Nathan woke up the next morning feeling refreshed. After the great night with Jessica, he realized something odd about the resort—or maybe it was a hidden feature: there hadn't been any sexual pleasure there. Not even the faintest. Unlike food, which had been ruined for him ever since, sex still seemed… wonderfully intact.
He glanced to the side and spotted Jessica, still peacefully asleep in all her naked glory. A smirk tugged at his lips, and for a moment, he was tempted to wake her. But he let her rest, and instead asked the question that had been bouncing around in his head since last night.
"Hey Raph… I'm pretty sure I was good at sex, but never that good. Did you do something?"
[Negative. If you had been responsible and actually used the Status Screen function you bought, you might realize the reason behind your increased efficiency.]
"Oh yeah…" Nathan muttered, rubbing the back of his neck. "I completely forgot why I even went to that resort in the first place. And the Shop—it was supposed to give me some discount today. I should definitely check that before it resets."
With a sigh, he brought up the feature he had unlocked yesterday but never used. The Status Screen flickered into view, data flowing like a living stream of logic.
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{Subject: Nathan Winterson (Self)}
Race: Human (S-693-H18)
Origin: 4W-0001
Health: Optimal
Condition:
[Sense Overstimulation - III]
[Sexual Exhaustion - I]
[Genetic Anchor Disturbance - I]
Blessings:
[Blessing of A##isiy# (Em##e#s #f ##si#e# – Omniversal Elder Goddess) - T-?]
[Minor Blessing of Neith (Great Weaver of the Web of Life and Destiny – Multiversal Goddess) - T-11]
[Blessing of Athena (Greek Goddess of Wisdom and Warfare) - T-3]
Curses:
(None)
Special Abilities:
[Ultimate Skill Raphael – Lord of Wisdom]
[Order Dragon's Breathing Style – (1/29%)]
[Status Screen]
Equipment:
[H-Omnitrix]
[Master Key]
[Space Ring]
[Traveller's Bag]
Average Human Comparison:
Strength: A+
Endurance: SS+
Reflexes: EX++
Dexterity: A+
Intelligence: A+ ~ T
Wisdom: A ~ T
Mana: C
Stamina: S+
Willpower: S+
Charisma: S- ~ T
Power Level:
> Street Level
Solar System Level (With Raphael in Certain Conditions)
Street Level – Low Multiversal Level (With H-Omnitrix)
Details:
Nathan Winterson is a native of Reality Cluster 4W-0001, currently residing in Reality Cluster O1W-7725. He is the enigmatic owner of the Winterson Group, a sprawling service industry titan best known for its luxurious hotel chains across multiple continents. Despite his corporate profile, Nathan operates in secrecy as a superpowered operative, primarily relying on his H-Omnitrix for combat and adaptability. He frequently uses the Homelander form for rapid flight and mobility, Sea King for frontline engagements, and has accessed the powerful but unstable Orian form for high-threat situations. Recently, Nathan was immersed in an environment saturated with divine-grade energy, which both nourished his body and cleared all prior curses. His physiology has subtly improved from living in optimal conditions for an extended period, increasing his baseline performance across various metrics.}
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"Okay, now that's some good scouting. But there's a couple things I'm still curious about. Do you know who that weird blessing is from? I feel like I've seen something similar before, but I can't remember. Neith—I know who she is. Maybe she blessed me for saving Spider-Woman or something? But why the fuck would Athena give me her blessing?"
[The partially obscured blessing is from Anaisiya (Empress of Desires – Omniversal Elder Goddess), the one who sent you here and granted you the Shop. It is also the blessing that assisted you during your nightly activities yesterday. Neith's blessing manifested late last night, following your session with Jessica. As for Athena's, I have not yet confirmed the reason. However, its effects are minor and wholly positive.]
"Ohhh… maybe Athena's a masochist and got all mushy after I kicked her ass, so she gave me her blessing." Nathan chuckled at his own joke.
[That theory is implausible but amusing. It is more likely she blessed you for returning her daughter from the underworld.]
"Anyways, what do these blessings actually do?"
[Blessing of Desire
Rank: T-?
Grade: Medium
From: A##isiy# (Em##e#s #f ##si#e# – Omniversal Elder Goddess)
Effects:
Increases charm toward those you find attractive
Enhances sexual drive and efficiency
Amplifies physical pleasure during intercourse
Grants passive fertility control
Provides complete immunity to STDs
Shields against reality rejection
Protects from fate-based manipulation
Other unknown effects*
[Blessing of Web
Rank: T-11
Grade: Minor
From: Neith (Great Weaver of the Web of Life and Destiny – Multiversal Goddess)
Effect: Reduced Chance of Accidental Death.]
[Blessing of Wisdom
Rank: T-3
Grade: Medium
From: Athena (Greek Goddess of Wisdom and Warfare)
Effect: Increased Learning Efficiency]
"Ohhh, so Miss Anaisiya was the one who gave me the extra juice. Well, I'm forever thankful to her," Nathan smirked.
As he thought of her, he couldn't help but reflect: no matter how much he resented being dropped into a world teetering on the edge of chaos, he was still genuinely grateful. Not just for being sent here—but for all the gifts she'd given him.
Nathan opened the Shop again and noticed something new—a fresh category of bizarre deals.
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{The Shop
Everything can be bought here, as long as you can pay for it—and are lucky enough to see it on display.
Display resets in: 23:59:12
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Authority over West Wind
You will gain minor authority over the west wind, with absolute control at the planetary level.
Price: Blood of an old man who died without sin.
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Train Ticket
A ticket usable on any train.
