Reborn as a K-Pop Trainee with a System
Chapter 26: Joon vs. Jae-Hyun (The Dorm Room Battle Begins)
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Previously on "Joon's Life is an Absolute Joke":
Jae-Hyun casually revealed he's also reincarnated.
Minho and Mirae are READY TO FIGHT.
Joon tried to escape (again) and failed (again).
Jae-Hyun is moving into Joon's dorm.
And now… Joon's mental breakdown continues.
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Joon's Internal Monologue of Suffering:
☑ Unwanted new roommate? Check.
☑ Surrounded by potential murderers in the form of Minho and Mirae? Check.
☑ Still single, still stressed, still suffering? Check.
☑ His life is a K-Drama and he is NOT the male lead? CHECK.
Joon: "Why does this keep happening to me?"
System: [Because it's entertaining.]
Joon: "I will uninstall you."
System: [Try me.]
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Moving In: Joon's Last Hope for Sanity Dies
Joon, glaring: "You can't just move in here, Jae-Hyun."
Jae-Hyun, unpacking: "Oh? But I already did~"
Joon: "WHO APPROVED THIS?!"
System: [Your manager.]
Joon: "BETRAYAL!"
🚨 Live Footage of Joon's Dignity Being Thrown Out the Window. 🚨
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Minho and Mirae Have Had Enough
Minho: "This dorm is already full."
Mirae: "Yeah, sorry, Jae-Hyun. No space for you."
Jae-Hyun, smiling: "That's fine. I'll share a bed with Joon."
Joon: "EXCUSE ME?!"
Minho: "Over my dead body."
Mirae: "Same. Let's kill him."
System: [Ding! New mission: Protect Jae-Hyun from Murder.]
Joon: "WHY AM I RESPONSIBLE FOR HIM?!"
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The Internet is Watching… and Shipping.
"Jae-Hyun is so bold omg??"
"Minho's death glare is stronger than my mom's chappal throw."
"Mirae is about to set something on fire."
"Joon's life is a harem anime at this point."
Joon: "IT IS NOT A HAREM."
System: [Debatable.]
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Joon vs. Jae-Hyun: The Ultimate Dorm Room War
Joon: "Fine. If you're staying here, you follow my rules!"
Jae-Hyun: "Sure, hyung~"
Joon: "Rule #1: No touching my stuff."
Jae-Hyun: "Got it!" (proceeds to touch everything)
Joon: "RULE #2: Stay on your side of the room."
Jae-Hyun: "Of course!" (sits right next to Joon)
Joon: "RULE #3: NO WEIRD STALKER BEHAVIOR."
Jae-Hyun, smirking: "Define weird?"
Joon: "…"
🚨 Joon has taken 99 psychic damage. 🚨
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Minho and Mirae Plot Revenge
Minho: "I'll make his life hell in training."
Mirae: "I'll start fake dating Joon to piss him off."
Joon: "WHY AM I INVOLVED IN THIS?!"
System: [You are the main character, deal with it.]
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Joon's Last Attempt at Sanity (Which Obviously Fails)
Joon: "Maybe if I ignore them, they'll leave me alone."
System: [LOL, cute.]
🚨 Spoiler: They do not leave him alone. 🚨
Jae-Hyun: "Joon, let's do a duet before bed~"
Minho: "Joon, train with me instead."
Mirae: "Joon, let's go out. RIGHT NOW."
Joon: "I AM THIS CLOSE TO JUMPING OUT THE WINDOW."
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Next Chapter Teasers:
🔥 Jae-Hyun tries to cook for Joon (it goes horribly wrong).
🔥 Minho's jealousy reaches a new level.
🔥 Mirae's fake dating plan begins.
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A/N:
Joon's LIFE IS OFFICIALLY OVER. Jae-Hyun is A CHAOTIC NIGHTMARE. Minho and Mirae are DANGEROUS. What do you think will happen next? Comment below!