Miss, please have some self-respect?
Are you even human to say such a thing?
I'm a hooker, dude. You're asking a hooker to have self-respect? If I had self-respect, would I be here being a hooker?
When I wasn't a hooker, others told me to have some self-respect. Now I'm a hooker, you still want me to have self-respect. Was I a hooker for nothing?
Rounding it up, isn't it an insult to my character already?
Self-respect my ass. Let me be automatic, that's more like it!
This guy's got the looks, but how come he's purely a moron?
Honest and simple yet brainless, suitable for taking over, but not fit for this current stage.
Wait a second.
Xiaojing, who've been in this industry for years with plenty of customer-handling experience, realized the truth after a moment of stunned silence.
This young hottie...waiting for the drugs to kick in, huh?
It's not the first time I've had such clients. At first meeting, they talk about life, ideals, full of romantic notions, the four seasons, quite the literary charm.
At that time, I really thought they came to me just to relieve their loneliness, even felt a bit touched.
Then as we talk, I see them suddenly reach downwards.
— Not towards me.
The client reaches towards his own down there, and then —
"Damn, it's finally working!"
"Boss, let's continue chatting..."
"To hell with romance, who the hell likes this? I wanna pound, pound, pound!"
And then it's pure pounding.
Obviously, the young hottie in front of me now is in the same situation.
Otherwise, who in their right mind would come to a brothel and not partake?
If you really wanted a massage, why order a hidden package and waste your money?
However, Xiaojing was a bit disappointed.
I didn't think of it because Lin Li looks so young. People at this age rarely need to resort to drugs.
Who'd guess, Lin Li has the looks, age is right but turns out to be a flashy spear with no substance.
But whatever, I'm not in this business for my own pleasure. In fact, most services I provide, including making noise, it's all to satisfy the client.
As long as there's money to be made, it's fine. Moreover, with the drugs, even if I provide service later, Lin Li would probably extend the time. After all, the effects don't just dissipate after one session.
Doesn't matter if it's before or after the service then.
"Sir, please lay down again. I'll massage you first. Once you're ready and it's the right time, we'll proceed to the real service." Naturally, Xiaojing, with her emotional intelligence, didn't mention anything about the drugs, replying cooperatively.
"Okay." Lin Li was quite pleased with Xiaojing's understanding, truly a commendable employee cultivated by a conscientious business, really empathetic.
If Lin Li knew what Xiaojing was thinking, for the sake of male dignity, he might just drop his pants.
This is intolerable.
Damn, harder than steel, stronger than iron! Nothing else, just the confidence of a seventeen-year-old!
Not only strong am I, but so is my seventeen-year-old self!
He's lying on the massage table feeling awkward.
But honestly, after high-intensity training in the morning, the sensation of sore muscles being massaged is really nice.
Isn't this more comfortable than a full-service bathhouse?
"Xiaojing, your massage technique is quite something. Why would you choose this path?" Unable to play with his phone, Lin Li instinctively engaged in a classic male tendency — persuading a virtuous girl to leave the trade.
"Boyfriend getting married, needed money. My mom wouldn't listen to me, so I helped him save for the bride price." Xiaojing said softly.
What an explosive scandal?
To have such a girlfriend, that man's previous life must have saved...saved Satan, and now Satan is here to repay him?
"Does your boyfriend know?"
"Of course not."
"Hard to...comment." Lin Li shook his head.
After tonight, your boyfriend will know, damn. Did I do good or bad?
Judgment belongs to future generations.
"Seems like you're not the type to get excited by such a backstory, boss?" Seeing Lin Li's silence, Xiaojing blinked, wondering why it went differently than expected, even sensing Lin Li's guilt. She quickly explained.
"What kind of backstory do you like? I can adjust mine for you."
"Hmm?"
Your mom.
Adaptive background stories, customized for every client, this is to satisfy strange preferences, role-playing, huh.
I actually believed it.
This so-called conscientious company trains their staff too comprehensively, and I, at seventeen, am too naive.
Naive is not I, but my seventeen-year-old self.
Realizing Xiaojing wouldn't spill any truths, Lin Li continued chatting whimsically, mainly enjoying the massage.
...
"Sir, it's already been forty minutes. Aren't you ready yet?" Xiaojing's hands were sore from massaging, she'd covered all of Lin Li's back, yet he seemed in no hurry to move to the main topic.
Surely it's not that the drugs haven't kicked in yet?
What kind of bad quality meds are these, it's worth warning about.
Being stingy on such matters is really irresponsible to oneself.
If it drags on, time will run out.
After all, the 399 package includes services not combat, Lin Li hadn't added extra props; if the stimulation isn't enough, it'll take a lot of time.
Meanwhile, Lin Li.
Your question is a good one, I'd like to ask myself!
Demon Suppression Bureau, it's been forty minutes, aren't you ready yet?
Forty minutes, if Bai Bufan were here, he'd be done with ten rounds and be a dried up man by now!
Wait.
I clearly told the operator I was here, yet they haven't come. Are they deliberately waiting for me to finish so they can arrest me and boost their stats?
It's not even year-end yet!
Entrapment! You're deeply wounding a minor's core!
Once I've succeeded in my cultivation, I'm taking them, Bai Bufan, and that unmet aunt together to heaven (physically)!
Lin Li, lost in thought, felt his hand lifted, then landed in something soft.
Something's wrong, Lin Li looked up sharply, Xiaojing performed a magic trick of making her clothes disappear.
"Sir, the drug has clearly taken effect. Why didn't you say something? Let's finally get to the main event." Lin Li's side position gave something away, Xiaojing flirted with a wink.
This guy really is hiding depths.
What kind of drug is this, so powerful, should be recommended.
"No! Leave me alone!"
"Jingjing is right here." Xiaojing reached out her devilish hand towards a completely innocent Lin Li.
He tries to evade, she goes after, he's trapped like a bird in a cage.
It's over, I'm about to be defiled.
A slightly noisy sound emerged outside the door at that moment.
The sound swiftly amplified, becoming clearer.
"What's going on?" Xiaojing also noticed, turning her head towards the door in confusion.
Lin Li snapped his eyes open, looking at Xiaojing: "Quick, you need to put your clothes—"
Yet Xiaojing stepped away to open the door. Before she could scream, someone introduced themselves:
"Don't move! Police!"
Lin Li rolled his eyes.
Great timing, indeed.