Droids are built from tungsten-steel alloy and vibranium! Strong, right?"
Kaisar: "Yes—great work, Zera!"
Male Scientist: "And I just synthesized a cure for TB-Y6."
Kaisar: "Brilliant! That disease has plagued us too long. Fantastic job, everyone!"
Zera (licking ice-cream): "So, why are you here, Kaiy?"
Kaisar: "I'm bored. I need… fun."
Zera: "Read a book and let the duck play in the pool."
Kaisar: "I need the duck to have fun with me first."
He sighs.
Kaisar: "I'll relax by my pool. Bye!"
Zera: "Bye, my king!~"
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Later at the palace pool… Sir Mcduck paddles happily. Kaisar emerges from the bathhouse in spotless white swim trunks and jumps in. They splash around, and he gazes up at the three moons—blue, red, and a tiny violet sliver—and exhales contentedly.
Kaisar: "This is a nice view… and a good time."
He floats on his back as Sir Mcduck quacks at the reflection of the moons.
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??? (stepping forward): "Good. He is trying to leave the past—maybe I can do what I should have from the beginning."
Narrator: Oh no, this character will be shown in a few later chapters get ready readerrr!~
—End of episode 1—
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