It was supposed to be a peaceful morning for max and he was happily sleeping away.
Until it wasn't.
No!!!!!!
That woke him up and the first thing he wakes to is not only a loud goth girl but a sertant blond whore on top of him.
Panty: hey maxi i was just about to have fun with you.
Max in response pushed her away from him enough to sent her to the ground.
Max: how many times did you I tell you to stay the hell away from me!?
Panty: sweet cheeks you know I don't give up that easy and thanks a lot stocking for waking him up.
Max just now realized that stocking was looking around like a mad woman.
Stocking turned and she looked livid.
Stocking: my pudding is gone you whore. p.u.p.p.i.n.g!
She got out her phone and showed a photo of a pudding jar with wings and a halo.
Stocking: it's a special order from heaven and has a five hundred year waiting list! Damn it that legendary pudding was mine for the taking and it's gone!!
Panty: so it's just another sweet shit? What's the big fucking deal?
Stocking looked at max and stocking and she started to glare hard at both of them.
Stocking: out with it which one of you are it!
Max raised his hand in surrender.
Max: don't look at me. I'm a sweet guy but I'm not that much into pudding. I tried it once and it was good but I kinda lost interest and besides I'm smart enough to not touch anything sweet that might be yours.
Stocking looked at max for any hint of lies but and sounded genuine and his body language wasn't nervous and she did remember that never once max stole her sweets so she gave him a pass but panty.
Stocking: panty..
Panty: I dunno.
Stocking: what do you mean "you don't know"!? The only ones who could have been is either you max or chuck and max knows better than to touch my stuff without permission!!
Stocking then noticed something on pantry's cheek and he got closer to get a better detailed look.
Panty: what?
Stocking then cuffed her face and got a magnifying glass from somewhere and look closer while panty got off her personal space.
Panty: oh wait pudding, actually yeah I think I actually thing I eat it but was too sweet for me.
Max noticed that stocking was squeezing the life out of chuck and he decided to do the most logical thing.
Max: (fuck this shit I'm out)
He took a few steps back and just decided to just watch the carnage.
Stocking: Jesus!!! You always have to fuck up everything do you!!?
She got out some photos and showed it.
Stocking: this is my room.
And then she swiped to the next picture and showed to what looks like panty's room.
Stocking: yours looks like a goddamn mess.
She then started to swap multiple pictures of panty's room and other stuff she does while stocking ranted.
Max didn't see the picture and if he was honest he wasn't in a hurry to see what panty's room is like and he would rather stay like that.
Stocking: your nothing but a filthy hoebagging thief!
Panty than got up her and wrapped her arms around stocking and started to tease her.
Stocking then got up obviously livid.
Stocking: I have zero idea on how I can be related to a whore like you.
Panty grabbed a bag of chips which was a spicy brand and offered it to stocking.
Panty: here if it makes you feel better go ahead and take some of my-
Before she could finish stocking slapped the chips away and chuck ate the fallen scraps which send him flying thanks to a fire breath.
Stocking: you know that I don't like spicy food!
Panty: well you do know if you keep on eating those sweet shit you will become fatty right?
Stocking: well jokes you flatly! All the weight goes straight to my boobs and I am okay with that.
The two then started to talk about how one another's breast is bigger and better and stocking admitted that she did a guy that was apparently inside the back of see through.
Max was honestly just loosing brain cells and he was just tempted to just leave but before he can do that this came up.
Stocking: and another thing if there a guy that would think my boobs would be great is max over there.
That made him freeze in place.
Panty: no fucking way! Max would do me no question after all out of all the guys in this place he's a catch that I'm not letting get away.
Stocking: oh please whore you just see him as a sex toy I however see him as a fellow sweet lover and at least he has matter and doesn't fall for a whore like you.
Panty: oh stop talking like you know max besides I'm pretty sure he's just putting up a front he pretends to be a nice guy but he's freaky in bed.
Stocking: your the one who doesn't know him and besides I'm sure that I'm his type.
Panty: yeah right! You know what why don't we ask him. Max which would yo-
However max wasn't there and they saw the window opened.
Panty/stocking: (that sly mother fucker)
Max was walking around daten city trying to find a place to cool off.
Max: those girls are driving me nuts. I would have rather be stuck in another world or universe whatever the hell than this one.
Moline: (you tell me)
Max then noticed that two people were watching him and he wasn't in the mood to deal with this bullshit.
He went to an alleyway and when the stalkers followed him he let out his killing intent Which the stalkers felt and were a bit terrified.
Max: whoever the hell you are fuck off im not in the mood to deal with your bullshit.
The two stalkers looked at each other and both agreed there's no point in keeping up the act.
So they removed their hoodies to reveal scanty and kneesocks.
Scanty: well I'll admit I'm surprised that you-
Max: if your gonna say that you're suprised that I figured that you were stalking me save it- what the hell do you want?
Scanty was caught off guard by his disrespectful behavior.
Scanty: is that how you talk to a woman human?
Max: I'm one of the few people who believe in something called gender equality so if you expect me to respectful because you're a woman don't be because so far I'm not in the mood for whatever you're trying to do with me.
Scanty was once again suprised by his words kneesocks then adjusted her glasses and looked at max.
Kneesocks: allow me to apologize for our unprofessional way of meeting up with you, allow me to introduce ourselves. I'm kneesocks and this is my sister scanty.
Max: (what the hell is this? Are they some kind of parallel versions of the girls?)
Scanty: and you are max McKnight the humans who's from another world.
