Sasuke and Sakura both glowered at him.
"I'm still telling jiji, he might buy your excuse but maybe he won't."
"Anyway, we're burning daylight here," said Kakashi, setting an alarm clock atop one of the training posts. "You have until noon to get a bell from me or you'll be sent back to the academy."
Quest Alert
Make the team: Pass the infamous 'Bell Test'.
Pass Kakashi's survival test by meeting his requirements.
Completion Award: 20000 Exp
Unlock Daily Quests
Unlock D-Rank Missions
Completion Failure: 2000 Exp
End Shinobi Career
Naruto blinked several times at the quest message, it was yet again one he could not decline as the button was greyed out. So he hit the accept button and mentally prepared for the worst.
"But there's only two bells," stated Sakura, looking at the two bells dangling from Kakashi's hand.
"So there are, I guess that means one of you will definitely be going back to the academy then doesn't it?"
Naruto frowned but rather than wait for a signal to start he quickly threw a handful of shuriken at Kakashi.
Kakashi didn't even blink at seeing the shuriken heading for him, they were all off target after all.
"Kage Buki no Jutsu!" shouted Naruto, flaring his chakra suddenly and in a great amount.
Kakashi's one eye widened as suddenly the handful of shuriken became hundreds of shuriken.
Naruto narrowed his eyes at the obliterated log that remained along with a few of the original shuriken.
"Okay, so he likes kawarimi, we need to immobilize him before we can try hitting him," stated Naruto.
"Don't get in my way," mumble Sasuke, going in his own direction.
"Moron," complained Naruto, looking to Sakura to see her gone too. "You've got to be fucking kidding me."
"Well Naruto, seems you're on your own now doesn't it?" asked Kakashi, leaning against one of the posts behind Naruto.
Naruto instantly activated [Chakra Reinforcement] and [Chakra Sprint] to close on the jounin rapidly.
"Lesson one, taijutsu," said Kakashi, easily dodging Naruto's first swing, then kick, then uppercut almost effortlessly. He even pulled out his porno and started reading it while Naruto was attacking him.
Without Naruto knowing how, the man got behind him. "Sennen Goroshi," he called, his pointed fingers shooting straight for Naruto ass.
Naruto took the jab and shot into the air only to burst into glitter and confetti.
Kakashi frowned at the glitter. "Do you have any idea, how long it took me to get rid of that glitter yesterday?"
"Not as long as it will today," said Naruto, this time he was behind Kakashi, ready to deliver an enema of his own to the asshole teacher. Naruto jabbed forward only to hear the loud crunch of his finger impacting with a rather sturdy log. Naruto cursed long and loud after that but regained his bearing quickly as Kakashi was now very displeased with his potential student.
Naruto had to kawarimi himself several times with his clones just to prevent major damage to himself. Eventually Naruto was able to hide himself and collect his thoughts while Kakashi moved on to torment his other teammates.
That was the odd thing though, Naruto had met Team Gai, a three man cell with a jounin instructor, weird though he and his mini-clone may have been. It made this test seem a bit off, if Team Gai was a three man team with a jounin then why would Kakashi try to automatically eliminate at least one of them? And another thing, how was a level 15 or even a level 19 supposed to take on someone with '?' for a level? The answer is they can't as Naruto just found out.
"It's a trick," Naruto finally mumbled aloud. Naruto finally figured it out, he was trying to divide them, pit them against each other so that they'd fail. The real objective was for them to put aside their selfishness and to operate as a team.
"Now to find my team," mumbled Naruto, trying to remember where they each wandered off.
Naruto eventually found them, Sasuke was buried up to his neck in the ground and Sakura had fainted dead away just a few feet away from him.
"Stop laughing and dig me out, dobe," demanded Sasuke.
"Why should I? It's not like you're going to share the bells with me, if anything this gets you out of my way," said Naruto harshly. He had to word this carefully, he needed Sasuke to think he made the discovery of the real meaning behind the test.
"You didn't do any better than me," snapped Sasuke.
"So what? He's really powerful. He's a jounin. What did you expect? Like any one genin can beat him. Maybe you haven't noticed but he made the test to purposely fail us. No one can pass it."
"No one," mumbled Sasuke, looking thoughtful for a moment. The moment didn't last long because in the next moment he was snarling and pissed off. "That no good, dirty son of bitch. I'll kill him."
"What's got you so worked up?" asked Naruto.
"It's all a kami damned trick, that fucker did it to pit us against each other from the start," Sasuke hissed angrily. "Dig me out of here, we have to all go at him at once."
"Finally," said Naruto, grinning as he pulled a kunai to start digging his teammate loose.
"You already figured it out? Then what was with all that about me being out of your way?"
"Be honest, if I just told you would have believed me?"
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