Tomorrow.
-Akanishi: "Uh I can't come right now, so it's only you and Masani, bye! And good luck!"
-Riku: "Right..."
-Masani: "Don't worry, the three of us will do fine."
-Riku: "Three?"
-Masani: "Ah, yeah, Akanishi did hire a good lawyer for you."
-Lawyer: "Hello dear customer, I am your current Lawyer. My name is Shuuji Todorochi."
-Riku: "Oh hey there Mr Todorochi, My name is Riku Toriyuma...I hope you are a good one..."
-Shuuji: "Y-tes, I am the best in the market..."
-Riku: "I hope so..."
-Masani: "Oh c'mon, don't be too harsh over him, I think he'll do a great job."
-Shuuji: "You both can have my full trust over this court, I shall not disappoint"
-Riku: "Alright, I'll trust you, but I have some questions. What does a lawyer even do to get their customer out of trouble?"
-Shuuji: "lying"
-Riku: "Yeah you're right...But I am not sure lying is the true solution."
-Shuuji: "I mean I graduated by cheating and lying."
-Riku: "AND YOU SAY YOU'RE THE BEST?!"
-Shuuji: "What did you expect? That all lawyers are some genius 40gpa guys? No that's doctors, but even some of them still use ChatGPT."
-Masani: "...ain't chatgpt out for just 3 years? how are they "still" using it? Most doctors started without AI even being a thing."
-Shuuji: "Who knows? Maybe the doctors you went to last time used chatgpt to understand your symptoms."
Masani was left thinking.
-Masani(thinking): {hmm, now that I think about it, right after telling him about my symptoms, he directly went to his computer and typed something...}
Flashback.
-Masani: "Uh, you aren't my usual doctor, may I know your name?"
-doctor: "Ohh, yeah sure buddy, the name's Hatsu Toson, what ya problem old man?"
-Masani: {buddy? ya? huh must be a gen Z doctor}
-Masani: "uhh well i kept vomiting every night,uhh i also find myself losing balance, my view also gets pixelated at random, i also can't seem to touch grass and obssesed to play some gacha games, i also have a tons of nightmare whenever i fell asleep, it always the same thing, i am trying to pass through a thin bridge on top of a building...uhh doctor are you even listening?"
-Hatsu(typing smt): "uhh ye just a sec buddy...chatgp- uh i mean, it seems like you lowkey have a rare disease called 'jobless supremacy'."
-Masani: "jobless supremacy? but i have a job...uhh what can i do to get rid of it?"
-Hatsu: "uhh it says ya gotta quit gasha games, starts to love yourslef, get rid of virtual mask, watch some peak shows like the old days"
-Masani: "i see, what do you mean 'it says-"
Back to the present.
-Masani: "...nah he was normal"
-Riku: "can we stop talking about doctors now and go with lawyers??"
-Shuuji: "yes sir...something else we lawyers do is... brid the judge"
-Masani: "WHY IS EVERYONE SUGGESTING THAT?!"
-Shuuji: "if this doesn't suit you, we can destroy mentally our opponent"
-Riku: "gess that's legal"
-Masani: "ugh, you're a lawyer, you know what you're doing so uhh, just do your thing when we get inside"
-Shuuji: "you can count on me"
-Masani: "but still not in any illegal way"
-Shuuji: "uhh"
-Masani: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'uhh'??? WHY IS EVERYONE CRAZY IN THIS PLANET*" (i wonder...)
Later on.
A judge entered the court in a majestic way and goes to her way to her majestic chair.
-Judge: "everyone! silence"
The whole room went quiet.
-judge: "today, we've got a kid stealer!!"
She point dirrectly at Riku, the whole crowd was in disbelief.
-Riku: "what?? I AM NOT"
-Judge: "sure..."
right after that, the 2 biological parent and the mysetrious peron enters the room.
-Riku(thinking): {huh? they don't have a lawyer? weird}
-Judge: "and here comes the poor parents that just anted their loving kids back"
-???1(fake sobbing): "ah yes, this monster stole our kids and claims o have adopted them!"
-???2: "which means case closed! he's a criminal, arrest him!"
-Riku: "first taking the kids back and now arrest me??"
-Shuuji: "hold on my honor, we cannot end this sestion this early, there hasn't been any evidance that he is a criminal"
-Judge; "you're right, this is too early, hmpf, I will hear you both parties out.."
End of chapter.
-Author: "haven't posted a new chapter in almost 1 month gng, I am really sorry, i was uhh, playing roblox all day"
-Narrator: "yeah, you're gonna get a job at mcdonalds soon instead"