"So this is what the capital looks like."
"Wait you don't know how the.... Oh, I forgot that you're not from here."
"Wait, Asmodeus how do you know that?"
"Because a couple of years ago someone came to all of us warning us that someone was going to come from on high and kill us if we didn't stop our evil ways, but I didn't listen because I'm not evil, I'm a masochist."
"So that book that the Roy found at the capital was true, but who killed the person who warned you?"
"Killed him? He's dead?"
"Never mind that, you're a masochist?!"
"I didn't say I'm a masochist."
"Yes, you did."
"Fine, I'm a masochist, but I'm a masochist only to my master."
"(Yes! I'm loving this place!)"
[Smack]
"Ouch, what did I do?"
"You were thinking about something dirty, I can see it on your face."
"I'm a masochist too, master...."
"(Nope, sorry, I'm not into girls with boy physiques.)"
"People of the former devil king Belphegor capital, I've come here with an announcement!"