Now downgraded to "fancy origami paper", apparently.
Not to mention…
His mother's gift. The Queen. Queen Chioma. The woman who raised him with royal grace, whose gift likely involved historic heirlooms, ancestral blessings, and 10 generations of symbolism and hope.
And none of that beat…
A used, hand embroidered handkerchief.
Probably scented with lavender… and anxiety.
@RoyalBudgeter: Someone tell Queen Chioma her crown's value just got dethroned by aromatherapy cloth.
@Embroidery4Life: Embroidery classes in 3...2...1… Everyone GO!
@LemonadeStandKing: On his birthday I'm gifting him my old shoelace. Apparently that's peak emotional currency.
Meanwhile, someone in the audience whispered, "At this point, my cousin's macaroni art could've made it to the top three…"
Another added, "Bro, I burned through five credit cards for those Crown Drops. My cat doesn't even recognize me anymore. And all he wanted was nostalgic fabric?!"
