Chapter 232: If So, Remove Your Balls (1)
Wuuuuung!
Uni, who had come in excitedly at the sight of my mana dick glowing blue, immediately transformed into her human form and turned her body away.
Since it was hard to step back in horse form, she transformed into her human shape for a quicker escape.
"I'm sorry. I'll just go."
If she were still a unicorn blessed by the forest like before, it might be a different story, but having lost that blessing and gained binding powers instead, the mana saber dick was extremely dangerous for her.
"You can come in whenever you want, but leaving isn't up to you."
"I'm sorryyyy!!"
Placing my hand on Uni's shoulder, I rammed my horse cock into her pussy, which, as always, wasn't even covered by underwear.
'Huh, horse dick is softer than I thought?'
Sluuurp!
"Ugh... This is too big...!!"
If earlier she had swallowed a human dick while in horse form, now, in her human form, Uni was taking a horse dick into her pussy.
'Even if she is a bicorn, there should be limits. I need to teach her a lesson this time.'
Sluuurp.
Her pussy, originally designed to accommodate a horse pussy, was able to take in something so massive and wide-headed, like a mushroom fully spread open, with ease even in human form.
"Hiiih... Eeeek...!"
Glurk!
Because the horse cock had such a wide head, it scraped against her vaginal walls completely as it thrust forward. It was so long that our thighs couldn't even touch, leaving her ass slightly lifted.
'Feels good, but somehow... it's not better than my own dick...'
After thrusting slowly about five times into Uni's pussy, a signal hit me.
'Ah... right! Horses are herbivores!'
Herbivores have very short mating sessions.
Just like with Bella, the rabbit girl, I realized that a horse dick being big and wide-headed didn't mean it was better. So, I grabbed Uni's horn and went ahead with the first ejaculation.
SploOoOort!
A thinner, more watery semen spurted out, unlike a normal ejaculation.
"Ah... ah...?"
Feeling her body fill up, Uni seemed to enjoy it at first, but then turned to me with a face that said, "That's it?"
"Ha..."
The horse dick looked big and powerful, but it came with the downside of premature ejaculation. And Uni, who had already grown used to my human dick, seemed satisfied in volume but disappointed in duration, as watery horse semen dripped out of her pussy and she returned to me.
"..."
Frederica, Delphine, Erin, and now Uni.
Seeing how it was with all four women, I thought again that the old saying held true—a human knight's dick is still the best.
So I used mana circuits to restore my dick back to its human form.
"Guess I won't need that transformation potion after all."
At my words, all four of their faces nodded in sync. Watching that, I shut the door Uni had smashed in and sealed it so no sound would leak outside.
"Well then... who's first this time?"
Splaash!
"Open a damn window! And who the hell is pickling something in here? Why does it stink so sour?"
I couldn't take it anymore.
Having been around fragrant women like Erin and Frederica, coming back to the training dorm only to be assaulted by body odor was choking me.
"Ugh, the sunlight... Close that, you idiot!"
"What are you, vampires from the underworld? Open a window and soak in some damn sunlight!"
"We get plenty of sun during training!"
"You go running around outside and suddenly barge in here acting high and mighty."
Dane was slamming his porn book shut in frustration, and Jake and Levin were sprawled out reading dirty magazines. Watching these so-called knights, I was almost moved to tears at how hopeless they were with women.
"You idiots, stop looking at that crap and go find a girlfriend."
"Girlfriend, my ass. Knights aren't meant to be with women."
"At least Dane isn't."
"You little...!"
Honestly, whether it's Levin or Dane giggling away, they're all the same.
They'll probably grow old alone, regulars at the homunculus workshops.
"By the way, Ban, you bastard—I heard you saw elf rangers in the elf forest? Were they hot?"
"Of course they were! More importantly, shouldn't you ask how many came to the kingdom and whether they're training with us?"
"Uh, well..."
So I explained about Iris and Pai.
"One's 600 years old, and the other's 110."
"Bullshit. I'll believe up to 200 years old."
"She really is 600. Professor Pandel calls her 'Aunt Iris'."
Dane's face went blank at that.
"A grandma? Does her spine still work?"
"She seems to ache sometimes, but yeah, she stands up fine."
"Ugh, whatever. What about the 110-year-old?"
"Childhood friend of Professor Pandel."
Upon hearing that, all my roommates lost interest and went back to their smut and porn mags.
"Hearing about Professor Pandel totally killed the vibe."
