Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Pfft! Eriri, you capitalist, you've got something there!
Doujin Artist: What? Am I wrong? Aren't capitalists vampires? They suck the blood of the people, and they're all fat and happy. Not only that, they look down on you and say you're not working hard enough.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: That's right, but I think Uncle Nine means real vampires, not capitalists, right?
Machete Girl: Like, actual vampires?
Lin Fengjiao: Wait, let me ask her.
Lin Jiu sighed, looking at Ren Tingting, who had a panicked look on her face, and said, "Tingting, are you talking about real vampires or capitalists?"
Capi...capitalists?
Ren Tingting's eyes widened, and her panicked expression instantly turned to shock. Isn't this a bit too much? Why does Uncle Nine know this word?
In this country's history, the Qing Dynasty only stepped down less than two years ago. The Russian Revolution hasn't even started yet, so in theory those enlightenment thinkers haven't even been in touch with this advanced theory yet.
But why does Uncle Nine, an ordinary middle-aged man in a small town, know about capitalists? Isn't that just too crazy?
Seeing that the other person didn't answer for a long time and just stared at his face, Lin Jiu couldn't help but ask, "What's wrong? Is there something on my face?"
"Working man, working soul?" Ren Tingting asked tentatively.
"What?" Lin Jiu looked confused.
"Master hasn't heard this saying before?" Ren Tingting breathed a sigh of relief and said, "That's good, I thought I was having some sort of time slip."
"Saying?" Lin Jiu raised an eyebrow and turned around to sit back in his chair. "Tell me about it?"
"Working man, working soul, all workers are the best. If you don't work hard today, you won't have a stable position tomorrow." When she talked about this saying from her past life, Ren Tingting seemed to become very excited.
"Wrong." Lin Jiu was silent for a moment and shook his head.
Ren Tingting looked surprised and said, "What's wrong?"
"The words at the end are wrong." Lin Jiu corrected her with a serious face, "The idea of being better than others shouldn't exist. If you want to be better than others, you have to step on their heads. Who wants to be stepped on?"
Ah, this.
Ren Tingting was completely stunned, her eyes wide open. Is this fake? Is this fake? She was actually being given a lesson in ideology by someone from the Republican era? And this person is a Taoist priest from Mount Mao?
What's going on with this Taoist priest? He's not catching ghosts, he's studying Marxism?
"Forget it, let's get back to the main topic." Lin Jiu also felt that this girl seemed to be a bit depressed by what he said, and decisively changed the subject. "So the vampire you were talking about earlier isn't a capitalist?"
"No, it's not a capitalist." Shaking her head, Ren Tingting answered with a complicated look in her eyes, "It's a real vampire, the kind with sharp teeth. What should I do, Master? It seems to still be in our town!" At the end, she couldn't help but panic a little, and her expression became very frightened.
After all, vampires are very popular and bloody monsters in all kinds of works, and their strength is shown to be very strong in those works. Although Uncle Nine can also be considered a highly skilled person, it's still a question whether he can handle a vampire.
"Don't worry, first take your teacher to the place where you found it to take a look." Lin Jiu seemed calm on the surface, but in reality, he had already started asking the group what methods to use to deal with vampires.
Doujin Artist: If you want to deal with vampires, garlic and crosses should be more effective, right?
Machete Girl: Drive a wooden stake into its heart, then burn it to death.
Curly-haired Guy: Those aren't guaranteed to work. I, Gintoki, still suggest using an RPG.
Doujin Artist: What the heck, an RPG? Where would Uncle Nine get an RPG?
Big Bad of the Soul Society: I can provide a tank.
Lin Fengjiao: Thanks, no need.
Lin Jiu's forehead was covered in black lines, and he couldn't even imagine the scene of him driving a tank to fight a vampire. The most important thing is, he doesn't know how to drive either.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Pfft, what kind of style would that be if you really drove a tank?
Machete Girl: Style issues aside. The moment they see a tank, that time traveler is going to doubt their life, right?
This is an Actor: When Lin Jiu said the word capitalist to her, I think she was already doubting her life.
Lin Fengjiao: It seems like she really was.
Amegakure Village's Angel: I've seen comics before, and it seems like holy water is also very effective against vampires. Does Uncle Nine have a church nearby? You can ask them for some.
Lin Fengjiao: There's no church in Ren Family Town, but there are some in the city.
This is an Actor: You don't necessarily have to use Western methods. The martial arts you bought in the group should be enough to deal with ordinary vampires.
Lin Fengjiao: Okay, I understand.
Big Bad of the Soul Society: The meeting just ended, and Captain Commander called on us to attack Hueco Mundo.
Machete Girl: ?
Doujin Artist: Attack Hueco Mundo? What's up with Old Man Yama? Is he going to start a war directly?
Big Bad of the Soul Society: He doesn't think Aizen should be allowed to continue merging with the Hogyoku. If he completes it, the Soul Society will be even more passive.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: That's a good idea, but you can't guarantee that Aizen won't set a trap in Hueco Mundo, right? And if the captains of the Soul Society attack Hueco Mundo all at once, what if the real world and the Seireitei are attacked?
This is an Actor: Very simple. He entrusted the real world to me to hold down, and the Seireitei was entrusted to the various captains, including his two students.
Doujin Artist: ??? In that case, where will the forces come from to attack Hueco Mundo?
This is an Actor: In Old Man Yama's eyes, he himself is the strongest force in the Soul Society. What's more, with Unohana and Zaraki Kenpachi, he thinks this setup is more than enough to destroy the Aizen group.
Machete Girl: Should we call it confidence or arrogance?
Amegakure Village's Angel: Based on his Bankai, he does have the confidence. Not many people can withstand the temperature of the sun. If he had used Bankai directly at the execution ground earlier, Aizen would probably be dead by now.
Curly-haired Guy: Well, that's the problem with unequal information. If he had gotten the info about Aizen sooner, he definitely would have used Bankai.
Doujin Artist: Is Aizen even afraid of his Bankai now?
This is an Actor: In five days, Aizen will have his god-level gear. And the Soul Society's general attack will be launched in half a month. What do you think?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Is this what they call perfectly missing the best time?
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