Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Whoa, this hula hoop is something!
Machete Girl: It looks like a hula hoop, but it probably isn't a real one.
Curly-haired Guy: Come on, of course it's not! Who brings a real hula hoop to a place like this? What kind of scene is that? This is a fighter, not a comedian!
Wig Guy: Maybe this fighter's job in real life is a comedian?
Curly-haired Guy: Are you arguing? You trying to argue with me? If a comedian became a fighter, could he even live this long? Is your brain full of crap?
Wig Guy: Hmph, who says a comedian can't survive as a fighter? Do you have any real examples to back that up?
Curly-haired Guy: Screw you, idiot! I'm not wasting time arguing with you!
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: There's really no point in arguing about this. This fighter is definitely not a comedian.
Doujin Artist: Mochou, don't try to stop them. Isn't watching the drama fun?
Amegakure Village's Angel: You started this whole thing, and now you're just watching...
Bad Guy from Soul Society: He did it. That fighter threw the hula hoop.
On the screen.
The fighter, standing on the monster's head, threw the thing that looked like a hula hoop. It suddenly grew huge in mid-air, becoming a giant golden ring.
The ring came down and instantly trapped Godzilla's neck.
Roar!
Godzilla shook its head, trying to get free, but the ring was stuck on its throat like a tight band. No matter how hard it tried, it wouldn't move.
"Heh, that does it." The fighter smiled, excited. "With these guys helping me, I have nothing to fear in next year's regional war."
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: I see, that hula hoop is used to control other creatures!
Curly-haired Guy: That's what I'm saying, it's not a hula hoop! Wig, you jerk, get over here!
Wig Guy: It's not wig, it's Magic Boy!
Doujin Artist: You've... already made it your proud nickname? There's nothing to be proud of, right?
Curly-haired Guy: I'm not talking about nicknames, Wig! Don't change the subject! You said it was a hula hoop, what about the comedian?
Wig Guy: What? Gintoki, are you going to switch careers and become a comedian? You can't do that! Comedians usually aren't good fighters!
Curly-haired Guy: A comedian, my butt! You're just playing dumb, right?
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: Everyone, I'm going to make my move!
King Kong sent the message, stomped on the ground, and suddenly sped forward. Using light steps, he spun in the air like a top. Even though he was tens of meters tall, he didn't seem clumsy at all. His movements were smooth.
He closed the hundreds of meters in an instant.
King Kong stretched his neck and reached out a mountain-like hand, aiming right for the fighter's head.
Next moment.
Snap.
The golden ring suddenly fell from the sky, trapping its throat.
Silence.
The whole group fell silent.
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: It, it hurts so much! I feel like my mind is being taken over!
King Kong grabbed the ring with both arms, but like Godzilla, he couldn't move it. The ring seemed to have some special power, slowly invading his brain.
Doujin Artist: Even if you say that, I can't feel what you're feeling. Who told you to show off!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: To be honest, I kind of want to laugh. But I know I shouldn't laugh in this situation.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Couldn't you have just approached him normally? Why did you have to spin in the air?
The fighter on the screen seemed curious too, staring at King Kong. "Interesting, you don't seem like a normal King Kong?"
Curly-haired Guy: Yeah, he's not normal! He's stupid enough to make you feel bad for him!
"My sensors are detecting several kinds of energy in you." The fighter frowned, curious. "According to the normal story, you shouldn't be in New York right now."
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: He swam here! Swam! You didn't expect that, did you!
Doujin Artist: Damn, he swam all the way here just to give them an easy kill! Isn't that exciting?
Machete Girl: Sigh, Raddy, you're hard to understand. But that fighter is pretty good, to be able to sense the multiple energies in Raddy's body.
Amegakure Village's Angel: If he found out about the Devil Fruit, he'd be even more shocked.
Curly-haired Guy: Wait, Devil Fruit? Crap! I'm suddenly shocked!
Doujin Artist: What are you shocked about? We all knew Raddy ate a Devil Fruit.
Curly-haired Guy: I know, but don't you think it's weird?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: What's weird?
This is an Actor: Are you talking about how Raddy can still swim after eating a Devil Fruit?
Curly-haired Guy: Yes, that's it!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Whoa, I didn't even notice!
Doujin Artist: Really! Isn't it supposed to stop you from swimming? Why can Raddy swim? How didn't you drown?
This is an Actor: It must be the different world rules. The rule about not being able to swim after eating a Devil Fruit might only work in the One Piece world.
Amegakure Village's Angel: If Raddy went to the One Piece world, would he become a bad swimmer?
This is an Actor: We need to test it. We'll try it when we get a member from the One Piece world.
As he spoke, Uchiha Madara raised his hand and opened the group chat's settings.
Doujin Artist: Devil Fruits don't have the swimming weakness in other worlds? That's awesome! If we get someone from the One Piece world, we can make a fortune selling fruit!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: If the rules can change like that, will the rule about only being able to eat one Devil Fruit disappear too?
Machete Girl: It's hard to say!
Curly-haired Guy: Damn, I'm getting excited! If I ate ten Devil Fruits, I'd be invincible!
Bad Guy from Soul Society: Being invincible isn't about the fruit, it's about points. If you had enough points to buy Anzen's ability, wouldn't that be even better?
Curly-haired Guy: Crap, Beauty Hana just brought me back to reality from my dream!
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: Please stop talking, come save me!
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