Chapter 105: THREE KINGS INHERITANCE (9)
CASUAL NPC YEETING
WHOOSH! 🌬️
Fang Yuan appeared in a bamboo forest like a Skibidi toilet teleport. He looked at the King Quan travel token in his hand—it was absolutely broken. "Only three uses... skill issue."
He glanced at the three light pillars on the mountain peaks. The yellow one (King Quan) was looking kinda SUS—it had shrunk by half. The Ohio inheritance was running out of juice.
As he walked toward his cave, every NPC was giving him the side-eye. 😳
"OMG!!! It's Fang Zheng!"
"Little Beast King is back!"
"He's gonna mald so hard when he finds out..."
Fang Yuan grabbed a random rank two NPC by the collar. "Spill the tea."
The NPC malded: "BRO! Bai Ning Bing got COOKED! She killed a Tie clansman in the inheritance and got caught by the rust flower Gu scent. Now four Tie clan elders have her trapped with an iron cabinet Gu! It's a whole Ohio showdown between righteous and demonic! We were waiting for you to save her! You're our demonic flag! Our sigma!"
Fang Yuan nodded. "Makes sense. Rust flower Gu is stored in their souls. No cap."
The NPC kept yapping: "Lord, you're so knowledgeable! Everyone was saying you were an ostrich hiding from Tie clan, but I knew you had that main character energy! You're HIM!"
Fang Yuan was silent for a moment. "You're right." He loosened his grip.
The NPC was relieved. "LET'S GO! I knew you were—"
CRACK.
Fang Yuan folded his neck like a dry noodle. The NPC's eyes went wide. MAJOR SKILL ISSUE. 💀
Fang Yuan looted the body, but all the Gu worms self-destructed. "Tch. NPC loot is always trash."
TWITCH CHAT REACTS:
💀 "BRO JUST YEETED A FAN!"
🍿 "HE KILLED HIM FOR THE VIBES!"
🐍 "FANG YUAN'S BODY COUNT IS CRACKED!"
🔥 "SIGMA RULE #692: ELIMINATE WITNESSES"
Fang Yuan looked around at the hidden observers. "HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN ENOUGH? SCREW OFF!"
Dozens of NPCs emerged from bushes, trees, and even under rocks, then scattered like roaches. The area was clear... but Fang Yuan knew the real ones were still watching.
THE MERCHANT MEETING & THUNDER BOAR GLOW-UP
Fang Yuan didn't go save Bai Ning Bing. Instead, he went to Li Xian's cave—the unscrupulous merchant.
Li Xian was sweating bullets. "Lord Little Beast King! What brings you here?" He kept a safe distance of twenty steps. He knew Fang Yuan's demonic rizz was unpredictable.
Fang Yuan: "I'm here for business. You gonna invite me in or what?"
They entered the cave. Li Xian tried to flex with his Eastern Sea Blue Sky Gu, materializing tea out of nowhere.
Fang Yuan didn't even look at the tea. "Eastern Sea's Blue Sky Gu... you fuse it with Sky Well Gu to make Blue Sky Well Gu. Only Yi clan in Southern Border might have it."
Li Xian was SHOOK. 😱 "HOW DOES HE KNOW EASTERN SEA LORE? IS HE HACKING?"
He malded internally but kept his NPC merchant smile. "What transaction do you want?"
Fang Yuan pulled out a bunch of Gu worms he looted. "I want to sell these."
Li Xian's eyes glowed. "I have the perfect item for you! Gold Eating Flying Ant Gu! They can eat through the iron cabinet Gu trapping Bai Ning Bing! It's exactly the price of your Gu!"
Fang Yuan side-eyed him. "Who said I'm buying that? Here's my shopping list." He handed over a list of strength path Gu and materials.
Li Xian was confused. "Bai Ning Bing is trapped, but he's not malding? Is he built different?"
He agreed to the deal, and Fang Yuan left to cook up some new upgrades.
THE THUNDER BOAR GLOW-UP ARC
In a cave, Fang Yuan was mewing hard. A multicolored paste was floating in the air, giving off Skibidi toilet energy.
He threw in primeval stones like it was nothing. Then he added a Thunderclap Gu. ZAP! ⚡ The paste started crackling.
