Chapter 70: Holy Shit!
To be honest, it had been some time since he possessed Seele's body and became a beautiful girl. Every night while bathing, he could admire his reflection, occasionally practicing a naked 'dao' behind Black and White Seele's backs.
Last night, he had even thoroughly devoured the 'well-cooked duck' (Bronya) who had been 'simmering' for 8 years, meticulously investigating and observing the layout of the new 'house.'
Gradually becoming familiar with the female body, by now, let alone an inadvertent glimpse of a half-moon, he could walk into a women's bathhouse without batting an eye.
But Serval taking off her black stockings in public and handing them over still surprised Caelus somewhat.
A familiar yet unfamiliar touch spread from his palm, making Caelus blink. He always felt that his mentality was slightly different from when Seele held her own removed white stockings.
As delicate as silk, yet not the fragile white that couldn't withstand the dust of the world. Adorned with a light fragrance, it was a mysterious and deep black. With an understated elegance, it was an unyielding brown.
Sprinkling these colors as seasoning, melting cocoa butter with rising temperature to create chocolate water, with tiny wrinkles still pulsating with the rhythm of life.
At this moment, this beauty seemed to flow in Caelus's palm.
Smooth to the touch, fresh in scent, and still warm—truly a flawless pair of black stockings!
Caelus couldn't help but gently rub them with his fingers.
Most, most, most importantly, was the shimmering golden light at the opening of the stockings.
"Well then, I won't be polite."
Caelus's expression was as devout as a believer's. His palm slowly reached into the opening of the stockings, surrounded by the smooth texture, and pulled out crystal after crystal.
"Damn it!"
Stelle bit her lip tightly, her expression like that of a woman lying on the beach in a knight movie set.
The flames of jealousy burned fiercely, demonic thoughts surged, raging like a wildfire!
Caelus had pulled out a full 30 crystals from them!
If poor Stelle had to watch her 'wife' be defiled by Caelus a full 30 times, her expression would twist to the extreme. She raised her hand to clutch her chest, looking like she was filled with suppressed anger, wishing she could vomit blood.
The others had their own wonderful expressions.
March 7th's eyes were a mixture of complexity and inexplicable horror. She watched Caelus caress Serval's black stockings with an expression of enjoyment, as if he were toying with a rare, peerless work of art from the galaxy.
Mixed feelings churned within her. Was he a pervert?
She knew Caelus was acting crazy, looking for some crystals.
But if not a pervert?
This was really perverted, okay!
Should she say it was a pity? Or fortunate?
Serval didn't see this scene. March 7th found it hard to say what kind of expression she would have shown.
Dan Heng's expression was wooden.
Pela was as if struck by lightning.
Just then, Stelle saw Pela's expression, which seemed to be evolving from chaos, gradually clearing, with a light beginning to rise in her eyes. She instantly had a bad feeling.
"Mr. Caelus, I have a request, I don't know if I should say it or not!"
"Don't be so formal, aren't we good friends? Pela, just call me Caelus."
Caelus smiled gently, his murderous intent palpable: "Whatever it is, just say it. If I can do it, I will definitely help you!"
"That thing called a phone, can it ignore the obstruction of wind and snow to contact Ling... I mean, Lynx, remotely?" Pela's eyes were filled with thick anticipation.
What was a phone? That wasn't important at all; what mattered was being able to contact Lynx in real-time!
"Mm, that's right. Not only does it ignore wind and snow, but even if you're not on the same planet, you can still communicate in real-time."
"Th-Then..."
Pela was a little embarrassed to speak, but the thought of being able to communicate with Lynx at any time made her gaze firm: "That phone, can you give me one? Of course, I won't take it for free. I can buy it with money, or exchange it for something you need..."
Pela blushed and lowered her eyes, her fingers tightly gripping the ruler-marked black stockings, as if displaying them: "Is that okay?"
"No!"
Raising an 'Erkang hand,' Stelle let out an inhuman wail. [Note: 'Erkang hand' is a reference to a character from a Chinese drama known for dramatic gestures.]
