Tang Long scored a hat trick in the opening match, and Icardi is really frustrated now!
On one hand, he discovered that his wife Wanda was flirting with an Argentine rapper on social media, sharing lots of interactions, and often locking herself in the bathroom at night to send messages. He had no idea what she was texting.
But every time Icardi tried to probe, Wanda would glare at him and then use her skilled techniques to drain him until he was dizzy, followed by a few slaps:
"Mauro, you're the only one I love in this world, don't overthink! Have you handed over this month's salary from Manchester United? Hurry up and transfer it to me!"
On the other hand, even though Tang Long scored a hat trick, Icardi felt a wave of anxiety about his future at Manchester United.
He noticed that the new Chilean coach didn't seem to be very impressed with him!
In the Community Shield final against Manchester City, he was substituted by Eevee at half-time;
