Social media platforms, news sites, betting forums, and even meme pages were stomped into submission by the tsunami of comments. Hashtags like #PeeGate, #KyleVsVortex, #WindGodFolded, and the ever-trending #DungeonBossDaddy trended across every platform globally.
"Kyle got launched like a ping pong ball!" one user commented under the replay clip of Kyle being blasted 150 meters away.
Another wrote, "Bro activated Super Saiyan Wind God Mode only to become a live-action weather forecast 100% chance of L."
A particularly savage post showed Kyle glowing green with the caption:
"When you charge up your chakra for 10 minutes and still get one-tapped."
Meanwhile, at the Hunter Emergency Hospital, Kyle was being wheeled in with wide, empty eyes. He hadn't said a word since being ejected from the dungeon. Medical professionals whispered among themselves.
"He's... unresponsive."
"Mental shock?"
"Spiritual exhaustion?"
"Nah, I think he just realized the internet saw everything."