"One of the phones in there is mine! Pela, I'll trade with you."
Her hand trembling like an addict in withdrawal, Stelle hurriedly took a phone from the supply box and shakily handed it to Pela.
Caelus didn't stop her; Stelle had already given him 20 crystals.
"Really?"
Just before Stelle could nod emphatically, Caelus's voice drifted over faintly: "Are you sure you want to use this phone on Pela? Bronya's body has more crystals, you know~"
More!
Oh, right!
There was still Bronya's black stocking treasure chest!
Stelle retracted the interstellar phone.
Pela couldn't understand what the two were talking about, but from Stelle's behavior, it seemed she was having a hard time making this decision.
Feeling a little disappointed, yet not despairing, Pela cast a hopeful gaze towards Caelus.
"Hey, hey, hey! How can we talk about money for such a precious thing? Besides, if you were to buy it with money, you probably couldn't afford it."
With the wealthy Asta footing the bill, all the phones Caelus bought were top-of-the-line configurations, not cheap even in interstellar civilizations, let alone on Jarilo-VI.
Belobog had been sealed for seven hundred years and had long stopped circulating credits. Using local currency would make pricing even more difficult.
Just imagine how much a 2024 mobile phone would sell for in the 16th century.
Just as the light in Pela's eyes began to be swallowed by emptiness, Caelus's words sounded again, stuffing Stelle back in: "But as a gift for you, it's still no problem."
He took out a phone, handed it to Pela, and said solemnly: "This is a symbol of our friendship!"
The solemn and affirmative tone echoed in her ears. Pela stared blankly at the brand-new, still-packaged phone in front of her, suddenly understanding what true friendship meant.
"I understand!"
"Then, as a symbol of friendship..."
Perhaps to show that this was a pure friendship without any impurities, Pela imitated Serval's actions. Right under Caelus's gaze, she slowly took off the evocative ruler-marked black stockings, revealing her beautifully curved long legs.
While accepting the phone, Pela solemnly handed the still-warm stockings to Caelus.
"This is my return gift!"
"Mm! Good friends, for life!"
Caelus accepted the ruler-marked black stockings with a devout posture.
Having witnessed two perverted transactions in a row, March 7th was considering whether to call the police, but then she suddenly realized that the young lady currently conducting the transaction was the adjutant of the Silvermane Guards.
Who in the court dares to sue this official?
Well then~!
Hopeless.
"Kurushi!" Stelle put on a pained expression. Seeing Caelus start to take out crystals, her heart felt like it was twitching.
Another twenty times!
Thirty times!
Hold it in, Stelle!
Once you get Bronya's black stocking treasure chest, you can perform forty times, or even more, in front of Caelus!
There was one more thing to do: teach Pela and Serval how to use their phones.
Both were highly intelligent individuals. Serval's mechanical repair skills were as famous as her rock band, and both quickly got the hang of it.
Dan Heng remained, as ever, silent.
Having witnessed the entire process, Caelus's abstract and outrageous actions, and the final result... were unexpected, yet seemed reasonable.
The phones, or more accurately, the method of instant communication, greatly improved the safety guarantee for the Landau family's younger sister.
Therefore, both Serval and Pela's favorability towards Caelus increased visibly.
Although Dan Heng still didn't know what the relationship was between this Silvermane Guard intelligence officer and the Landau family's second daughter, after receiving this surprise, she even inadvertently told Caelus some internal news of the Silvermane Guards.
One could imagine the importance of the girl named Lynx in her heart.
The suffering endured by coming to the workshop was not in vain.
There had always been problems on the Silvermane Guards' front line. Were the Supreme Guardian's orders too radical?
The meaning revealed in a few words was intelligence that the library could absolutely not collect, more valuable than running around and chatting with ordinary residents for half a day.
Pela had clearly relaxed her vigilance towards the outworlders. The subsequent conversation atmosphere became more harmonious and relaxed.
Stelle and March 7th taught the two locals how to use their phones, Pela taught Stelle the drums, and Serval taught March 7th the guitar.