"NOW... ALL-OUT EFFORT GU!"
A boar phantom appeared. He activated Strength Qi Gu, making the phantom solid. He yeeted it into the paste.
BOOM! A flash of lightning, and out came a NEW BOAR PHANTOM—twice the size, with elephant tusks and lightning crackling on its back.
THUNDER BOAR PHANTOM GET! 🐗⚡
Fang Yuan did the same for the crocodile phantom, creating a ROCK CROCODILE PHANTOM. His battle power increased by 30%. ABSOLUTE W.
TWITCH CHAT:
💀 "BRO'S GU REFINEMENT IS CRACKED!"
🍿 "THUNDER BOAR? THAT'S ILLEGAL!"
🐍 "HE'S ABOUT TO NO-DIFF THE TIE CLAN!"
🔥 "BAI NING BING'S MALDING IN THAT CAGE!"
Fang Yuan looked at the dark purple qi barrier in the distance. The Tie clan had Bai Ning Bing trapped, but he knew it was a bait. They wanted him to charge in so they could use their rank five Search and Lock Gu on both of them.
But Fang Yuan wasn't falling for it. He had a plan... and it didn't involve a straightforward rescue.
FANG YUAN'S INTERNAL MONOLOGUE:
"Let them mald. I'll cook up something even more demonic. The grindset never stops."
TWITCH CHAT FINAL VERDICT:
💀 "BRO'S PLAYING 4D CHESS WHILE TIE CLAN IS PLAYING TIC-TAC-TOE!"
🍿 "THE GASLIGHTING IS ABOUT TO BE IMMACULATE!"
🐍 "WE STAN A PATIENT KING!"
🔥 "SAN CHA MOUNTAIN ARC IS PEAK FICTION!"
BAI NING BING'S MALDING HOURS & FANG YUAN'S UNHINGED GRIND
The scene: A dark purple qi barrier giving Ohio prison energy. Bai Ning Bing was trapped inside like a caged Skibidi toilet.
Tie clan's four grandpas were malding around her. "BAI NING BING, JUST SURRENDER! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE!"
Bai Ning Bing sat on a boulder, casually absorbing primeval stones. "If you want to capture me, then DO IT. But I'm taking at least two of you grandpas with me. Also, maintaining this barrier must be draining your primeval essence, right? And if my partner shows up... y'all are COOKED." 😈
The four old-timers were SEETHING. She had a point.
They started fighting again. Bai Ning Bing was holding her own against their rotated attacks. She had that main character energy.
TWITCH CHAT REACTS:
💀 "BAI NING BING'S CONFIDENCE IS CRACKED!"
🍿 "SHE'S GASLIGHTING THE GRANDPAS!"
🐍 "WHERE'S FANG YUAN? IS HE STUPID?"
SHANG CLAN NPC SUMMIT
A group of Shang clan Gu Masters were watching from a distance like it was a Twitch stream.
"Bai Ning Bing is HIM! She's resisting four rank four middle stages!"
"The grandpas are afraid to go all-in. If one dies, their whole team comp falls off."
"What if she uses the purple thorn token? Do we intervene?"
"Nah, Elder Yi Huo is coming! He's rank four peak stage! The sigma is arriving!"
DEMONIC ASSASSIN NPCs MALDING
Meng Tu and Jiao Huang, the demonic assassins, were hiding in a bush. They had a contract to kill Fang and Bai for Shang clan.
"Mannn, if Bai Ning Bing dies, our contract is COOKED," Meng Tu malded.
"We're assassins, not frontliners! We can't do anything with all these viewers," Jiao Huang sighed.
"Such a skill issue..."
LI XIAN'S SECRET FLEX
Li Xian was watching the show INVISIBLE thanks to his rank five Invisibility Gu. He was built different.
"Hehehe, these Tie clan grandpas are in a pickle. They have to maintain the barrier AND fight. If they all attack at once, the barrier drops and Bai Ning Bing escapes. L + SKILL ISSUE."
But then he thought of Fang Yuan. "Why hasn't Little Beast King come to save her? Is he that cold-blooded? Or does he see through the bait? Either way... he's HIM."
