Chapter 45: Raviel Awakens — Goddess of All, Wife of One
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[Scene 1: Midnight Hunger – Cosmic Munchies]
It was late.
The moon hung lazily above the One Punch World's sky. All was peaceful—until a soft flip-flop sound echoed across the clouds.
Boby, wearing pajama pants with dancing noodles, sleepwalked through the sky like a glitched angel. His eyes half-closed, he mumbled:
> Boby (groggy): "Mmh... ramen closed... Saitama fridge empty... need... heat snack..."
Suddenly, he floated upward, past clouds, past the stratosphere, past the moon. He yawned so hard he caused three wormholes to hiccup. Then—he saw it.
The Sun.
Big. Glowing. Delicious.
Boby blinked at it. The hunger took hold. His eyes shone with sleepy madness.
> Boby (drowsy whisper): "Hmm… orange… spicy egg yolk in the sky…"
His body expanded. He grew 200x the size of the sun, towering in space like a cosmic kaiju with bed hair. He opened his mouth wide and half the sun vanished inside it.
> Stars trembled.
Mercury filed a resignation letter.
The entire solar system leaned sideways.
But then—his eyes snapped fully open.
> Boby (suddenly awake): "Wait… WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING?!"
"If I eat the sun, the solar system goes poof, Earth goes kaboom, and Tsunade will… oh god, she'll kill me with a slipper the size of Jupiter."
Instantly, he shrunk back to normal human size, the half-eaten sun fully restored by his Chain of Equilibrium. He gently floated down to Earth, eyes wide, stomach still rumbling.
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[Scene 2: Bedside Calm – Return to Love]
Back in bed, Tsunade lay peacefully, snoring lightly. Boby gently slipped under the blanket beside her.
> Boby (softly): "Sorry, love. Almost ate the sun. Again."
He kissed her forehead. Her snore answered with a tiny hiccup.
He pulled her close, resting in the warmth of home, of love. The night grew still again…
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[Scene 3: Morning Mayhem – Surprise Symptoms]
Sunlight trickled in. Tsunade blinked awake, holding her head.
> Tsunade (muttering): "Ugh… motion sickness…? Why do I feel like I was spinning through ten galaxies last night?"
She sat up, holding her stomach… and paused.
> Tsunade: "Wait. Why… why do I feel…?"
A sudden rush of chakra surged through her. Her eyes widened. She grabbed the blanket, then looked at Boby.
> Tsunade: "BOBY!!!"
> Boby (mumbling): "I didn't eat the sun. I swear—oh wait, you're awake."
> Tsunade (blushing, shouting, smiling, panicking): "I'M PREGNANT! WHAT DID YOU DO?!"
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[Scene 4: Raviel Awakens – Infinite Goddess Returns]
In the deepest realm of existence, beyond time, fiction, and meaning—
Raviel's Cocoon Cracked.
Energy beyond understanding poured through every plane, vibrating even Boby's soul as he held his now-happy-crying Tsunade.
The cocoon burst open in a silent explosion of pure infinite essence.
> Narrator (trembling): "She is beyond energy. Beyond form. She is the origin of all magic, technology, concept, dream, and silence."
She emerged.
Raviel stood in human form, impossibly beautiful—eyes made of galaxies, hair flowing with starlight, skin glowing with the pulse of every universe.
She smiled.
> Raviel (gently): "Husband…"
> Boby (freezing): "…R-Raviel?"
She appeared instantly before him. Hugged him so tight the air turned pink. Kissed him so fiercely that every mountain within 50 miles blushed.
> Raviel (playful pout): "You had a whole month without me. Now it's my turn."
> She kisses him again, sparks of pure omniversal love spreading.
> Narrator (weeping): "She is the Goddess of All. The Source of Fiction. The Beginning and End. She walks through dimensions like puddles. She bends existence with a smile. And she's married to a chaotic idiot."
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[Scene 5: Baby Fever & Eternal Joy]
Tsunade, now laughing and wiping tears, hugged Boby tightly from behind.
> Tsunade: "I'm… actually happy. So happy."
Raviel turned to her, glowing warmly.
> Raviel: "I'm happy for you, Tsunade. And now… I want babies too!"
> Boby (choking on his tongue): "WHAAA—"
> Tsunade (smirking): "Oh you're screwed."
> Raviel (grinning, radiant): "You better not run, husband. Because I don't have limits anymore."
> She pounced.
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[Scene 6: Later – Post-Panic Picnic]
They all sat under the sun (unbitten), on a hill with bento boxes.
Boby was sweating nervously.
Tsunade was humming and writing baby names.
Raviel was feeding him star-shaped strawberries she made by collapsing alternate galaxies into fruit.
> Black Goku (hovering nearby, eating popcorn): "So… who's next to get pregnant?"
Saitama (blinking): "What even is this story anymore?"
Goku (laughing): "It's beautiful."
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[Final Scene: Raviel's Voice Echoes]
> Raviel (softly): "From Nothingness I came. From me, all stories are born. Every character, every god, every world—your Boby is the only one who makes me smile."
> "I am Everything. And I am his wife."
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TO BE CONTINUED