Caelus occasionally added pressure to Dan Heng, who looked relaxed.
The afternoon flew by quickly.
Dinner was Pela's treat. She didn't think her thermal pants were worth a top-tier phone from an interstellar civilization, even if they were her personal clothing.
After dinner, the group strolled and browsed through Belobog under Pela's guidance as a tour guide. Pela introduced many local customs and traditions, making it truly seem like a tour group.
Afterward, as night deepened and Belobog had no nightlife, the group returned to the Goethe Hotel, chatting and laughing.
"Caelus cub..."
"What's wrong?" Caelus turned to look at Stelle, who had called out to him.
"It's just, that, that..."
Stelle scratched her head, stammering, seemingly unsure how to begin. After hesitating for a long while, she finally waved her hand: "Forget it! It's nothing, you can go now."
She wanted to ask Caelus what on earth he had done last night.
Although the shared senses had almost killed her, even Stelle had to admit that the feeling was very, very comfortable!
She wanted to know what that feeling was, but she also felt that Caelus would take the opportunity to extort her again, so she gave up asking.
Such a comfortable thing, Caelus cub would definitely do it again. She would just wait and enjoy it~!
Caelus looked at Stelle walking back to her room, his eyes narrowing slightly.
How could he not know what was going on in Stelle's little head?
However, since it was 'himself,' and he had tricked her yesterday, consider it compensation. Anyway, even if he didn't want to, he couldn't sever the shared senses with Stelle.
They were physically one person.
Returning to his room, Caelus sent the photo he had snapped of Seele smiling at Bronya today to Silver Wolf, receiving several large red envelopes and the title of 'Godfather.'
As night deepened, feeling that no one would likely come looking for him, Caelus locked his door and released Big Duck (Bronya).
Ahem, as the saying goes, once you've tasted something good, it's human nature to want more.
Facing Big Duck, if circumstances allowed, Caelus would want to stay in bed 24/7.
Moreover, he still had the black stockings Serval and Pela had given him—two worn pairs, two new pairs.
He absolutely had to properly appreciate this Jarilo-VI specialty!
Bronya went into the bathroom first to wash up.
Caelus hesitated slightly. A faint blue quantum glow flickered from the wall, and the figure of a dark blue haired girl materialized from illusion, quantum tunneling with a flash.
Perhaps frightened by Seele's actions last night, or perhaps because she had met this world's Big Sis Bronya today, White Seele had long since let Seele return to her body and had hidden herself backstage to sleep.
Doing 'that kind of thing' would wake White Seele, but if he only used his black and white small hands or delicate jade feet, then perhaps it would be fine.
After all, this was her body. To endure for so long for White Seele's sake was already quite considerate!
A gentle stream of water trickled in the bathroom, soaking Bronya's elegant silver hair. Strands clung to her swan-like neck and fair skin. Her alluring figure's curves flushed a tempting pink under the stream of water.
Her body leaned forward, her left hand spread open, pressing against the glass that reflected her enchanting, pretty face. Her upturned, beautiful hips outlined a breathtaking arc.
No male creature could remain indifferent in front of Big Duck making such a move. Caelus pounced directly.
At this moment, Seele, wearing pure white stockings and holding the Jarilo-VI specialty black stockings, pushed open the bathroom door.
However, perhaps it was purely a coincidence, or perhaps this door had touched the gears of fate.
Seele's raised ankle froze mid-air, her sea-blue eyes widening abruptly, as if witnessing something unbelievably shocking.
Good news.
It wasn't White Seele waking up. Seele had been sensing the state of her mental space all along. If White Seele showed any signs of waking, she would immediately return to her own room.
Bad news.
Caelus clearly hadn't activated auto-battle, but the instant Seele pushed open the door, Bronya suddenly lost control of her body.
The sudden change caught Caelus off guard.
And then.
Ding-dong~!
A wonderful sound echoed in Caelus's mind, and an email popped up like a light-speed slide.
[Compensation to Host for Auto-Battle System BUG]
"Holy shit, System!"
Simple cursing, the most direct expression of his feelings.
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