In an instant max appeared behind the demon girls and he took out his blade which was aligned to cut both of their throats.
The two sisters were cut off guard by the sudden hostility and max with a dark expression talked.
Max: give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill you.
Scanty: wait hold on you brute we can offer you a way home.
That got his attention but he wasn't convinced but if there was a chance he will hear them out and If he doesn't like the answer he will just.
Honestly killing them was a bit much because if he was being honest everyone in this world aren't even at his level but then again he wasn't no hero and he knew keeping the info of lost soul was dangerous.
He put his blade down and took a step back.
Max: start talking.
Kneesocks: our boss corset wants to help you get back home.
Max: and how exactly are you planning to do that?
Scanty: he believes that by opening the gate way to heaven will cause a rift in space that will allow you to go back to your world.
Max didn't believe them because he can tell just by their body and soul language alone that they were lying.
Max: your boss is capturing lost souls isn't he?
Scanty: what!? No what would you think such a-
Max: I can tell bullshit when by looking at both of your body language and your souls you guys aren't good at lying and another thing unlike everyone in this place I'm not stupid enough to fall to false promises and not to mention I noticed you watching me way before all of this I just never got a good look at my stalkers.
Kneesocks: so. Are gonna stop us?
Max: normally I would. but honestly i just don't care too much to try.
That answer suprised the sisters they expected some kind of heroic speech from max but he just outright admitted that he doesn't care.
Scanty: are you seriously not gonna stop us?
Max: the main reason why I don't care to try is because lost souls are hard to kill unless you have spiritual energy which damages its soul.
Kneesocks: well our weapon with our weapons we would-
Max: it wouldn't do jack I already saw the anarchy sisters fight against a lost knight and they didn't do much. What makes you think that you will?
Kneesocks: unlike those foolish angels we actually plan out.
Scanty: sister you are-
Max: unlike them you basically plan more is that it? Well sorry to disappoint you but it doesn't matter if are prepared if you don't have something that effects the soul it won't work.
Kneesocks: then why don't you come work for corset unlike those angels corset is-
Max: no thank you. Just by his name alone I can feel that, that guy is full of himself and treats everyone like shit.
The funny thing is that max wasn't wrong on that part.
Max: well anyway if that's all then I'm leaving there's nothing else to discuss.
Scanty: who said that you are leaving?
Max turned around and saw the too girls taking out their "wears" and he wasn't in the mood for a fight.
He disappeared in a blur of speed and he gut punched the two girls leaving them on the ground clutching their stomach.
Kneesocks: you brute, we didn't get to draw our weapons
Max: did you really expect me to just stay there gawking at both of you? Please I told you I wasn't in the mood for any bullshit. And also.
He turned around and glared at both of them.
Max: if you value your own life you will stop looking for lost souls because you will get yourselfs killed and also be grateful that I didn't kill you.
With that he walked away leaving the two humiliated demon sisters.
After that happened max suddenly sensed something and went to the direction that something.
When he did no suprised it was a ghost but panty and stocking we're on the ground and the ghost was insulting them. Unfortunately the poor bastard didn't notice him and unfortunately it was his target of his aggression.
Max took out his blade and he let his spiritual energy build up.
Max: Garterbelt, brief move those two out the way!
The two heard him and they quickly picked up panty and stocking and Hall ass
The ghosts noticed him and they felt a sudden fear and they started to run away.
But max was quicker after he let his energy buildup and he leaped towards them and in the blink of an eye multiple slashes appeared on the ghost and they blew up.
He put his katana on his shoulder and he let out huff.
Max: boring.
After that happened panty and stocking and max took a ride on see through.
And suprisigly it was pleasant no arguing and no shouting and panty gave stocking a new pudding jar as an apology.
Stocking thanked her but her attention went to max who's quiet.
Stocking: hey max thanks for saving us from that ghost.
Max: don't mention it but I mainly did it to let out some aggression.
Panty: about us arguing?
Max: if by you mean losing my brain cells from listening to you? Then yeah.
Panty: you really are a snarky guy huh? I like that in a guy.
Max: I'm not forking you. Never will because if there's a time I'm having sex it's with someone I actually love.
Stocking: see max has principles unlike you panty.
Panty: oh shut up.
Max: anyway be grateful that you two at least have a family because I value my family more than anything and that includes friends too.
Stocking: are we friends?
Max took some time to think before answering
On the one hand the anarchy sisters are annoying to drive any sane person mad and it doesn't help that the more troublesome between the two is panty.
But on the other hand they have their moments but those are rare like the one now.
Max: you two are have in my list of friends.
Stocking: why half!?
Max: both of your personalities suck that's why.
Meanwhile at corset's building the two sisters were bowing towards corset.
Coset: so not only you two bitches, messed up recruiting the human but he also took you down as well!?
Kneesocks: Mr corset please! he took us out before we even got out our weapons!
Scanty: and he figured us out quickly and-
Corset: shut the fuck up. As your punishment you bitches will scrub every goddamn toilet in this building.
Kneesocks: sir please any else that isn't-
Corset: oh so you two want something worse?
The two froze at that and that wasn't enough of an answer.
Corset: that's what I thought. Now get to scrubbing!
The two sisters reluctantly agreed and left his office.
Time passed and scanty and kneesocks were on bathroom 32 and they were wearing janitor clothes and this punishment sucked.
Scanty: that human was right about one thing.
Kneesocks: that working for corset is a thankless job?
Scanty: yeah.