"Why me?" Lin Fan asked with a face full of frustration.
"Hmph! Because you made me and Yanyu sick last time. What if you didn't wash your hands again? Smelly bastard, will you eat or not? If you don't eat, it means you definitely didn't wash your hands!" Feng Chengcheng said triumphantly, her nose in the air.
"Anyway, I'm innocent. Eat if you want, I don't care."
Lin Fan shrugged his shoulders nonchalantly. A clear conscience fears no accusation. He picked up his chopsticks and started eating with gusto!
As he ate, he shouted, "Mmm! Delicious, not bad today. Look at these noodles, so elastic, so smooth. No matter how you try, they won't break, like a condom, you just can't tear it..."
"Peh peh peh! Talking about condoms first thing in the morning, whatever, it's just one word, delicious!"
Feng Chengcheng felt her little universe about to explode. Is 'delicious' one word in your house? This guy is obviously trying to piss her off!
