"Friendly reminder, Lin Li, my blood pressure is skyrocketing, consider yourself warned. I don't know what overly extreme thing I might do next."
"So the blood pressure is currently in junior high? What school? How's its grades? I have some connections in Xiling, I can help it get into a good high school." Lin Li immediately took on the demeanor of an elder, prying into every detail.
Bai Bufan: "?"
You motherfucker.
Sensing that his phone might take flight within three seconds, Lin Li smiled, tucked it back into his pocket, walked to Bai Bufan's side, swatted away a few mosquitoes, and looked at the back mountain outside the balcony:
"Chat! Let's chat! What else can we talk about? Life, dreams, love."
Bai Bufan cracked his knuckles: "My life is eating, sleeping, and jerking off. My love is jerking off. My dream is that I could also jerk off during the time for eating and sleeping. Alright, I'm done, now it's your turn, Lin Li."
Lin Li: "..."
What a speedy version.
