Chapter 307: Sure Enough, Smaller is Better
"New house? Myuu-senpai, you're about to move?"
Ishigami Yuu walked in from the student council room door.
"Only you two senpai here today?"
"Pretty much. Just now Iino dropped by, seems like she had some disciplinary committee work to do, so she left really quickly." Shirogane Miyuki held his phone, asking Sakurai Saki: "Sakurai, what do you think of this? 200,000 yen, only a few minutes from Mita station, about a bit over ten minutes' walk to Shuchiin."
"This place?" Sakurai Saki felt it was somewhat familiar.
Ishigami Yuu sat down next to Shirogane, taking the chance to explain his doubt: "This is really close to Shinomiya-senpai's house."
"It is kind of close. Feels a bit tense living near Shinomiya though. Her neighborhood must have a lot of surveillance, right?" Shirogane Miyuki unconsciously shivered.
Living every day under the surveillance of the zaibatsu, Shirogane Miyuki didn't feel good about it at all.
It was like going outside in the middle of winter wearing only underwear, that kind of cold biting straight into the soul, even freezing the lower body.
"As far as I know, probably not." Sakurai Saki rubbed his chin, thinking.
The surveillance on Shinomiya Kaguya, from the Shinomiya main house, had already been canceled.
There were still quite a few security guards nearby, after all Shinomiya Kaguya, though an illegitimate child, was still the eldest daughter of the Shinomiya family.
"Sakurai, you're way too optimistic. Maybe you just don't notice it. Anyway, surveillance staff of a zaibatsu are surely professionally trained. For all we know, someone could be eavesdropping on us right outside the door right now." Shirogane Miyuki always imagined the worst-case scenario.
While the two were talking.
Ishigami Yuu pulled a photo magazine out of his bag.
Flipping through a few pages.
Ishigami asked curiously: "Do senpai prefer big or small?"
"Big is better." Sakurai Saki replied.
Having been fooled once before, this time he answered very seriously.
An esper will never fail in the same place twice!
Unfortunately, Ishigami Yuu wasn't talking about houses, but rather:
"No, I meant boobs."
"Boobs? Ishigami, why are you suddenly bringing that up?" Sakurai Saki reacted very fiercely!
He couldn't accept it! He had finally managed to be pure for once! And the other party actually threw out a perverted topic!
"Nothing, just the usual private stuff guys talk about. I'm a little curious about the sexual preferences of you two senpai." Ishigami Yuu flipped the magazine in his hand: "What I'm looking at is a special issue about big boobs, all the models inside are big-breasted."
"If I have to say, big or small are both fine." Shirogane Miyuki put his phone down, leaning back on the sofa.
"Small boobs, relying on a less full figure and body curves like a hunting cat, highlight a kind of forbidden allure, like [ah, she really has tried her best]."
"Big boobs simply stimulate human instinct, with overwhelming visual impact that men can't refuse. As for not too big, not too small boobs, they can maximize a woman's charm through changes in clothing."
You're too good! Shirogane, how come you know so much? Are you a PhD of boobs?
Alright then, from now on, let's call you by that nickname!
"So President is on the side of anything goes?"
"Umu. I can accept them all."
"And Sakurai-senpai?" Ishigami Yuu asked curiously.
"Small boobs!" Sakurai Saki didn't even know if Hayasaka Ai counted as small boobs or not.
Loyalty! As a boyfriend! Loyalty is the most important!
There are no two suns in the sky! In my heart, Hayasaka Ai-chan is the only sun!
"Then senpai's sexual preference is quite strange." Ishigami Yuu said with a smile.
Sakurai: ∘ ∘ ∘ ( °ヮ° ) ?
Hurry up and apologize to the entire small boobs faction! You big boob maniac! What's wrong with the small boobs faction?
"Anyway, small boobs faction is still the minority, and it even has a bit of a loli-con feeling to it." Ishigami Yuu smiled in a way that really deserved a punch.
Right now, the number of people who liked small boobs was far fewer than big boobs, so when talking about perverted topics, the boys who admitted themselves to be in the small boobs faction usually became the laughingstock of others!
The small boobs faction was in an extremely dangerous situation!
"Shut up! After all, with boobs, you only know whether they're good or not by touching them, right?" Sakurai Saki shouted.
The boobs of each girl, the softness and elasticity are all different!
