"So you're saying the entire universe is collapsing in on itself and turning into a blackhole?"
Harry asked.
"Yes, pretty much."
"Well, that sucks."
"It does! Now chop chop, you only have like a year or two to save the world and stop the universe from turning into a blackhole."
The being said, clapping his hands.
"How are we going to do that when I can't even survive a minute outside this room!? Even being inside for too long kills me!"
The being tilted his head, looking at Harry like an idiot.
"We? Who's 'We'? My name's not 'We', you speaking chinese or something?"
Harry gave the being a deadpan look. An expression that said 'Are we serious right now?'
"Me and YOU! I can't save the world alone!"
"So? It ain't my job to save the world neither do I need to. Ion care if the universe imploded in on itself."
"Won't you die as well?"
"Nope, only you'll die and we'll be back to square one."
The creature said proudly, placing his hands to his waist, looking weird due to his cat form.
"Also meteor."
"Wha-"
BOOOOOMMMMM!
A stray meteor had entered the Earth's atmosphere, the piece of rock was big enough to survive entering Earth's atmosphere long enough to make contact with the ground. It's landing spot? Directly on Harry's apartment, not even allowing Harry time to react before reducing his house to mere cosmic dust.
Harry kept his eyes closed, not wanting to open them again just to die again because of some random meteor that just so happened to land on his house.
"Ey, wake up."
Harry felt a paw pressing into his face, a light slap as a cat claw dragged its claw across his face, accidentally ripping off the skin of his face. Opening his eyes with a start Harry screamed at the sudden pain.
"AWH FACK!"
The being looked at the skin hanging off his left claw, looking at it for a moment before tossing it into the trash.
"Ahhhh, oops?"
That didn't sound very convincing.
"YOU RIPPED MY FACE OFF!"
"Honest mistake I swear on my mama's name."
"WHY DID YOU THROW IT AWAY? GIVE IT BACK!"
The being placed a hand to its chest, looking shocked and appalled.
"No need to be so rude about it ok?"
The being grumbled under his breath, something about humans always overreacting or something. The piece of skin reattached back to Harry's face.
"Rude? RUDE! YOU RIP- IT BURNSSS."
The being placed a paw to his mouth.
"I forgot, the trashcan is filled with spices and salts."
Harry writhed in pain on the ground, having a large amount of salt directly rubbed onto the muscles on your face under the skin couldn't be painless. Harry dug his nails into his own face, trying to tear it off. Unfortunately for him, the being had made it so Harry's skin would never ever be ripped off by anything again, for this run specifically, Harry broke his nails trying to rip off his face.
"Looks painful."
The being said casually, deflecting the meteor away so Harry would learn and benefit from this experience and not have to experience being crushed by a meteor again. Maybe learning the importance of being uhhhh, not having skin that can be easily ripped off?
"AHHHHHHH!"
Harry continued to scream in pain, his screams were loud, very loud, louder than the cries of a baby. The being just waited patiently, looking off into the distance as the city screamed, zombies ran, killing and eating people, making them into husks.
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