BANG! BANG!
The sound of the start of the ball tournament echoed in the sky. From today's weather broadcast, it's going to rain in the evening. Please don't rain until the tournament finishes.
[Tsukmoto-kun of the "Manga research club", Hashioka-sensei is calling you. Can you please come to the teacher's room immediately.]
The PA which is placed throughout the school ground was making announcements endlessly. Most of the members got changed into their PE uniform and gathered at one place and were resting up till the start of the match. But the club matches were at the end. First of all, there were the class matches.
Lunaru, along with Ravel and Koneko had kickball for their class against Aya and Kotarou's class.
Issei, Asia, Mavis, and Ryofu had baseball, so with a Rook on their side, they had someone who would be the best at cleanup.
Rias was to play tennis. Gawain, who was in another class, was playing handball.
After that there was a match amongst genders. Then after lunch there was a match between clubs.
Rias had informed the club they had dodgeball as their match.
The first years had an intense battle with only Lunaru's class winning by one point in the last inning with 9-8 as the score.
The group of second years did great and Ryofu got the MVP for getting a total of 8 homeruns and losing 8 balls in the clouds, making the score 18-5.
Rias and Sona had a tennis match that ended in a draw.
And Gawain won for his class with ease.
As they gathered, Issei was shocked to see Asia in bloomers.
"Raise your spirit up, you two." Rias said to them as she had a glow around her, still energetic even after that intense tennis.
"Osu! I'm getting fired up with Asia's bloomers! Since I'm doing it, I'm not going to lose!"
"Good reply, Ise! I will give you a reward if you work hard!"
"Uooooooo! Oppai!"
STEP!
"Gyaaa!"
Issei screamed. Of course, because Asia stepped on his foot.
"At least someone did something." Ravel said in an irked tone as her fingers licked with tiny flames, like she was about to fireball the pervert… it was safe to say she was.
"Ise-san how about you hand 'that' out to everyone?" Asia said it with a displeased voice.
Just like Asia said, there was something Issei had and he showed it to everyone, "Everyone! Let's put this on as a team!"
They were headbands, which had an embroidery "Occult Research Club" imprinted on it. It was handmade it seemed.
"Ara, you are well prepared."
The first one to take it from him was Rias, "Yes, Ise is more skillful than I thought. It's well made."
"Hehehe. I was secretly practicing."
"… It's unexpectedly good." Koneko admitted
"Cool!" Lunaru said in glee as she took one.
Ravel eyed them, like she was analyzing them or something, "Well, it seems he has at least some kind of talent." She said in a begrudging tone.
Issei smiled at that.
Lunaru elbowed Ravel in the side softly, "See, he isn't a pervert all the time."
"Hmph."
"Ara-ara. Certainly the other clubs are wearing an item to symbolize the team. Like uniforms and caps."
"That's right Akeno-san! That's why I also made it!"
"Sweet, like an official badge or something, right?" Kotarou asked and his fellow Pawn nodded.
Everyone took them from his hand and put them on their forehead. It made him happy. Issei then gave one to Kiba, who was spacing out it seemed.
[Members of the occult research club and the baseball club. Please gather at the ground.]
The announcement which called for them! Their battle was about to start!
"Aim for him! Aim for Hyoudou!"
"Uoooooo! Screw you guys!" Issei shouted in tears.
These guys couldn't hit anyone besides him from their viewpoints!
Rias. One of the "Two Great Onee-sama". The really popular school idol. Can't aim for her.
Akeno. One of the "Two Great Onee-sama". School idol. Can't aim for her.
Asia. The Angel and the number 1 beautiful girl of the second year. And also a Blondie! Can't aim for her.
Koneko-chan. A loli-loli girl who is the school mascot. You feel bad if you hit her.
Lunaru. A cute and sweet girl that as it turned out is one of the new duos called the "Two Great Ojou-sama" of the first year.
Ravel. The Blondie pigtails beauty and the other half of the "Two Great Ojou-sama" of the first year.
