> "Alright, we need to take down this post!"
> "Boss, are you joking? How do we block someone else's Facebook? Unless we hack into their phones..."
> "Then hack it!"
> "Right! Dare insult our benefactor? Time to show them what real hackers can do!"
> "Wait," "she's still a young beauty. Calling her 'ma' doesn't feel right. How about 'Miss Benefactor'?"
> "Why 'Miss'? It doesn't do her justice! She's supporting us with actual money."
> "Then what do we call her?"
> "I say we call her Miss Natalie. It's respectful and classy," Owen decided.
> "But that's not unique enough..."
Slamming the table, Owen roared, "Now's not the time to debate names! Let's move!"
Moments later, after hacking into the post, he called out:
> "Boss! You need to see this!"
> "What is it?"
The guy handed his phone over. One particular comment under Hailey's post had gone viral:
> "Even the big headshot looks adorable!!!"
