Chapter 311: Chika and Ishigami's Birthday
"Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you~~~ Happy birthday~~ to you~"
March 3rd, in the student council room.
Everyone was celebrating the birthday of Fujiwara Chika and Ishigami Yuu.
Coincidentally, both of their birthdays fell on the same day.
Fujiwara Chika listened to everyone sing the birthday song, she held her head, desperately shouting: "I don't want to celebrate my birthday together with this guy!!"
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After all, why did she have to celebrate together with Ishigami-kun in the student council?
"In the end it still turned out like this!! I already refused so many times."
Chika looked pitifully at Shirogane Miyuki and Sakurai Saki.
"We had no choice, the final exams are coming soon, everyone's busy, holding it twice would waste too much time." Shirogane Miyuki said awkwardly.
Secretary Fujiwara looked at Ishigami Yuu, she pouted and said: "Ishigami-kun, why didn't you get born a few days later?"
"If you have complaints then go ask my parents." Ishigami Yuu glared at her.
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What kind of nonsense is that? Can I decide my own birthday? Can't you be a little less willful?
Fujiwara-senpai, you're already this old, shouldn't you be a bit more mature?
"Fujiwara-san, celebrating a birthday together also has commemorative meaning, maybe even decades later you'll still remember." Shinomiya Kaguya said with a smile.
"I don't want to remember!"
Ishigami Yuu complained: "I don't want to either."
"This cake, with two dolls placed side by side, outsiders looking in would think I have a good relationship with Ishigami-kun." Fujiwara Chika said angrily.
"Moreover, the enthusiasm for preparing gifts is definitely divided into two parts, this is really no good at all!"
"No, we prepared the gifts very sincerely."
Sakurai Saki helplessly said: "If you don't blow out the candles they're going to burn out."
"Fine." Chika closed her eyes and blew out the candles.
After that, she scrutinized everyone with a probing look.
"You really put in 100% enthusiasm and sincerity, right? Birthday presents cannot be done half-heartedly, it only happens once a year, if you miss it you have to wait another whole year!"
Chika: (っ ͡≖ - ͡ ≖ς)
"Fujiwara-san, we definitely put in true sincerity." Shirogane Miyuki said helplessly.
"Alright, then let's start checking from Shirogane-kun's gift!"
Shirogane Miyuki nodded, then took out two boxes from the gift bag.
"For Ishigami, anti-radiation glasses, he plays games all the time, so I thought this would be useful. As for the gift for Secretary Fujiwara, it's a water cup with a dog paw design, I remember Fujiwara-san once said she's a dog lover."
"Thank you Myuu-senpai!" Ishigami Yuu grinned brightly.
Compared to the gift itself, it was the sincerity of the other party that made him feel happy.
"Thanks…" Fujiwara Chika reluctantly said.
Although the cup was nice, she still felt the value wasn't balanced compared to those glasses.
"As expected. When choosing the gifts I already thought of this. If the value of the items is different it will end up like this." Shirogane Miyuki explained: "Sorry, this was already the best choice I could make."
"Myuu-senpai, don't worry about it. Being picky about gifts you receive is something only people without proper upbringing would do."
"Did I ever say I didn't like it?" Fujiwara Chika protested.
She averted her eyes, stubbornly saying: "It's just, just a tiny little bit that I don't want it…"
Chika: (⁎⁍̴̛ ₃ ⁍̴̛⁎)!!
"There it is! That's why I say women are really troublesome. Even giving gifts has to be thought about so much. If you give a gift to a guy, just one skin in a game is enough to make him happy for the whole day."
"I'm not trying to deliberately spark male-female opposition, but that's just the truth. Everywhere is oppression towards men, who knows when men will finally be able to stand up?"
Ishigami Yuu spread his arms, he continued: "Even in relationships, most of the time it's the guy chasing the girl, isn't that just unreasonable?"
Ichigami: \(`Д´) /
Sakurai: (;一_一)
"Ishigami, I advise you to be cautious with your words." Sakurai Saki whispered slightly.
Miko-chan, Kaguya-san and Chika were all staring at him with eyes sharp enough to kill.
