At this moment, Ryan finally understood that he was really too young.
He had thought it would be a certain kind of battlefield of carnage, but he never expected it to be this kind of battlefield of carnage.
Sure enough, for such unreasonable creatures, one really couldn't view them from a human perspective...
But why did it still feel so absurd time and time again?
It was really ridiculously absurd!
And under Ryan's hollow gaze, the battlefield of carnage plot he had expected still happened...
"I'm telling you—It's been thousands of years—If you still want to seduce my wife—I'll drag my whole family along to take you down!!"
"How dare you say that! You're the bastard! You lured Xiao Wu away by trickery! An old thing tens of thousands of years old, preying on a girl just a few thousand years old! Shameless!"
"(Suppressing rage)! But that's still better than you—At least I have the necessary parts—You don't even have those—(Sneering) Spiritual love—How can it compare to love in both spirit and body? Hahaha—"
"(Angry and ashamed) That's not what you said when you were chasing me!"
"(Gritting teeth) How dare you mention that—I get angry just thinking about it—What's the use of you becoming the same size as me?! Don't your angels have the ability to grow huge?!"
"(Angry and ashamed) You're always thinking about dirty things in your mind! When you were chasing me, I already told you that I only wanted pure spiritual love, but you always wanted to have sex with me!"
"What's the problem—Without physical interaction—How can love be sublimated?! It's you who had the unreasonable idea—and you were the one who dumped me!"
"(Angry and ashamed) So you secretly tried to trick my sister while I was away for two hundred years?!"
Both sides were gnashing their teeth, and crackling electric currents were exploding between their gazes.
The thick smell of gunpowder was like setting off an entire arsenal.
Both sides had completely put aside their dignity, were on edge, and gave the impression that they couldn't stand each other and wanted to kill the other.
And the Witch God's head could only anxiously stand between them, constantly saying, "Stop arguing!" "Stop arguing!"
But it had no effect at all.
In the distance, Ryan, sitting on Soso's head and watching the scene, rubbed his temples with a headache.
He felt that his brain wasn't enough for the first time.
Because the relationship was too chaotic!
Too chaotic!
Ryan tried hard to sort out the logical relationship among them.
In other words, Big Brother Titan had first pursued the Angel Matriarch at the beginning. The Angel Matriarch liked platonic love. After Titan agreed, the two established a relationship. Later, when Titan wanted a deeper connection with the Angel Matriarch, he was rejected. After several attempts, the two began to drift apart. Finally, the Angel Matriarch dumped Titan, and then she started a new platonic relationship with Aunt Witch God. Titan was so angry that he took advantage of the two hundred years when the Angel Matriarch was away and won Aunt Witch God's heart. By the time the Angel Matriarch came back, they already had a child...
Ryan was speechless.
This... was really a super bloody battlefield of carnage plot.
But the most terrifying thing was that any two of these three people could be connected by a line. All three of them had actually been in a romantic relationship with each other before...
It was so absurd!
Soso was confused and said, "Doctor—What are Mom and Dad arguing about? Soso doesn't understand—"
Ryan adjusted his monocle, rubbed his temples, and said with a hand on his forehead, "Soso doesn't need to understand. The emotional disputes of the previous generation are best not to be involved in by our generation..."
The circle was too chaotic!
...
Finally, after more than ten minutes.
On the other side of the square, the Hanging Angel was sitting there with red eyes, clenching her fists tightly. And the Witch God's head was sitting opposite her, constantly comforting and persuading her.
On this side, Titan's head was also grinding his teeth with a clattering sound, his tentacles coiled up, and steam was billowing from the top of his head.
Obviously, he was also full of anger.
Ryan wiped the cold sweat off his head, sat cross-legged opposite Titan's head, and said,
"Big Brother Titan, there's really no need to haggle with women. You're already married and have a daughter. Do you still need to get angry over these old grudges? It's not worth it."
Titan's head took a deep breath and ground his teeth, saying,
"But I'm not wrong—We were together for ten thousand years—and I wasn't even allowed to touch her—Other people's descendants are already numerous—But I don't even have a son—When others hear that I had an angel girlfriend, they're all envious—Envious my ass—Do you know how I survived those ten thousand years?!"
"Just relying on my left hand! (〃´ 皿`) q"
Ryan's left hand subconsciously trembled.
Titan's head glanced at him and said deeply, "Tell me if I'm right. Could you accept that kind of spiritual love?"
Ryan stared wide-eyed and waved his hand grandly, saying, "Of course not! Are you kidding? If there's no physical intimacy, is it still a romantic relationship?! Big Brother! Don't worry. I'll always stand by your side on this point!"
[Ding! Titan's head's favorability towards you + 30]
...
A few minutes later.
On Titan's side, the Witch God's head was angrily leading Soso, using her tentacles to repeatedly hit Titan's head while scolding and warning him.
Ryan glanced over there.
Then he sighed, looked at the Angel Matriarch with red eyes and clenched fists in front of him with a sigh, and said earnestly,
"Matriarch, there's really no need to haggle with men. They're all creatures who only think about sex in their minds. And it's been so many years. Do you still need to get angry over these old grudges? It's not worth it."
The Hanging Angel, with red eyes and gritted teeth, said, "I'm not wrong. Is noble spiritual love and mutual understanding really inferior to beastly lust? And I was clearly promised before, but less than ten thousand years later, he went back on his word and kept trying to have sex with me!"
"Is an angel who has had sex still an angel? An angel should always maintain purity and rationality."
Ryan nodded vigorously.
The Hanging Angel glanced at him and said deeply, "So you shouldn't be as vulgar as that bastard, right? Your mind isn't full of those dirty thoughts like his, right?"
Ryan stared wide-eyed and waved his hand grandly, "Of course not! Are you kidding? If one only thinks about sex, is it still love? Obviously, platonic spiritual love is the most perfect! Matriarch, don't worry. I'll definitely stand by your side on this point!"
[Ding! The Hanging Angel's favorability towards you + 40]
...
Finally.
After a long and difficult time of persuading both sides, the atmosphere between them was no longer as tense as before.
But obviously, getting them to live in peace with each other was clearly a long and arduous task.
Because they were not only ex-lovers but also rivals in love