"We are going to run like we used to run after children when their school goes off. Get ready for the kiss of nostalgia, pal."
Jack stated that with full seriousness and confidence—like a politician saying he cares for his people while not knowing the name of his own cook—one might mistake it as sincere advice.
Unfortunately, I knew Jack enough to deduct that he was just bullshitting. And he said 'we' too.
"... Don't lump me with you. How many times should I say it? I never ran after children like that."
"I know. I am saying all that just for the law of attraction. If I keep saying it, it will happen."
"Why do you want me to turn into a criminal?"
"Because you are very close to becoming like me. If you just let go of your morals and conscience, we both can rule the world. "
"If I listen to you then the only thing we would rule is Satan's bedroom in hell."
"Hmm. That's a win too."
Ugh.
I forgot he's into this shit.
