Curly-haired Guy: Pudding? At a time like this, you're still thinking about pudding? That's completely irresponsible, Eriri-chan. As punishment, hand over your pudding right now.
Doujin Artist: [Image]
Curly-haired Guy: You bastard, are you mocking me? I said to upload the pudding, not upload a picture! And the worst part—you sent a photo of a half-eaten pudding?!
Shark-Faced Guy: You jealous?
Curly-haired Guy: Hah, as if! I told you, this is punishment! You don't understand punishment?!
Shark-Faced Guy: So your idea of punishment is stealing someone's pudding?
Curly-haired Guy: Shut up, you damn shark-face! A shark like you should just behave and turn yourself into sashimi—don't go making up roles for yourself!
Amegakure Village's Angel: Stealing pudding? Gintoki, you're getting more and more pathetic. You used to be unreliable, but at least you weren't like this.
Curly-haired Guy: That's because back then, I wasn't in prison! [Image]
Clicking the image opened a photo—Sakata Gintoki, wearing a prison uniform, hands and feet chained.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: ?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: ?
Doujin Artist: Because of that duel with Kondo Isao? You actually ended up in jail for that?
Curly-haired Guy: What else?! Damn it, they put me in for two months over such a small thing. Those tax thieves are clearly abusing their power! I'm filing a complaint!
Shark-Faced Guy: I don't think so. You beat the hell out of their chief. The fact that they only gave you two months is actually pretty generous.
Amegakure Village's Angel: Yeah, if someone did that to Anzen-san, I'd probably kill them.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Konan, that scenario doesn't exist. Who in the entire ninja world could even hurt Anzen-san?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: If it were Nagato, he might actually get hurt.
Amegakure Village's Angel: Nagato's a grown man. He can take care of himself.
Doujin Artist: Pfft! The favoritism is so obvious! If Nagato knew about this, he'd definitely cry!
Curly-haired Guy: Pudding! Give me pudding! I can't go on without pudding!
Doujin Artist: It's gone. [Image]
Curly-haired Guy: You did that on purpose, didn't you, you brat?! Damn it! If there's no pudding, at least give me an ero book!
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Hah, typical man, thinking with the lower half. But I guess that's still better than some hypocrites.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Mosou, that sounded like you've dealt with a lot of hypocrites.
This is an Actor: Met a lot of them?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Yeah, for example, this guy. [Image]
Doujin Artist: From the looks of it, he's actually pretty handsome?
He had a refined appearance, dressed in white, with the elegance of a noble young master.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: I met him in Lantian County, and he left a deep impression on me. You'd never guess just by looking at him, but he was a human trafficker. He kidnapped innocent young girls, starved and beat them until they gave in, then sold them to brothels.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: That's horrible! This is just too much!
Amegakure Village's Angel: People like that deserve to die!
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Yeah, so I killed him. And while I was at it, I wiped out his entire sect too.
At this moment.
Li Mochou stood in a courtyard, holding a bloodstained sword. All around her, bodies lay scattered in disarray.
Bright red blood pooled into small streams, and the terrified, pleading expressions still lingered on the faces of the corpses.
The scene was too gruesome, so Li Mochou didn't send a picture to the chat.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Whoa, is Big Sis Mochou becoming a hero of justice? That's so cool!
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: It was just a coincidence. Running into something like this made me sick.
Li Mochou didn't see herself as a hero. Even though she had changed, she still believed that the blood of innocent people stained her hands and could never be washed away.
Doujin Artist: I get it. Just hearing about it makes me feel sick. But in that era, I guess there was no way to completely stop such disgusting things.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Yeah, and those so-called martial artists aren't under the government's control. They do whatever they want!
This is an Actor: It's not impossible to stop.
Doujin Artist: ?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: How?
This is an Actor: The foundation of a feudal society is rule by people, not laws. If you want to change things, you have to be the one making the rules.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: The one making the rules? Like the leader of the martial world?
This is an Actor: Whether it's the leader of the martial world or the emperor, it depends on you.
Curly-haired Guy: The e-emperor?! Whoa, this is getting way too crazy! And is something like that even possible?
Amegakure Village's Angel: It might be hard for Mochou alone, but we're a group. Once we upgrade the chat and unlock the time-travel function, there will be no one who can stand in our way!
Doujin Artist: Anzen-san, he stole your line!
Amegakure Village's Angel: Hmph, I belong to him anyway. What's wrong with him borrowing a line from me?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Damn, that actually makes sense! I have no argument!
Curly-haired Guy: Outrageous! This is just too outrageous! I can't stand watching anymore! Aizen-sama, are you really going to let this woman get away with this? Aren't you going to teach her a lesson?
This is an Actor: What kind of lesson are you suggesting?
Curly-haired Guy: *Cough*, you know what I mean.
[Notice: Curly-haired Guy has been muted by the group owner for 1 minute.]
Doujin Artist: Hah! Serves you right! Trying to make Anzen-san do something pervy? That's so lame!
This is an Actor: Yeah, and if anything like that happens, it won't be until I'm at least eighteen.
Shark-Faced Guy: ?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: ?
Doujin Artist: Anzen-san, what's wrong with you? "At least eighteen"? That's not the issue here at all!
[Notice: "Cheng-ge Laughs at Your Lack of Awareness" has joined the chat.]
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: A new member? That name…
Doujin Artist: That's so weird. It feels like he's mocking us.
This is an Actor: Should we just kick him out?
Just from the username, Aizen already had a pretty good idea of who this newcomer was. That's why he made the suggestion—this guy wasn't worthy of being part of his group. Just thinking about it was disgusting.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Kick him out? Isn't that a bit harsh?
Amegakure Village's Angel: Anzen-san, do you know this person? Are they that bad?
This is an Actor: Oh, they're worse than you think.
Amegakure Village's Angel: Got it. I trust your judgment.
Cheng-ge Laughs at Your Lack of Awareness: Is anyone there? Please, help me! Save me! They're coming—they're going to kill me!
Doujin Artist: Huh?
This is an Actor: Tell us where you are.
Cheng-ge Laughs at Your Lack of Awareness: Sakakino Academy, I'm in the storage room… Ahhh!
[Notification: Group member Cheng-ge Laughs at Your Lack of Awareness has been confirmed dead.]
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