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Chapter 539 - Dumb, Dumber & Dumbest

The Bronzebeard brothers, seasoned adventurers, knew better than to trust their little brother's bravado. So, even as Brann puffed out his chest and boasted, Magni and Muradin exchanged a knowing glance. With practiced efficiency, they drew their battle axes and warhammers, ready for the inevitable chaos.

Sure enough, a horde of rune-etched Iron Dwarves surged into the hall, their metallic footsteps echoing ominously as they charged.

Against ordinary Iron Dwarves, the Bronzebeards would have held their ground, confident in their ability to weather any assault short of a full legion.

But this was no ordinary assault.

"Ah, damn it all to the Abyss! Scatter, you stubborn mule! Brann, what in the blazes did you do?!" Muradin roared over the din.

The Ancient Court was no longer a silent tomb. Three colossal, steel statues with human faces dominated the chamber, each facing a different direction. Their expressions were disturbingly lifelike: anger, weeping, and serene judgment - the three faces of the ancient court.

At first, only the left-most statue, its face contorted in fury, spewed molten lava from its eyes and fired energy cannons. This, Muradin could almost tolerate.

But then, the other two faces joined the symphony of destruction, unleashing searing lasers that crisscrossed the chamber.

Muradin and Magni were forced into a desperate dance, dodging the scorching fire that turned the Ancient Court floor into a deadly maze, all while hacking down the relentless Iron Dwarves.

"Brann, you blithering idiot, turn it off! I'd rather not be turned into a dwarf-kabob!" Magni bellowed, his beard singed.

"Just a few more minutes, I'm almost there! This old contraption is tougher than it looks, but I'll tame it!" Brann shouted back, his voice a mix of frantic energy and manic glee.

"Heh, you malfunctioning heap of metal! You want to play rough? Well, two can play at that game! This is MY kind of puzzle!"

"By my beard, brothers, I've found the source of the problem! Stand back, I'll have it fixed in a jiffy..."

But just as a glimmer of hope flickered, a chilling mechanical voice echoed through the hall: "Threat level critical. Initiating purification protocol."

"...! ! !"

"BRANN!" Magni and Muradin roared in unison.

"Don't worry, don't worry! I've got this! This old body of mine is still good for something!" Brann yelled, hammering away at the console with wild abandon.

"Warning! Automatic repair device for security system disengaged. Commencing complete data wipe in t-minus..."

"Oh, no, no, no! You can't erase it! That's my knowledge! My life's work!" Brann shrieked, his hammering growing even more desperate.

Clang! Clatter! Bang! The sounds of metal being brutalized mingled with the roar of flames and the whine of machinery, turning the Ancient Court into a chaotic cacophony.

"Brann, forget the blasted knowledge! Let's get out of here while we still can!" Muradin bellowed, grabbing his brother's arm.

"Irrelevant analysis program terminated! Re-evaluating priority sequence... Corruption detected! Intensifying purification protocol!"

Thump! Thump! Thump!

At that critical moment, a colossal figure, wreathed in shadow, came striding into the chamber.

"Terminate the purification protocol!" the figure commanded, his voice booming through the hall.

"Purification protocol... terminated," the mechanical voice responded, its tone shifting to one of deference. "New authority figure detected. Scanning... Identity confirmed. Welcome, Respected Earth King Archaedas! Verifying data... Authority transfer complete! ... Transfer failed. Please manually activate the Halls of Lightning node. Ancient Court... standing by."

"Damn it," Archaedas growled. "Loken severed the connection between the Halls of Stone and the Halls of Lightning!" He was annoyed, but not surprised. He had anticipated Loken's treachery.

Archaedas turned his gaze upon the three dwarves, his expression a mixture of exasperation and relief. "Hey! You! Brann Bronzebeard! What are you doing here? This place is far too dangerous for the likes of you! You almost got yourselves killed!"

"We were... curious," Brann stammered, suddenly subdued. "And came to take a peek!"

"Very well," Archaedas sighed. "As friends of Galen, you may continue to follow, but do not... do not... touch anything!"

With Archaedas in control, the situation in the Ancient Court quickly stabilized. He moved with swift purpose, his commands precise and absolute, and the ancient defenses finally fell silent.

"Thorim! Hodir! The time has come! The Iron Vrykul have left the Halls of Lightning!" Archaedas boomed, his voice echoing through the silent chamber. "Strike now, while the opportunity is ripe!"

The two Titan Watchers, their eyes burning with righteous fury, were more than ready. They stormed the Halls of Lightning, smashing aside any resistance, their every blow fueled by years of suppressed rage and hatred for Loken.

"Loken! We are here! For Sif! For our corrupted brethren! For the stolen justice of Azeroth!" Thorim roared, his voice like the crack of thunder.

"Your reckoning has arrived!" Hodir added, his voice a chilling echo of winter's wrath.

Loken, clad in white and radiating a false aura of serenity, appeared before them.

"Reckoning? Judgment? You have no right to judge me!" he snarled. "The future I saw... you were not in it! You were meant to die ten thousand years ago! Instead, you linger, clinging to a world spiraling into despair. I am the only one who can protect this world! Are you truly so arrogant to believe you know better?"

"Hah!" Thorim bellowed, his laughter devoid of mirth. "Protect the world? By sleeping with your brother's wife, you craven dog?!"

Loken's carefully constructed facade of composure shattered, revealing the panic and desperation beneath.

It's over. They know the truth. The Titans will learn of my crimes!

No! I cannot allow that to happen!

I must kill them!

As Loken's eyes flared with murderous intent, Thorim and Hodir advanced, their warhammers crackling with elemental energy.

"You will face justice for your treachery, Loken!" Hodir growled.

The battle was joined. Lightning and frost clashed in the ancient halls.

But Loken, for all his cunning, was no warrior. His strengths lay in manipulation and intrigue, not open combat. Before his fall, he had been a mediator, a diplomat, not a soldier.

Boom!

Thorim's warhammer shattered Loken's magical defenses.

Loken tried to evade the next blow, but his feet were suddenly rooted to the spot, encased in Hodir's unyielding frost.

The two warhammers fell upon Loken's chest in a devastating two-pronged attack.

Even the mighty frame of a Titan Keeper buckled and cracked under the force. No blood flowed, only pure Titan energy, the lifeblood of the Watchers, escaped from the fissures in his once-pristine form.

"No! This... this is not how it was meant to be!" Loken gasped, his voice filled with disbelief and pain. The agony fueled a desperate surge of power. A storm of raw lightning erupted from his body, engulfing Thorim and Hodir.

The two Watchers braced themselves, shielding their forms with powerful protective spells. They emerged unscathed, their faces grim. With a final, synchronized roar, they swung their warhammers once more.

"Shameful traitor! Accept our righteous judgment!"

BOOM!

One hammer shattered Loken's scepter, the symbol of his authority. The other connected with his head, obliterating it in a shower of sparks and energy.

"Bastard! Rot in the void, you twisted fiend!" Hodir spat, unleashing a final blast of icy breath upon Loken's headless corpse.

The headless body of the fallen King of Wisdom crashed to the floor.

"Hmph," Hodir grunted, kicking the lifeless form. "Too easy. He deserved far worse."

The Ice King knelt and retrieved a pulsating core from Loken's ruined chest. It was the Keeper's soul, the essence of a Titan creation.

"Give it to the Highlord," Hodir suggested, turning to Thorim. "Perhaps it can be used to strengthen our own."

"A sound plan, brother. A sound plan."

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