Chapter 56: Blood Sea Ancestor
đ FANG YUAN'S UNPLANNED POOL PARTY (IT'S GIVING "OHIO WATER PARK HORROR STORY")
Fang Yuan:Â "Just gonna yoink this Heavenly Essence Treasure Lotus real quickâ"
BLOOD LAKE:Â "SIKE! GET IN LOSER, WE'RE GOING TO HELL."
The Setup:
Spirit spring turns into blood jacuzzi đ
Gets suction-ripped into an underground Sigma Ancestorâąïž lair
Blood pond graveyard full of:
đŠÂ Bladewing Blood Bats (Rank 3, edge-lord vibes)
đ Blood Python (Rank 5, literal pool noodle from hell)
đ Skeletons (Former visitors who failed the vibe check)
Fang Yuan's Reaction:
"Oh. So the Flower Wine Monk got clapped here. Makes sense."
"Wait⊠are these⊠BLOOD SEA ANCESTOR'S GU WORMS?!" (đšÂ PLOT TWIST)
đ©ž BLOOD SEA ANCESTOR'S LORE (IT'S GIVING "VILLAIN ORIGIN STORY BUT WITH EXTRA RIZZ")
The Sigma Grindset:
Started as a no-aptitude NPC đȘŠ
Said "LOL" to the system and invented Blood Path Gu (OP hacks)
Fusion Recipes:
Bladewing Blood Bats (Easy to feed, swarm meta)
Blood Frenzy Gu (Makes Gu worms go feral mode)
Blood Guillotine (Rank 5, feeds on drama & war)
The Legacy:
Before dying, dropped 100,000+ inheritances (like a toxic gamer spamming loot boxes)
Righteous path malding:Â "WE KILLED HIM BUT HIS RIZZ KEEPS RESPAWNING?!"
Fang Yuan in past life:Â "Got one at lvl 400, carried my whole villain arc."
đ± FANG YUAN'S CURRENT PREDICAMENT (IT'S GIVING "AMONG US BUT WITH MORE BLOOD")
Problem #1: Blood Python (Rank 5) lurking like a Twitch mod in DMs
Problem #2: Bladewing Blood Bats swarming like Twitter stans
Problem #3: Tie Xue Leng just dropped in (đ "Surprise, motherfâ")
Fang Yuan's Options:
Release Spring Autumn Rizz's aura (Risk: Exposes his main character status)
Negotiate with Blood Python (Sigma negotiation: "Join me or get clapped.")
Yeet into the blood pond (50/50 chance of power-up or becoming skeleton #69420)
đȘïž TIE XUE LENG'S ENTRANCE (S. I. G. M. A.)
Drops in like a Sigma:Â "I SMELL HERESYâ"
Flexes Righteous Gu aura:Â "FEEL THE WEIGHT OF YOUR SINS, DEMONS."
Blood River Python: "LOL. NO." (Proceeds to Ohio Rizz the entire cave)
Fang Yuan's Reaction:
"Oh. So the first gen clan leader lied about killing this thing. Classic."
"Wait⊠why am I immune to the Righteous Gu pressure?" (đšÂ Sigma Demon Overlord vibes detected)
đ BLOOD RIVER PYTHON VS. TIE XUE LENG
Blood River Python:
Size:Â Bigger than your mom's disappointment
Attack: Tail whip (One-shot KO potential)
Vibe:Â "I ate the last guy who tried to tame me."
Tie Xue Leng:
Heaven Earth Magnificent Sound Gu:Â "MY VOICE IS MY WEAPON."Â (Screams like a metal vocalist)
Strategy: "Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and⊠dodge."
Vibe:Â "I've fought worse in the demon suppression tower."
Fang Yuan:Â (Stuck in the crossfire)
"Cool fight. Anyway, where's the exit?"
Sky Canopy Gu: "I'm trying my best, bro." (Armor cracking under falling Ohio debris)
đ©ž FANG YUAN'S BLOOD POOL ARC (IT'S GIVING "DARK SOULS BUT YOU'RE LEVEL 1")
Problem #1: Thunderwings Gu got corrupted by Blood Frenzy Gu (Now absorbing wild primeval essence like a feral raccoon)
Problem #2: Bladewing Blood Bats are malding in the air (Waiting for Sky Canopy to break)
Problem #3: No exit in sight (Just blood, rocks, and trauma)
Silver Lining:
Blood Frenzy Gu infection = Early access to Blood Path? (Sigma grindset: "Turn weaknesses into hacks.")