"Right? Pandel is just..."
Professor Pandel, protector of knightly boners... Between his messy face, patchy beard, and hair so unkempt it's unclear when he last washed, and the fact he replaced his severed arm with a golem arm, it's no surprise nobody likes him.
'Come to think of it, since he's Delphine's twin, if he took care of his appearance a bit... well, he is a guy, so there are natural limits, but maybe he wouldn't be so avoided.'
The difference between him and Delphine comes down to gender and hygiene. Delphine actually washes and dresses decently, whereas Pandel just crashes in the infirmary and roams the knights' quarters like a wild animal.
They're both half-elves, so the gender differences aren't that stark. That's why I thought Pandel was just Delphine cross-dressing when I first met him. Elves don't show strong sexual dimorphism after puberty.
"Nnngh~~"
These days, Mollang had been calmly playing with Shuru. But since Shuru recently went into heat back at the elf village, she had been wandering around the knights' quarters, even stealing Sylvia's food and getting scolded for it.
When Shuru got bitten for provoking first, I didn't scold Sylvia. It's proper etiquette not to mess with dog beastfolk while they're eating.
While Mollang calmly clones her core, she seems to know her turn is coming, so every morning she kneads my groin like she's patiently waiting.
I'm keeping a shrink potion and transformation potion on hand, just waiting for the right moment.
And I've been house hunting, but first, I asked Seyra to settle the mission payments I earned so far. Depending on the amount, I need to find a place.
'Mollang and Shuru don't need much space, but I need a yard for Sylvia's doghouse. Bella and Erin need indoor living, so we need a proper house with rooms...'
Looks like I'll need a big place. Just buying one outright is impossible, so I'll probably need a knights-only loan.
'Oh... right. I can't do that yet.'
I joined Seyra's private knight order. Even though I can present myself as a formal knight externally and receive pay like one, her order isn't legally recognized in the kingdom. It's a private group, so it has no weight with the merchant guild for loans.
So I'd have to get a loan under the title of a trainee magic knight from the magic knight order. But even formal knights only use their gear as collateral for loans, not for buying a house...
"Nnnngh... Jake. You got any money?"
"Sure. How much you need?"
"About 3 million gold."
"300 gold?"
"3 million. No interest, please."
"I couldn't lend that even if I wanted to die with it."
Seriously, you're the only son of a count, and you don't have 3 million gold?! That's cold, man. Is our friendship really that shallow?
'Damn rich kids are always the stingiest.'
Guess I have to think again. I don't know when Bella will come down, but I need to bring Erin too and find a place to live. If we combine Erin's salary and mine, maybe we can get a single room in the capital, but that won't be enough for everyone to live in...
"Haaah... Wish a Demon King would just drop from the sky."
"What the hell are you saying all of a sudden?"
"If I catch a Demon King, maybe the kingdom will give me a house."
Actually, back then Frederica got a huge pension of 500 gold per month. If I could get a lump sum and ask for a house in the capital instead...
'Worst case, I can kidnap Jake and send a ransom note to the count family. Start high with 5 million gold and negotiate from there...'
While I was brainstorming ways to get money, light footsteps approached the dorm, drawing everyone's attention to the door.
Hearing the steps get closer, my fellow trainees quickly shoved their porn books and magazines under Dane's bed.
Why? Because the owner of those steps was none other than Professor Pandel, who would immediately burn anything erotic on sight.
The previous 86th class had lots of violence and bullying issues, so senior knights were getting killed off. But our class had too many sex scandals, increasing Pandel's workload.
Either way, compared to Owen who just lightly scolded us, Pandel scared us to death with threats of expulsion.
As everyone hid their porn, Professor Pandel knocked on the dormitory door.
Knock knock.
"Ban, are you in there?"
'Huh? He's looking for me?'
"Yes, I'm here."
I opened the door and greeted the guest. Standing there was the suspiciously ragged-looking Professor Pandel, exuding a sweet yet ominous scent of chemicals.
"Come to the infirmary for a bit."
"What's this about?"
"I'm not going to scold you."
Pandel's behavior had been strange lately.
Normally, he'd smack me with a stack of documents and shout at me to follow, but today he just gestured silently.
As I was about to refuse, thinking something felt off...
'Just go already so we can keep reading our porn.'
Reading Dane's obvious silent signal, I figured they were just going to go back to fapping to smut, and being stuck with these sweaty dudes felt worse than following Pandel.
So I decided to go with him.