Then the traffic officer first came to the man doing the splits and said, "Sir, can you stand up and talk?"
The man's eyes were swollen from tears—not because he wanted to cry, but because he couldn't control his tear glands.
Crying is an emergency reaction that can relieve pain when the body is in pain.
He sobbed, "You, you, you... do you think I don't want to stand up?! I just can't stand up!"
Traffic officer: "...So how did you end up in the splits position?"
The man was furious and couldn't help but swear, "Do you think I wanted to do the splits?! That damn girl made me do them!"
"Obviously, you wanted to sneak attack me! You kicked me from behind! When I dodged, you couldn't control your balance and fell on your own doing the splits!"
"You're lying! Clearly, it was your man who pinned me to the ground and made me do the splits!"
"You're lying! You fell doing the splits yourself and wanted to keep attacking me! My fiancé acted to save me!"
"You...!"
