"You should have said earlier that you love eating crap!" Qian Qi wiped his tears sorrowfully. "It's my fault for treating you so poorly before, spending so much time with you and not realizing your... hobby."
"You must have endured it really hard, huh? It's all my fault for failing to see it, and needing you to blatantly show me for me to discover!"
"Just now when it went down from above and into your stomach, you must have felt really aggrieved, right? Such a small amount of poop, how could it fill you—hey ouch!"
Qian Qi rubbed the few bumps on his head, continuing cheekily, "Don't worry, I'll secure an entire instance of magical creature droppings for you, so you can achieve dung freedom—"
A little way off, Xi Ye was approaching and looked at Xi Pingzhe with a complex expression. "Is she... always like this?"
Xi Pingzhe had a wistful expression, "Master truly is kind-hearted, she can even tolerate her Contracted Beast loving to eat excrement!"
Xi Ye: ...
