A man walked up and placed his hand upon his wife.
Rang Bang looked up from her daughter's crib and smiled. "Yin Kai."
"Rang Bang."
She immediately kissed him three times before nestling into his manly chest. He accepted her hug, and raised her an extended kiss.
"What will happen to the child?"
Yin Kai paused a few moments before speaking. "This world is one of the best for raising children, and has enough materials and scrolls to supply a cultivator with the worst aptitude all the way to the martial peak."
"The systems I have in place are numerous, and the tribes below continue to cultivate vigorously. You can consider them as my personal sect."
"Within our teachings we have all of the scrolls from Flower City, the Martial Fist Temple, 'low-level' techniques from another world that include all of our known martial realms, and several more from various inheritances."
"As for you~"
"Wait."
"What, bear?"
"Another world? And why did you call me bear?"
"Yes, a nameless world where people are born in the Qi Refining Realm."
"…"
"As for Bear, I think it's quite the affectionate nickname. I'd call you little bear, but seeing as how you managed to hold something so big, so very much so well…"
Yin Kai looked at her empty hand. She had set the child down. Her other hand was about to slap him. Dropping low, he tackled her to the ground.
"So, how many?"
As man vigorously pounded woman, the room's many babies waved their little hands to cheer their father on.
Ten babies and two sets of twins later, the two finally relented.
"Mmm."
"Yeah. …..I have a gift for you."
"Oh? Is it the same gift as last time?"
"A second pair of twins?"
She shook her head.
"My massively disproportionate gift?"
She coyly nodded.
"I wasn't planning on it, but why not?"
After a set of triplets, this time she kept her mouth shut.
"So, like I was saying, I have a gift for you."
"….."
"What, shy?"
"..." Her lips were clearly pursed.
"Hehehe. Here you go."
As he slipped the life ring onto her finger, she opened her eyes. The blue gem on it was interlaid with a Bear Motif. "I-I-It's Beautiful."
"Open it."
As she peered inside the small world laying dormant within, she immediately closed it and gasped. "That- That's not-"
"Nine Phoenix Eggs? No, it certainly isn't."
She looked at him strangely.
"It's nine fully-hatched Fire Phoenixes, aged by the time variances in this place, fully aware of their ancestral battle techniques and prepared to protect the Martial Beast Heaven Sect from anyone who dares to eye it with their filthy, grubby little hands."
"Yin Kai, how did you obtain these?"
"…How did I obtain you?"
"...…"
The woman licked his clean-shaven jawline and curled up against his beating heart. His chest was hairy and comforting.
After a reprieve, Yin Kai let her prepare herself, and did the same before combing her hair. Then, he brought them back into the real world.
It was night time. After kissing her goodbye, he fled into the night like an evil bandit.
Seeing as it had been a few days, he visited the central plaza of Sky Bear Peak to look for Bang Bang.
When he was a short distance away, he began to hear the sounds of guttural bear groans. Smiling, he picked up the pace and reached the plaza.
But what he witnessed baffled even him.
Every female bear that could possibly exist, and maybe even a few more bears than that- were there, piled, littering the streets. As Yin Kai stepped over the exhausted bears, mere shells of their former selves, his love for his newfound stamina grew.
As he wandered around the plaza, he found a group of boys waiting by one of the side entrances.
"Stop right there!" One of them shouted. "Boss Wang is in charge here."
Using his opening knowledge of the dao of space, Yin Kai teleported behind them and chopped at their necks. As each man fell- silently, expressionlessly- one could see the flawless work of a master.
Yin Kai continued walking until he saw three men watching the scene atop one of the small 'bear mountains' that had appeared.
As Yin Kai spoke, the three men jumped. "I take it you're Boss Wang?"