At this moment, his lifespan might not even last a day more, but unfortunately, I can no longer save you, Kouhai-kun.
"The girls in the student council are beautiful, so if they are pursued, I think that's normal. But in reality, a lot of ordinary girls also consider themselves noble, throwing bait to hook a bunch of guys and never letting go." Ishigami Yuu was still immersed in his own world.
"Shinomiya-senpai and Fujiwara-senpai are both top-class beautiful maidens, they receive love letters every week. People like them don't flirt around to fish for guys, so why do those ordinary girls open up a whole 'fish pond,' raising a herd of simp men?"
Shirogane Miyuki felt that if he let him talk any further, the student council would end up in bloodshed.
But unexpectedly, Shinomiya Kaguya and Chika weren't angry.
"Girls with proper upbringing won't be ambiguous with a bunch of men." Kaguya nodded.
"That's right, girls must know how to keep themselves pure." Miko also affirmed.
"So then, can we continue on to the gift for me?" Fujiwara Chika was still concerned about the presents.
Compared to the topic of love, what she wanted now was gifts!!
"Miko-chan!! You definitely prepared the gift that I wanted, right?" Chika blinked her big sparkling eyes, looking at Miko with an innocent gaze.
Iino Miko lowered her head shyly and said: "My gift is this…"
She took out a luxury-brand bag.
"Because I didn't know what senpai wanted, I chose something expensive. And the gift for Ishigami is a pair of shoes."
"Iino, in the future you'd better not go to those host clubs. Your current way of thinking is no different from those girls who go to host clubs, thinking that the more money you spend, the more love you'll receive. That's unreasonable." Ishigami Yuu said with a blank face.
"I don't want to be told that by you, Ishigami!" Miko snorted.
Miko: (｡•̀ ⤙ •́ ｡ꐦ) !!!
"Ishigami is right. Sincerity cannot be measured by money." Sakurai Saki affirmed his words.
"Umu!! Sakurai-senpai is right!"
Miko: ₍₍ (̨̡⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝)̧̢ ₎₎
Ishigami: (·•᷄ࡇ•᷅ )
'...' Ishigami Yuu tilted his head.
This difference in treatment, isn't it a bit too much?
"Alright, Miko-chan's sincerity, I have received it. I really like it." Chika put the bag away.
Next was Shinomiya Kaguya.
Kaguya took out two cruise tickets from her bag:
"These are tickets to the restaurant on the cruise, it's been a long time since we last went to eat together, hasn't it? This weekend, let's go in the evening, okay?"
"For Ishigami-kun, it's a Nintendo console, you've been studying very hard recently, consider it a reward."
"Thank you Shinomiya-senpai!" Ishigami Yuu said joyfully.
"Kaguya-san, I like you the most!" Chika immediately rushed to Kaguya's side, hugging her tightly and sticking to her.
Shinomiya Kaguya was hugged by Chika, then gave Sakurai Saki a provocative look.
So what?
I've wanted to see this expression for a long time, that jealous face of yours!
Are… doesn't seem like he's jealous at all, does he?
After hugging for a while, Chika let go of Kaguya, then looked at Sakurai Saki.
"My gift is quite similar to Kaguya-san's, mine is Tokyo Disneyland tickets. Didn't you say last time that you're free during spring break?"
Chika held both gifts in her hands: "I like both of these!!"
"For Ishigami, it's the collector's doujinshi you mentioned last time, last week I went to the second-hand book street in Jinbocho and happened to see it, so I bought it."
"Thank you senpai!"
And so, the gift-giving session ended—no, it seemed it wasn't completely over yet.
"Fujiwara, just now you said a whole lot about sincerity, so did you prepare a gift for Ishigami or not?" Shirogane Miyuki asked suspiciously.
"How could I not? Of course I prepared one!" Fujiwara Chika said with full confidence.
Then, she started rummaging.
A few seconds later.
"This is it!!! Tada!! A tiny little piggy bank!!"
Everyone: (≖ - ≖)
"Are? Why is everyone not saying anything?"
You even dare to open your mouth to criticize other people's birthday gifts?