Nino, Miku, Chika, Hayasaka, and Kaguya, the feeling of boobs in the hand were all different!
"…Sorry. Stuff like this heretical thing, we'll never be able to understand." Shirogane Miyuki showed a disdainful expression.
"Sakurai-senpai, between us there's now a sadly thick wall separating us." Ishigami Yuu's voice was filled with sorrow.
Sakurai Saki gnashed his teeth.
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
This topic, it was you guys who brought it up first, wasn't it?
Why does it look like I was the one who said something wrong!
Big boobs will sag soon, but small boobs will last forever!
Long live the small boobs faction!! The small boobs faction will never be slaves!
...
When boys talk about private stuff, there's one extremely important point to pay attention to.
That is, absolutely never let girls hear it, otherwise it could cause tremendous destruction to the relationships around them.
'Sakurai-san likes small boobs?'
Shinomiya Kaguya leaned against the door, lowering her head to look at her toes.
Good, it's certain that in the student council she's the most 'poor.'
Tch, no wonder Sakurai-san always looked at her boobs, sticking his lewd eyes on them, so it turns out it was because of this? (actually he never looked at all)
Shinomiya Kaguya took out her phone, opened Hayasaka Ai's account, and sent her a message.
[Ai-chan, Sakurai-san is in the small boobs faction, I just found out.]
A few seconds later, read.
[Kaguya-san, how did you find out? Can you tell me? (smiling, but the eyes not smiling)]
Hayasaka: ( ≖‿ ≖ )
Kaguya: ( ˶°ㅁ°) !!
Ai-chan won't be mad, right?
...
"Well then, for moving house, let's just choose this one." Shirogane Miyuki chose the one near Shinomiya's house just now, mainly because it was close to the school.
"Good afternoon guys!! What are you talking about?"
･°˖✧٩(^ᗜ^ )و ´-✧˖°.
That chaotic woman appeared.
Fujiwara Chika looked left and right, at the three sitting together and staring at the phone.
What are they doing?
Watching some funny video?
"Myuu-senpai is about to move house."
"Move house? Really? I'm really good with moving houses!" Fujiwara Chika patted her chest: "Let me help you guys choose!"
"No need, Secretary Fujiwara, we've already chosen." Shirogane Miyuki gently shook his head.
"What? Already chosen where?"
"An apartment near Mita station, 200,000 yen a month."
"Minato ward?" Fujiwara Chika tilted her head: "Shirogane-kun, you plan to live in Minato ward?"
"Anyway, it's close to school."
"I feel like other places would be better." Fujiwara Chika sat down opposite the three.
"The price would be a bit cheaper."
She pulled out her phone, quickly found a place, and showed it to Shirogane: "Here is also three rooms and one living room, but 70,000 yen cheaper."
Shirogane Miyuki fell into thought.
Seeing that, Ishigami Yuu frowned: "Fujiwara-senpai, senpai aren't… you caught up in that land discrimination chain in Tokyo, are you?"
"Wha… what are you saying?" Fujiwara Chika averted her gaze, guiltily speaking.
"Discrimination chain?" Sakurai Saki was doubtful.
As a Kyoto native, he didn't really understand, but in Kyoto there was also something called a disdain chain, saying that only those living in Kamigyo, Nakagyo, Shimogyo were considered true Kyoto people.
"That's right, in Tokyo, the highest ranking areas are Chiyoda and Minato, and living in Shinjuku is the closest to those two. So people of Shinjuku really hate others climbing above them!"
"How could I care about such things? I just think Shirogane-kun fits better in places with a more commoner atmosphere…" Chika whistled, eyes dodging.
"Like Ryogoku or Kamata for example."
"Hey hey hey!! Someone here is discriminating!! People of Kamata, hurry up and curse her!!"
After yelling, Ishigami Yuu spoke in a tone of disbelief: "Fujiwara-senpai, I didn't think senpai was that kind of person?"
Fujiwara Chika squatted on the ground, hugging her head.
(っ- ‸ - ς)
Despairing, she gave up: "Then let the President become some middle-aged man in Minato who keeps girls as a Sugar Papa!! I hate you the most!!"
Shirogane: ∘ ∘ ∘ ( °ヮ° ) ?
What does this have to do with me? Ishigami cursed at you, then you should curse back at him, right?
Ah, can't curse back? Then never mind.