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Daphne POV
I can't do this anymore.
Sure, it was hilarious at first. Comedic even. A fairytale dream dipped in glitter and nonsense.
Now? It's a psychological horror show with sparkles.
Apparently, Snow White is a little demon. Not metaphorically. I mean full-on, chaos-inducing, nightmare-spawn, possibly possessed.
The evil queen?
Turns out she was well within her rights trying to off the girl.
Honestly, I'm shocked she didn't try sooner.
The dwarves?
All seven of them have filed a restraining order.
A restraining order.
They're currently living in a heavily warded mushroom commune on the outskirts of the forest under new names. Bashful goes by Greg now and jumps if anyone says "apple."
As for the infamous glass coffin?
Oh, she wasn't dead. Not even close.
Apparently it was the only thing that could keep her still for more than ten minutes, and the dwarves were practically begging the evil queen to extend the enchantment.
Honestly? I would've done the same.
