Dear My Dearly Beloved (and Occasionally Confused) Readers,
First of all… I owe you an apology.Yes, the kind where I dramatically bow, sniffle, and maybe throw in a few anime sparkles for effect.I am deeply sorry that I could no longer entertain you glorious humans with my questionable jokes, absurd plot twists, and shameless cliffhangers.
Now, before you pick up your pitchforks 😭, let me explain.
Reason #1: I got my first government job. Sounds exciting, right? Wrong. It's far, far away from my home—basically another district in emotional distance. I was depressed, missing my family, and discovering the bitter taste of instant idli eaten alone at 2 AM.
Reason #2: I was buried alive under a mountain of new work, learning the ropes, and getting punched repeatedly by fate like a side character in a martial arts manhua who definitely didn't read the script. (Fate has good aim, by the way.)
Conclusion: My friends… my advice to you is this:Enjoy your youth while you still have the energy to binge anime till 4 AM and still wake up the next day like a functioning human and always care for your family they are the only one that choose you over anything. Follow your passion, chase your dreams, and—most importantly—don't become a work zombie like me.Earn money with happiness and passion, not just coffee and despair.
I will try to come back… but until then, remember me as that one author who vanished like a ninja mid-story arc.
With love, memes, and overdue plot resolutions,—[DarkGoldMonarch] 🫡
P.S. If my boss ever catches me writing instead of working… well, I'll just call it "creative report filing."