Reborn as a K-Pop Trainee with a System
Chapter 68: "I Accidentally Became a Variety Show Star?!"
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Scene: CEO's Office – The Bombshell Announcement
📍 LOCATION: STARLIGHT ENTERTAINMENT CEO'S OFFICE – 10:00 AM
🔥 Joon and Jae-Hyun sit in front of CEO Kang, who is sipping his expensive green tea like a mafia boss.
🔥 Joon is confused.
🔥 Jae-Hyun is suspicious.
🔥 CEO Kang is smiling.
💬 Joon (thinking): "Why is he smiling? Rich people never smile unless they are about to ruin your life."
💬 CEO Kang (grinning): "Congratulations, boys. You're going on a variety show."
🔥 Joon chokes on air.
🔥 Jae-Hyun actually looks surprised for once.
💬 Joon (coughing): "Wait… what?! Why?!"
💬 CEO Kang (calmly): "Because, Joon, you are accidentally hilarious."
🔥 Joon blinks.
💬 CEO Kang (smirking): "Your 'floor king' moment went viral. Your voice crack? Also viral. Fans think you're a comedy genius. So, we're sending you on a reality show."
💬 Joon (panicking): "But I'm not TRYING to be funny!"
💬 CEO Kang: "Exactly. That's what makes you even funnier."
🔥 Joon turns to Jae-Hyun, hoping for support.
🔥 Jae-Hyun shrugs.
💬 Jae-Hyun: "Well, at least you'll be famous before our debut."
💬 Joon: "I DON'T WANT TO BE FAMOUS AS A CLOWN!"
📢 SYSTEM ALERT:
📢 [DING! 'NEW MISSION: SURVIVE VARIETY SHOW CHAOS!']
🔥 Joon officially regrets his entire existence.
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Scene: The Variety Show Begins… And Joon's Nightmare Starts
📍 LOCATION: SBS STUDIO – 3:00 PM
🔥 Joon and Jae-Hyun arrive at the set of 'Idol Madness' – a show where idols compete in dumb challenges.
🔥 Joon is mentally preparing himself.
🔥 Then he sees the first game.
🚨 It's a WATER SLIDE OBSTACLE COURSE. 🚨
🔥 Joon turns to leave.
🔥 Jae-Hyun grabs his hoodie.
💬 Jae-Hyun: "Nope. You're staying."
💬 Joon: "I refuse to be a meme again."
💬 Jae-Hyun: "Too late. You were born a meme."
🔥 Before Joon can argue, the host calls his name.
🔥 The game? A SPEED SLIDE where idols must grab a flag mid-air.
🔥 The problem? Joon has never touched a water slide in his LIFE.
💬 Joon (thinking): "No big deal. Just a slide. Just water. Just 10 cameras filming my humiliation."
🔥 Joon takes a deep breath.
🔥 He sits on the slide.
🔥 The buzzer goes off.
🔥 HE FLIES DOWN AT 100 KM/H.
🔥 SCREAMING.
🔥 HIS BODY ROTATES MID-AIR.
🔥 HE REACHES FOR THE FLAG.
🔥 HE MISSES.
🔥 HE FACEPLANTS INTO THE WATER.
🔥 THE CROWD GOES WILD.
🔥 JAKE, A FAMOUS IDOL, FALLS OFF HIS CHAIR LAUGHING.
📢 SYSTEM ALERT:
📢 [DING! '+200 POPULARITY POINTS GAINED!']
💬 Joon (mentally, underwater): "I AM NEVER LEAVING MY ROOM AGAIN."
🔥 He resurfaces, gasping for air.
🔥 The host hands him a mic.
💬 Host (grinning): "Joon! That was… impressive. Any words for the fans?"
💬 Joon (deadpan): "I would like to file a complaint."
🔥 THE STUDIO EXPLODES WITH LAUGHTER.
📢 SYSTEM ALERT:
📢 [DING! '+100 MORE POPULARITY POINTS!']
🔥 Joon officially accepts his fate.
🔥 He is not an idol.
🔥 He is a walking meme.
📢 NEXT CHAPTER TEASERS:
🔥 Joon vs. Jae-Hyun – Dance-Off?!
🔥 A Famous Actress Notices Joon?!
🔥 A Rival Group Plans to Humiliate Him?!
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A/N:
🤣 Joon is truly suffering, but hey, at least he's getting famous!
Stay tuned for more chaos!