FANG YUAN'S UNHINGED GRINDSET
Li Xian delivered the Ancient Bronze Skin Gu to Fang Yuan. It looked like a metallic bedbug.
Fang Yuan was polite. "Li Xian, you're HIM. Here, have some wine."
They chatted like civilized people, but both were demonic psychopaths. The rizz was immaculate.
Then Fang Yuan brought out a stone vat and bronze pieces. "Can you melt these for me?"
Li Xian used a fire Gu and melted the bronze into liquid. Fang Yuan then... JUMPED INTO THE BOILING BRONZE VAT. 🛁
SIZZLE His clothes burned off. The smell of cooked meat filled the cave.
Li Xian was SHOOK. "BRO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
Fang Yuan, gritting his teeth through the pain: "There's a method to speed up Ancient Bronze Skin Gu by 30%... you soak in bronze liquid. No cap."
Li Xian left the cave dazed. "Is Little Beast King a masochist?!"
TWITCH CHAT:
💀 "BRO IS LITERALLY COOKING HIMSELF!"
🍿 "THIS IS THE MOST SIGMA GRIND I'VE EVER SEEN!"
🐍 "HE'S BUILT DIFFERENT!"
🔥 "PAIN IS TEMPORARY, GLOW-UP IS FOREVER!"
YI HUO'S SIMP INVITATION & FANG YUAN'S GASLIGHTING
Fang Yuan was grinding hard. He was using:
Ancient Bronze Skin Gu (soaking in bronze liquid like a madman)
Essence Iron Bone Gu (upgrading his skeleton)
Nine Eyes Liquor Worm (purifying his primeval essence to bright gold)
He was getting stronger every day. The grind never stops.
Then a visitor arrived. It was Yi Huo—"Blazing Inferno," one of Shang clan's five elders, rank four peak stage. He had main character looks: sharp eyes, high nose, flaming red hair. 🎸
Yi Huo got straight to the point. "Little Beast King, join Shang clan. If you do, I'll save Bai Ning Bing right now."
Fang Yuan side-eyed him. "Is this from Shang clan or you?"
Yi Huo: "It's my idea. I've been watching your battle stage VODs. You're HIM. Join us."
Fang Yuan: "External elders can't recommend talents though..."
Yi Huo malded internally but explained: "Clan leader promised me the Shang surname if I control San Cha mountain. Then I can recommend you."
Fang Yuan pretended to think. "This is serious. Give me three days."
THREE DAYS LATER...
Yi Huo: "Have you decided?"
Fang Yuan: "I need three more days."
ANOTHER THREE DAYS LATER...
Fang Yuan: "I appreciate it, but I prefer the demonic path freedom grindset."
Yi Huo was MALDING. "I LEAD A HORSE TO WATER—"
Fang Yuan cut him off: "But you can't make it drink."
Yi Huo tried to scare him: "The Tie clan grandpas aren't easy! Also, Sky Tiger Xue San Si was Century Boy's goddaughter. He's a rank four upper stage wood path demonic Gu Master. He's watching you."
Fang Yuan pretended to hesitate. "Oh? Well... give me ten more days to think."
Yi Huo sighed. "Fine. But your woman is in danger. Anything could happen."
Fang Yuan internally: "LMAO. 'Your woman'? Bai Ning Bing is just a distraction. Let her mald in the cage. I'm focusing on my grind. The grandpas won't kill her—she's the bait for me. And surpassing her cultivation will make it easier to suppress her later."
TEN DAYS LATER...
Fang Yuan: "Lord Yi Huo, after much thought... I still choose freedom."
Yi Huo was FUMING. "BRO, ARE YOU PLAYING WITH ME?"
Fang Yuan: "Nah, I'm sincere. But the three kings inheritance is opening soon. You should focus on that."
Yi Huo left, absolutely cooked.
FANG YUAN'S INTERNAL MONOLOGUE:
"Let them all mald. The grindset is the only thing that matters."
TWITCH CHAT VERDICT:
💀 "BRO GASLIT A TOP ELDER FOR WEEKS!"
🍿 "HE'S PLAYING 5D CHESS!"
🐍 "BAI NING BING IS STILL IN THE CAGE MALDING!"
🔥 "WE STAN A KING WHO PRIORITIZES THE GRIND!"