Kiba. Enemy of every male students in our school, but the girls will hate you if you hit him. Can't aim for him.
Then, Ise. Everyone thought, "I don't understand why that guy belongs to the occult research club". It's not a problem if you hit him. No, you have to hit him instead. Damn it. Die. Aim every ball at him! Head shot! Die, die you wild beast!
"Kill Iseeeeee!"
"Asia-chaaaaaaaaan! Bloomer's are the best! Iseeeeeee, die!"
"Please! Take Hyoudou down! For Rias-oneesama's sake! For Akeno-oneesama's sake!"
"You have to bring Asia-san back to the good side!"
"Die! Right! No, throw at head on!"
"Kill him! Die! There should be only one loli-con, and that is me!"
"You wouldn't have gotten killed if you didn't come out!"
Even the crowds were telling the poor Pawn to die!
"All of the balls are concentrated towards Ise! In terms of strategy, this would be 'sacrifice'! Ise, this is a chance!"
"Buchouuuu! I will do my best! Shit! I'm not doing this for fun!"
"That's right, go go Issei!" Lunaru cheered as she caught a ball and threw it at a guy right where his heart was. The guy folded like a lawn chair, and didn't look like he was getting up anytime soon.
Ah, the medic on the sidelines said that they needed a defibrillator for him! Issei almost felt sorry for him, if he wasn't trying to kill the Pawn, he would have, but not now.
"Ah, he's going for Lunaru-chan next!"
"Kill him faster!"
Koneko was doing well at taking them down as Ravel danced around and catching them.
Suddenly, a big built guy reared back and aimed at Kiba, "Shit! I don't care whether I get hated! You damn handsome!"
Kiba was of course still in his own little world.
Issei moved to protect Kiba, getting a nutshot for his trouble and crumpled down.
Ravel seemed all smiles at this. Issei was starting to wonder if she was sadistic to perverts or something.
The club members ran up to him as Rias helped him up.
"Bu… Buchou… my… balls…"
"I have the ball! You did well, Ise! Now, it's time to hunt down the prey who took down my cute Ise!" Rias said with scary eyes.
"Ara ara. Buchou. You are wrong. It seems like a different ball is in a serious condition."
Rias gasped in realization, "… ! How can this be! Asia, please come over here. I will be in trouble if it gets useless because of something like this!"
"Y… yes. Did Ise-san get hurt…?"
"Yes, apparently his important part. Can you heal him behind the building?"
"Important part? I don't really understand but I got it!"
"Koneko. Can you take Ise to a place where there's no one around?"
"… Affirmative."
"B-Buchou… I'm sorry that I couldn't be of much use…"
"It's alright, Ise. You did well. Leave the rest to us." Rias said as she patted gently on his cheek with her hand.
"I call the captain!" Lunaru shouted as she grabbed a ball.
"Oh boy…" Ravel muttered
Koneko grabbed Issei by his collar and dragged him away with Asia following them.
"This is a battle of revenge for Ise!"
And so the slaughter of the baseball team ensued. Leaving only the captain, who shakily stood his ground… though it looked like he was about to pee himself.
"This one for the finish!" Lunaru cheered as she reared back and spun her arm a bit and launched the ball.
*SMACK!*
It hit the captain right in the jewels and it was slow motion from there now as the ball hit him with such force that a crunch was heard and he started to go up in the air. His feet were first as he spun once in the air, twice, and then a third time as he fell flat on his face, foaming at the mouth.
"K.O.!" Lunaru said in a male computer voice that sounded kinda like Sidewalk Rumble.
"… I think you just took his ability to produce children away." Ravel pointed out as everyone in the area was silent.
"… Meh, it happens."
[The Occult research club wins!]
Was called over the announcement.
"Yes!" Lunaru cheered with Ravel as they hi-fived.
Everyone was smiling at this, except a spacey Kiba… was he trying to be a zombie or something?