Note: Trains that perform Omniversal travel may not accept this ticket.
Price: 100 Gigatons of Obsidian
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Potion of the Fool
Immediately ascends you to Sequence 0 of the Fool pathway.
Note: Beyonder Pathways may contain corruption. Use with caution.
Price: Free
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Spectacles of Past
Lets you see up to 1 day into the past. Relative to your planet's position.
Price: A gold coin from a Dragon's hoard
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Stamina Up
Increases your Stamina by up to 10 times.
Note: Conditions Apply
Price: $50,000
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Blessing of Rebirth
Grants the power of Rebirth from an Omniversal Authority. Death is no longer your end—you will live as long as the Omniverse exists.
Price: Summon Aleha – The Last of the Darkest Void Phoenix
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Special Deal of the Day
Beginner Merchant Card
Lets you put an item up for sale on the Shop. The Shop will generate its description and determine its price.
Note: The price will always be fair.
Price: 250 Souls (Souls must be from an intelligent race)
}
"Well, Raphael, got any idea how we can capture souls?"
[Affirmative. I have identified approximately 201 viable methods. At least one of them should be executable with current resources.]
"Worth a try. I also need to test that serum—been putting it off. Might as well go find some of society's scum."
[Indeed. Jessica has just woken up. Being a superhero, she may know where to find such individuals.]
"Yeah, I'll ask her once she's freshened up." Nathan paused. "Also… can we find an old man who died without sin?"
[The probability is abysmal. Perhaps if you locate a saint meditating in the Himalayas.]
"True. What about the Fool potion? Obviously I'm not drinking it—but we can use it, right?"
[Whoever drinks it is likely to become a vessel for Celestial Worthy of Heaven and Earth. That may not align with your interests.]
"I mean, what's Celestial Worthy gonna do in a multiverse with Marvel, Ben 10, Doctor Who, and Supernatural in it? Pretty sure he won't last."
[He may not. But what's the guarantee you will?]
"Touché." Nathan pouted. "Let's just get the Stamina Up. Seems cheap, and maybe it'll give me some kind of boost."
[Affirmative. Increased stamina may accelerate H-Omnitrix recovery. Notably, your body's improvements have already reduced its cooldown by 0.032 seconds.]
"Yup. Huge improvement," Nathan said sarcastically.
Just then, Jessica stepped out of the bathroom, her damp hair cascading over her shoulders and a towel wrapped snugly around her.
"Hi, Jess," Nathan said with a lazy grin.
"Hii..." she smiled, padding over and plopping down next to him on the sofa. "I wanted to talk to you."
"Oh, same. I wanted to ask you something too."
"Then go ahead," she offered, leaning slightly closer.
"Do you know any place I can find criminals? Like… really bad ones?"
Jessica blinked. "The prison? No, wait—why are we talking about that? I meant we need to talk. About last night."
"Oh… yeah, yeah, right. Let's do that first," Nathan said, grinning wider now.
Jessica tucked a strand of wet hair behind her ear. "So, like… what are we now? I mean, sure, I started it, but I was hoping, you know…" She trailed off, her confidence flickering despite the small smile playing on her lips.
Nathan leaned back, totally at ease. "Well, I like you. You like me. We're dating. You're my girlfriend, I'm your boyfriend. There—talk finished. So about that criminal—"
He didn't get to finish the sentence before a cushion hit him square in the face.
"You—be serious for one moment!" Jessica scolded, trying not to laugh.
"Hey, stop hitting me! This is domestic violence!" Nathan said, mock-offended.
Jessica grinned wickedly. "Yeah? Then consider this payback for all those spankings you gave me last night."
Nathan raised an eyebrow, clearly amused. "So… we're doing scorekeeping now?"
Jessica smirked. "Oh absolutely. And sweetheart—you're already losing."
Another two hours of… very close time passed in the cozy apartment.
Just as Jessica was snuggled against Nathan's chest, enjoying the warmth, his phone buzzed loudly, breaking the moment.
"Hey Gwen," he answered casually.
Jessica perked up at the mention, not pulling away, but clearly listening.
"Hey," Gwen's voice came through. "Remember we were supposed to go on that date today? Well… I'll probably have to cancel."
Jessica raised an eyebrow. Date?
"Oh? What happened—everything alright?" Nathan asked, glancing at Jess, who was definitely listening now.
"Nothing major. One of Grandpa Max's old buddies called in for backup. Something about demons fusing with alien tech or whatever. Grandpa and Ben are both tied up, so I'm going instead."
"Huh. Sounds messy. Want backup? I could tag along," Nathan offered.
"Sure. I'll send the location. It's at a concert venue tonight—big crowd. We need to deal with it before people get hurt." Gwen hung up shortly after.
Nathan looked down to see Jessica giving him a look.
"So… a date, huh? Planning other dates while your girlfriend is literally lying on your lap?"
"You jealous much?"
"Nah," Jessica said with a sly smile, "After last night and today? Let's go ahead and add a couple more girls. I could use the help keeping up with you."
She laughed softly. What she didn't realize was that, not too long ago, she'd have rolled her eyes or kicked him out at the suggestion. But the gentle influence of a certain divine blessing had smoothed the edges of jealousy and opened her mind a little wider.
"You coming?" he asked, brushing her damp hair back.
Jessica groaned dramatically. "Babe… I can't even walk. I'll just stay here, maybe head to my place later and sort things out. You go be the hero."
"Alright," Nathan said with a wink, standing up.
He tapped the H-Omnitrix, transforming into Homelander in a flash of golden light.
Then, with one last smirk toward Jessica, he launched into the sky and vanished into the clouds.